Don't you think it's a tad risky to just give out your e-mail address here?

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Not really. It’s an anonymous account. Nobody has ever contacted me on it anyway.

Oooohoohoo, what a chapter, nicely done gang! Twas a good chapter, and we're getting close to the end... whew...
That's something.

Good show!

Well that was a whole lotta awkward at the end...

It's a week late for Fourth of July, but I can hardly tell. Old glory is flying at full staff; the fireworks are in the air; and I'm feeling patriotic as fuck. Let us not sit idly by while Phoenix plants the banner of freedom in Twilight's fertile soil, but be active participants in our brony democracy and leave comments on the chapter. Make me proud, gents. Make America proud!

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“Think it’s still mid-afternoon, but we’re going to have to hustle if we still want to hit the courthouse…” Phoenix chuckled, noting the sun’s rays coming through the westward-facing window at a somewhat sharp angle and then checking his watch which he’d placed on the nightstand. “We’ve got time, but not much. Guess we were both pretty wiped there…”

They didn't throw enough dots...

“Only because you asked so nicely…” he said, biting down lightly on the top of her ear, surprised when she all but melted at the gesture.

I tip my glass to you for including this!

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“Come in,” the familiar voice called, and The Judge looked up in surprise as he entered, still garbed in his robes from an earlier case.

Wasn't expecting to see him! Then again, it wouldn't be right to leave our favorite judge out.

“Well, I wanted to visit Phoenix, but could hardly neglect you as well!” she surprised him by hugging him, causing him to momentarily stiffen.

The time for stiffness will come later, believe me.

Phoenix was surprised to feel a mild sting at his words and even Twilight looked a little crestfallen. “I… understand, Your Honor,” he bowed his head. Guess it was a bit too much to ask…

Their reactions were not lost on The Judge, who suddenly gained a twinkle. “Unless I am allowed to marry you when the time comes!” He suddenly grinned as the two blushed.

Oh, I knew you'd come around, Judge! Did he meet Mayor Mare during his time in Equestria? She's probably single.

However, you may call me old-fashioned on one score: I do still believe in marriage!”

I only wish there was a way to make it less of a skullfuck for the poor men out there. Our toxic culture has reduced the great institution to another wealth redistribution scheme. We have much as a society to be held to account for. Alas, as long as there are votes to back the now poisoned chalice of the marriage contract, the system will run until lack of new marriages to feed the insatiable ego of the modern, feminized woman collapses the entire structure.

"Well, howdy there, Mister Lawyer!" came a familiar voice, causing Phoenix to cringe, and Twilight to blink at the familiar accent. Turning to their left, the two saw a young woman with bright orange hair pulled into an afro, wearing a green turtleneck sweater and white pants. Around her neck hung an old camera.

Lotta Hart: The anti-Applejack. I only wish Apple Goddess was around to buck her in the face...

"Was just deliverin' some photos and testimony in a trial!" Lotta Hart said with a grin, "And figured I’d stick around and see what else might be newsworthy! Gotta say, it's a lot easier to testify when you ain't the guy trying ta poke holes in mah statements!”

That's a nihilistic moment for the reader when they realize the only thing keeping the innocent from punishment due to her meddling is the occasional presence of Phoenix Wright.

Lovestruck Lawyer finds Brown-Eyed Beauty!'

You have no idea, Lotta...

"So back off and leave us alone, you cut-rate paparazzo!"

Huh. I didn't know that was the singular term for it.

Deciding it was too late to cook at the villa or make it back out to Santa Monica, they ended up eating locally at a Mexican place Phoenix knew, one he’d been to with Maya and Pearls a couple times for celebratory meals after winning cases.

Of all the things she could eat before engaging in anal, she chose Mexican.

Remembering she didn’t like things that were overly cheesy,

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The chicken fajitas for two they ordered were quite good, though Twilight was surprised by the presentation, arriving as it did sizzling on a large cast iron skillet

Stop making me hungry!

The rum-soaked slushie-style drink with red and green swirls arrived with a salt rim, causing him to grimace when he realized he’d forgotten to ask them to remove it, but to his surprise, she was delighted by it—

First the ear nibble and now this! You just know it's coming. Our Twilight Sparkle is going to have another roll in the hay as a pony.

Phoenix also made a point of finding and presenting her with the Lord of the Rings book trilogy and also found her the Harry Potter series as well—“an old classic and a new,” he told her, though he’d never much cared for the latter himself.

You might think that slavery of another sapient creature is wrong, but it's not half as awful as the HarryxGinny shipping. It pains me to say it too, as you'd think someone like JK Rowling would want an interracial pairing giving how she virtue-signalled herself into a coma over that black dude Order of the Phoenix guy (I forget his name) and his sexy, chocolate blackness voice (barf). She skirted the entire "current year/fuck until we're all beige" trope and instead delivered the least offensive choice in as shoddy a manner as possible, with virtually no buildup and no progression/evolution of their relationships as characters. The two were just dropped on us like a giant boulder in the shape of a middle-finger from the heavens above. How was this woman who could wield the English language like the hammer of friggin' Zeus so unable to pace and play the long game of story writing?

They talked for a long time about everything from their visit to the Judge to even broaching such topics as Maya,

I'm really not sure how the three of them can work. Or four of them. It's going to be a very hard sell. But my exposure to AA is limited to J4A and some of the fan-made stuff on youtube. From what I gathered though, Maya and Phoenix really don't have sexual chemistry. He's a man-child and she's a... well... child-child who loves hustling Nick for burgers.

“all the ponies in this town are crazy!”

She wasn't wrong! What with Celeponian immigrants, a cowardly nymphomaniac, an equally cowardly, introverted flower pony with rage issues, and a bossmare with more than a simple curiosity about tentacle plants.

Twilight listened raptly to the tale. “I see what you mean…” she told him, thinking that the fact such uncanny similarities existed would require much more investigation when she got back home. Are we parallel worlds?

I can totally see Twilight throwing science at this.

“Probably too many people around to do it here…” he told her between kisses.

“I could cast a privacy spell…”

It's a trap! It's the best of all possible traps!

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“Not in the least,” he reassured her, momentarily letting up his efforts, moving back so he could see her flushed face in the light of her mating aura, tilting her head up with a finger. “Believe me, I’d love to see my favorite filly again. So if it’s what you want…”

I'm not shitting when I say what follows is one of the best clops scenes I've ever read.

It wasn’t just an increase in size either; he’d gained a flared head and medial ring as equines had, and his ‘horse apples’ were now considerably larger as well.

That's gonna feel really good where it's going! Turn Loose the Mermaids? More like RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

“Wow, Starswirl was right…” Twilight realized somewhat breathlessly as she inspected it closely, fully visible in the light of her mating aura, which only caused it to engorge further, its head pointed invitingly at her face, visibly throbbing with his pulse. “This is incredible…”

*Boop!*

Hey!

Does this mean I'm into exhibitionism as much as she was? So maybe The Nightmare was onto something when she exposed me in the trial…? He somehow managed the thought even as she continued to pleasure him, her mouth working up and down his shaft, kissing, sucking and licking as she went, the wet slurping and cooing sounds she made as she worshipped his essence only turning him on even more… leaving him in wonder that she showed surprising talent for an act she was only performing for the second time in her life!

Ohhh yeah. I'm feeling it. The patriotism is back in full force! Truly it is for this righteous cause that we cloppers fight. The cause of getting pony oral.

He needed little encouragement after that, all but vaulting up off the dry sand to tackle her with an animal growl, surprising them both by not immediately taking her but by burying his face in her marehood, suckling hungrily on her prominent clit.

He gives it as good as he takes! Or does he?

“Ah!” Twilight called out as he returned the oral favor with all his own considerable skill and flair, causing her front legs to collapse from under her, leaving her face buried in the sand, moaning and nickering into it.

And I haven't even gotten to the climax yet! This was getting hyped to me for months and... yeah! It lives up to the hype. Holy shit, bro.

And before either party realized it, the head of his stallionhood was pressed up hard against her tail and already starting to push its way in. “Wha… “ was all Twilight could immediately manage while Phoenix’s eyes snapped open as well when he realized what not just what was happening, and that there was no way in either world he could stop it, his hips thrusting involuntarily, driving himself further in each time. “T-Twilight!” he called out in alarm. “I didn’t… I wasn’t…”

Ohhh say can you see? By the dawn's early light.

What so proudly we hailed at Twilight Sparkle's ass reaming.

Who's horsecock and horse balls? The man Phoenix Wright!

O'er the pony we watched, who's been so loudly screaming...

I'm just going to stop myself before I invite a much-deserved drone strike on myself.

“Not… again!” she cried out at the intrusion, closing her eyes tightly against both the pain and pleasure it gave her, the former quickly fading as between her magic and the massive amounts of fluid he was producing her body gave way to him and the head of his altered stallionhood slipped inside; she felt her human lover work his way even deeper into her thrust by thrust, inch by illicit inch.

Illicit inch! Knocked it out of the park!

“I’m sorry, Phoenix! I-I d-didn’t…” her voice trailed off as the exoticness and sheer eroticness of the act overtook her again, her aura never letting up its effort to pull him even deeper inside her until he was buried in her to the hilt, leaving her feeling every single centimeter of his stallionhood within her, feeling deliciously impaled on it.

Holy fucking shit! The Imperial Standard of measure wasn't enough so he's screwing her with the Metric System! I love this chapter so much...

For his part, Phoenix could no more hold back than she after fifteen minutes of overstimulation and for how badly he needed release, pounding her tail with everything he had, the thought alone of where he was and what they were doing unbelievably heady.

Fifteen minutes. In Twilight's ass. Fifteen goddamn minutes! He is clearly a GOD!

he barely managed between ragged pants, not just hips but his hands also acting of their own accord, his left reaching under her to fondle her rock-hard teats and his right finding and rubbing her clit, only adding to the ecstasy she was feeling, stimulating her three ways at once.

I haven't experienced fan service like this episode 100 and Roseluck didn't even have sex in that episode so this is even better!

With that, Twilight’s already-weakened resistance crumbled. “Do it!” the words were torn from her very soul. She had to have him, she was too far gone to stop things even if she wanted to. “Do it!” she called again as her back arched against him and his hands, trying to simultaneously work him even deeper inside her and yet still push back against his wonderfully pleasuring fingers, feeling her orgasm starting to build, energy rushing into her loins and her horn, which now glowed more intensely than she ever knew. I… like… this…? Was the only coherent thought she could form at that moment, but even it was lost as she felt her pleasure build, like a wave on the ocean drawing up before breaking with a resounding roar.

And I'm surfing atop the wave like an absolute madman!

“I… I…” Phoenix felt his climax coming quickly now, his balls contracting, pulling back up partially into his body as he felt the head of his new stallionhood start to swell in a sensation he’d never known before. His hips gave a final, very hard thrust into her, driving him as deep as he could as his world flashed a brilliant white and the flared head of his organ all but exploded within her, flooding her with hot, sticky equine seed she could feel very keenly.

He discovered God in Twilight's anus! Truly, the Lord works in mysterious ways!

“I love you!” he told her as he came with spectacular force, emptying himself into her, feeling Twilight’s body likewise go rigid and then clamp down hard on him, the violet unicorn arching her back and calling his name, her horn erupting in a fireworks display that would have done the 4th of July proud. She came with enough force it was even seen outside the privacy bubble, a spectacular display of multicolored sparks that attracted the attention of passerbys and the teenagers further down the beach.

My kink is more multiple shots at the end, but regardless... this is a fine way to handle the climax! Masterfully played!

The spell that powered it still in effect, Twilight’s privacy bubble remained intact for the time being, keeping out prying eyes… though not all were living ones. Had the pair been awake, they would have seen and heard a drone flying overhead with a low buzzing sound, circling the area the eruption of sparks had been seen from, loitering in the area for the better part of an hour before leaving.

Oh crap, It's looking for me! Gotta go!

Their reactions were not lost on The Judge, who suddenly gained a twinkle. “Unless I am allowed to marry you when the time comes!” He suddenly grinned as the two blushed. “Due Process and I had a long chat after we encountered you on the night of the big party in Equestria. We exchanged family photos, discussed past relationships, and in the end, he… convinced me that your potential pairing was neither untoward nor undesirable, pointing out that interspecies couples were acceptable if not commonplace in Equestria. He also rather nicely shot down all my potential objections to them. However, you may call me old-fashioned on one score: I do still believe in marriage!” he told them both. “So if you would choose to seal your bonds in such a way, I would be more than happy to perform the ceremony!”

The Judge is fun.

“Funny, that… he’s a good man and a decent defense attorney. He was Mia’s first law firm chief,”

Huh, neat.

"Our personal life is none of your business, and it is most definitely not the business of the supermarket tabloids!" She shoved the camera into Lotta's hands with enough force to knock her back a few paces. "So back off and leave us alone, you cut-rate paparazzo!"

... Holy shit.

And why does the mention of chaos unnerve me? She wondered with her thoughts, her mind flashing back to the odd statue of the mismatched creature in the Canterlot Gardens.

So this is pre-season 2 Twilight, interesting. Also, if you thought Nightmare Moon was bad, Discord is FAR worse.

But then she added she also now understood just why she had fallen for him so hard without even realizing it—“you can bet that any mare would swoon for a stallion that repeatedly saved her!” she chuckled, causing Phoenix to blink.

I'd imagine.

“Parallels? Like what?” she asked earnestly as she leaned back on her hands.

A lot. And it's fascinating.

“Right now, I think what I’d like to do is make some fireworks of our own…”

Well that's about as subtle as a nuclear brick fired out of rainbow colored cannon to Ride of the Valkyries.

Had the pair been awake, they would have seen and heard a drone flying overhead with a low buzzing sound, circling the area the eruption of sparks had been seen from, loitering in the area for the better part of an hour before leaving.

That's important. I can feel it.

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I get it's the 4th of July, but what did you think of my musical score after Turn Loose The Mermaids?

Also, Twilight isn't American, any issues there?

So much yes to this chapter.

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Also, Twilight isn't American

That's a shocking revelation fam.

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Thank you very much! We are indeed getting close to the end here. Hard to believe...

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Maybe, but they’ll deal with it this time. If they’ve learned nothing else by now, they’ve learned that magic only acts in accordance with desires, after all...

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The music in this chapter was excellent, I thought. You have my thanks for it. Looks like I’m getting yet another Nightwish album...

Why would there be issues? I said 4th of July because even non-Americans would recognize that as an occasion for fireworks. Phoenix didn’t mention the day, only the narration did.

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How much yes is that?

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Sorry for the delay in response. Still decompressing after a not-so-fun week of work...

The Judge is fun.

He’s a genuinely nice guy and a good man.

“Funny, that… he’s a good man and a decent defense attorney. He was Mia’s first law firm chief,”

Huh, neat.

He figures somewhat prominently in the first game and also has an appearance in the third. He’s somewhat jaded and beaten down to start, but ends up, like so many others, being inspired by Phoenix... and Mia before him. http://aceattorney.wikia.com/wiki/Marvin_Grossberg

"Our personal life is none of your business, and it is most definitely not the business of the supermarket tabloids!" She shoved the camera into Lotta's hands with enough force to knock her back a few paces. "So back off and leave us alone, you cut-rate paparazzo!"

... Holy shit.

Twilight’s just doing what everybody wanted to in the course of the games. Even Phoenix slapped her once for being annoyingly obtuse and unhelpful. She admitted she deserved it though.

And why does the mention of chaos unnerve me? She wondered with her thoughts, her mind flashing back to the odd statue of the mismatched creature in the Canterlot Gardens.

So this is pre-season 2 Twilight, interesting. Also, if you thought Nightmare Moon was bad, Discord is FAR worse.

Better and worse. Discord won’t kill or wage war on anything except reality, but he does like corruption and he’s far better at it than Nightmare Moon. In a couple other stories, including one of my own (Five Star Service), such corruption also turns everybody’s sexual preferences on their heads, making for some very interesting scenes...

But then she added she also now understood just why she had fallen for him so hard without even realizing it—“you can bet that any mare would swoon for a stallion that repeatedly saved her!” she chuckled, causing Phoenix to blink.

I'd imagine.

It’s part of the attraction of her to him, as well--Phoenix puts himself in harms way and actively tries to save and protect others, including and especially mares. So he’s nothing like the stallions she’s known back home for the most part.

“Parallels? Like what?” she asked earnestly as she leaned back on her hands.

A lot. And it's fascinating.

Indeed. I think Twilight’s going to be picking up a book on human mythology now...

“Right now, I think what I’d like to do is make some fireworks of our own…”

Well that's about as subtle as a nuclear brick fired out of rainbow colored cannon to Ride of the Valkyries.

You’re right. So I’ve clipped it. Now it just says: “Right now, I think what I’d like to do is...” she just trails off and lets her actions speak for her, which is more powerful here.

Had the pair been awake, they would have seen and heard a drone flying overhead with a low buzzing sound, circling the area the eruption of sparks had been seen from, loitering in the area for the better part of an hour before leaving.

That's important. I can feel it.

Indeed. So what’s happening? Let’s just say a certain someone doesn’t know when to leave well enough alone...

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Better and worse. Discord won’t kill or wage war on anything except reality, 

Of course he doesn't kill, he seems to consider Equestria his playground and mortals his toys, so why would he willing break one of his toys beyond repair? Once you're dead, that's it, nothing he can do to you, so killing someone is obviously out of the question. Repeatedly shattering their mind and sanity, then forcibly stitching it together only to redo such a thing over and over however, now THAT'S another matter.

Rule Number 1 of Reality Warpers: DO NOT piss off a reality warper. Doubly so if they can be or are actively malicious.

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Twilight’s just doing what everybody wanted to in the course of the games. Even Phoenix slapped her once for being annoyingly obtuse and unhelpful. She admitted she deserved it though.

That was actually because she decided to talk shit about Maya to Phoenix's face.

It's a week late for Fourth of July, but I can hardly tell. Old glory is flying at full staff; the fireworks are in the air; and I'm feeling patriotic as fuck. Let us not sit idly by while Phoenix plants the banner of freedom in Twilight's fertile soil, but be active participants in our brony democracy and leave comments on the chapter. Make me proud, gents. Make America proud! cute-calendar.com/images/en/teaser/694px/uncle-sam-day.jpg

After all, who needs cookouts when you have TwiWright action? And why camp out for a fireworks display when you'll get some right here?

They didn't throw enough dots...

And now they lose 50 dps!

“Only because you asked so nicely…” he said, biting down lightly on the top of her ear, surprised when she all but melted at the gesture.

I tip my glass to you for including this! screencrush.com/files/2012/12/the_great_gatsby_trailer.jpg

I was thinking of you when I wrote it! Though odds are Phoenix isn't aware of the significance of the gesture right then...

“Come in,” the familiar voice called, and The Judge looked up in surprise as he entered, still garbed in his robes from an earlier case.

Wasn't expecting to see him! Then again, it wouldn't be right to leave our favorite judge out.

My thoughts exactly. He deserved a cameo in the story.

“Well, I wanted to visit Phoenix, but could hardly neglect you as well!” she surprised him by hugging him, causing him to momentarily stiffen.

The time for stiffness will come later, believe me.

WHAT??? Are you implying that this chapter will be used for something other than perfectly family friendly fare????

Phoenix was surprised to feel a mild sting at his words and even Twilight looked a little crestfallen. “I… understand, Your Honor,” he bowed his head. Guess it was a bit too much to ask…

Their reactions were not lost on The Judge, who suddenly gained a twinkle. “Unless I am allowed to marry you when the time comes!” He suddenly grinned as the two blushed.

Oh, I knew you'd come around, Judge! Did he meet Mayor Mare during his time in Equestria? She's probably single.

He did meet Mayor Mare, and got along well with her. Here's a fun fact--at one point during TAS I considered hinting at such a thing! But I (rightly) decided that nobody would care for it. After all, who wants to hear about in the Judge in such a manner? I don't even think Rule34 has anything on him, not that I mind.

However, you may call me old-fashioned on one score: I do still believe in marriage!”

I only wish there was a way to make it less of a skullfuck for the poor men out there. Our toxic culture has reduced the great institution to another wealth redistribution scheme. We have much as a society to be held to account for. Alas, as long as there are votes to back the now poisoned chalice of the marriage contract, the system will run until lack of new marriages to feed the insatiable ego of the modern, feminized woman collapses the entire structure.

Men are going Galt at an alarming rate. Why should they enter a contract which basically says they have few rights, they have to give up their lives and livelihoods, will be subject of scorn and derision in popular media, and are assumed at fault for everything should the marriage end? I might be exaggerating, but not by much. The system is now stacked against men, and men are behaving accordingly.

"Well, howdy there, Mister Lawyer!" came a familiar voice, causing Phoenix to cringe, and Twilight to blink at the familiar accent. Turning to their left, the two saw a young woman with bright orange hair pulled into an afro, wearing a green turtleneck sweater and white pants. Around her neck hung an old camera.

Lotta Hart: The anti-Applejack. I only wish Apple Goddess was around to buck her in the face...

Oh, I might be able to find a way to get the two together later...

"Was just deliverin' some photos and testimony in a trial!" Lotta Hart said with a grin, "And figured I’d stick around and see what else might be newsworthy! Gotta say, it's a lot easier to testify when you ain't the guy trying ta poke holes in mah statements!”

That's a nihilistic moment for the reader when they realize the only thing keeping the innocent from punishment due to her meddling is the occasional presence of Phoenix Wright.

I think the biggest indication that players didn't like her was that she didn't appeaer in the third game after figuring prominently in the second. She only had a single brief cameo in Miles Edgeworth: Ace Investigations as well. But that's okay. You're going to find out exactly why she didn't appear in a chapter or two...

Lovestruck Lawyer finds Brown-Eyed Beauty!'

You have no idea, Lotta...

She has an inkling now! Pushy Paparazzo gets the shit scared out of her shortly...

"So back off and leave us alone, you cut-rate paparazzo!"

Huh. I didn't know that was the singular term for it.

Actually, neither did I...

Deciding it was too late to cook at the villa or make it back out to Santa Monica, they ended up eating locally at a Mexican place Phoenix knew, one he’d been to with Maya and Pearls a couple times for celebratory meals after winning cases.

Of all the things she could eat before engaging in anal, she chose Mexican.

They might have had second thoughts if they knew! But then again, they had fajitas, and not, say, refried beans.

Remembering she didn’t like things that were overly cheesy,

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Quesadillas--Twilight Sparkle's kryptonite!

The chicken fajitas for two they ordered were quite good, though Twilight was surprised by the presentation, arriving as it did sizzling on a large cast iron skillet

Stop making me hungry!

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I make some pretty mean fajitas, for the record. In fact, I do excellent Mexican in general.

The rum-soaked slushie-style drink with red and green swirls arrived with a salt rim, causing him to grimace when he realized he’d forgotten to ask them to remove it, but to his surprise, she was delighted by it—

First the ear nibble and now this! You just know it's coming. Our Twilight Sparkle is going to have another roll in the hay as a pony.

You don't suppose lightning might strike the same place twice, do you...?

Phoenix also made a point of finding and presenting her with the Lord of the Rings book trilogy and also found her the Harry Potter series as well—“an old classic and a new,” he told her, though he’d never much cared for the latter himself.

You might think that slavery of another sapient creature is wrong, but it's not half as awful as the HarryxGinny shipping.

In fairness, she herself admitted it made no sense and was a mistake, but the story was too far into it by then.

It pains me to say it too, as you'd think someone like JK Rowling would want an interracial pairing giving how she virtue-signalled herself into a coma over that black dude Order of the Phoenix guy (I forget his name) and his sexy, chocolate blackness voice (barf).

Do yourself a favor and avoid the new Spider-Man movie then. Spidey was very well-played, but they took very obvious pains to make all of his friends and acquaintences diverse, even when it made no sense. For example, WTF are you doing make Mary Jane an angsty hispanic girl who sniffs that she won't go up the Washington Monument because it was built by slaves? I wanted to slap the director for that one.

How was this woman who could wield the English language like the hammer of friggin' Zeus so unable to pace and play the long game of story writing?

The impression I got was that she simply didn't know when to stop because nobody would tell her to. She's not unlike George Lucas in that sense, and has a similar flaw--her vision cannot be compromised no matter what. In some ways, they were opposites, you know--Lucas told very epic and surprisingly well-paced stories but couldn't write decent dialog to save his life, while HK Rowling is an absolute master of the English language but her stories keep going off into useless subplots, tangents, and political correctness.

They talked for a long time about everything from their visit to the Judge to even broaching such topics as Maya,

I'm really not sure how the three of them can work. Or four of them. It's going to be a very hard sell. But my exposure to AA is limited to J4A and some of the fan-made stuff on youtube. From what I gathered though, Maya and Phoenix really don't have sexual chemistry. He's a man-child and she's a... well... child-child who loves hustling Nick for burgers.

In canon, no, they don't, despite what Pearl thinks. The best non-canon portrayal of Maya I've seen is actually in Operation: Turnabout. I think they nailed her there. And here...? Phoenix's foray to Equestria and the presence of Twilight changes things. Phoenix rediscovers his interest in the opposite sex in the unlikeliest manner imaginable, and Maya is surprised to find herself jealous for it and forced to confront her own feelings towards him. When she's hit with the Elements of Harmony, all her feelings are laid bare and she grows up for it. She's not the same person now she was before that. Could everyone together work? Hell no. And I'll say now nothing will happen between them this story. As for when it might... I'll just say that given the events of T&T there's a very logical time for it to happen.

“all the ponies in this town are crazy!”

She wasn't wrong! What with Celeponian immigrants, a cowardly nymphomaniac, an equally cowardly, introverted flower pony with rage issues, and a bossmare with more than a simple curiosity about tentacle plants.

If only there was a story or two that brought all that together! But alas, that would be too much to ask...

Twilight listened raptly to the tale. “I see what you mean…” she told him, thinking that the fact such uncanny similarities existed would require much more investigation when she got back home. Are we parallel worlds?

I can totally see Twilight throwing science at this.

Be warned, multiverse theory's a bitch, Twilight...

“Probably too many people around to do it here…” he told her between kisses.

“I could cast a privacy spell…”

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She wasn't planning this all along. Really. Nope nope nope. Completely spur of the moment thing, you see... *psyche-locks appear*

“Not in the least,” he reassured her, momentarily letting up his efforts, moving back so he could see her flushed face in the light of her mating aura, tilting her head up with a finger. “Believe me, I’d love to see my favorite filly again. So if it’s what you want…”

I'm not shitting when I say what follows is one of the best clops scenes I've ever read.

Thank you! As familiar and perhaps jaded as you are with these now, I consider that very high compliment!

It wasn’t just an increase in size either; he’d gained a flared head and medial ring as equines had, and his ‘horse apples’ were now considerably larger as well.

That's gonna feel really good where it's going! Turn Loose the Mermaids? More like RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

“Wow, Starswirl was right…” Twilight realized somewhat breathlessly as she inspected it closely, fully visible in the light of her mating aura, which only caused it to engorge further, its head pointed invitingly at her face, visibly throbbing with his pulse. “This is incredible…”

*Boop!* Hey!

Well, if you don't like there, I'm sure we can find another place for it, Twilight...

Does this mean I'm into exhibitionism as much as she was? So maybe The Nightmare was onto something when she exposed me in the trial…? He somehow managed the thought even as she continued to pleasure him, her mouth working up and down his shaft, kissing, sucking and licking as she went, the wet slurping and cooing sounds she made as she worshipped his essence only turning him on even more… leaving him in wonder that she showed surprising talent for an act she was only performing for the second time in her life!

Ohhh yeah. I'm feeling it. The patriotism is back in full force! Truly it is for this righteous cause that we cloppers fight. The cause of getting pony oral.

Well, you have to admit it's superb motivation! Who wouldn't want a blow job from TWilight Sparkle? Or Rainbow Dash? Well, after she's been trained by Rarity that is... you know the story of which I speak!

He needed little encouragement after that, all but vaulting up off the dry sand to tackle her with an animal growl, surprising them both by not immediately taking her but by burying his face in her marehood, suckling hungrily on her prominent clit.

He gives it as good as he takes! Or does he?

I'll let TWilight judge that one!

“Ah!” Twilight called out as he returned the oral favor with all his own considerable skill and flair, causing her front legs to collapse from under her, leaving her face buried in the sand, moaning and nickering into it.

And I haven't even gotten to the climax yet! This was getting hyped to me for months and... yeah! It lives up to the hype. Holy shit, bro.

You're very, very welcome! I'm just sorry I made you wait so long, but it had to be at the right moment in the story, and I like to think that waiting made it all the more delicious!

Ohhh say can you see? By the dawn's early light.
What so proudly we hailed at Twilight Sparkle's ass reaming.
Who's horsecock and horse balls? The man Phoenix Wright!
O'er the pony we watched, who's been so loudly screaming...

*salutes!*

I'm just going to stop myself before I invite a much-deserved drone strike on myself.That's okay. I've been inviting a divine lightning bolt for a while now...

“Not… again!” she cried out at the intrusion, closing her eyes tightly against both the pain and pleasure it gave her, the former quickly fading as between her magic and the massive amounts of fluid he was producing her body gave way to him and the head of his altered stallionhood slipped inside; she felt her human lover work his way even deeper into her thrust by thrust, inch by illicit inch.

Illicit inch! Knocked it out of the park!

I'm particularly proud of that turn of phrase!

“I’m sorry, Phoenix! I-I d-didn’t…” her voice trailed off as the exoticness and sheer eroticness of the act overtook her again, her aura never letting up its effort to pull him even deeper inside her until he was buried in her to the hilt, leaving her feeling every single centimeter of his stallionhood within her, feeling deliciously impaled on it.

Holy fucking shit! The Imperial Standard of measure wasn't enough so he's screwing her with the Metric System! I love this chapter so much...

Thanks! And yet, as usual, a heavy clop chapter gains few comments... why is that?

For his part, Phoenix could no more hold back than she after fifteen minutes of overstimulation and for how badly he needed release, pounding her tail with everything he had, the thought alone of where he was and what they were doing unbelievably heady.

Fifteen minutes. In Twilight's ass. Fifteen goddamn minutes! He is clearly a GOD!

Well, I hate to burst the bubble, but that was fifteen minutes since the start of festivities, as in undressing and Twilight starting in on him. The actual anal only happened for a couple minutes, but that was more than enough for rapture!

he barely managed between ragged pants, not just hips but his hands also acting of their own accord, his left reaching under her to fondle her rock-hard teats and his right finding and rubbing her clit, only adding to the ecstasy she was feeling, stimulating her three ways at once.

I haven't experienced fan service like this episode 100 and Roseluck didn't even have sex in that episode so this is even better!

Glad to be of service! Kind of surprised Rose didn't have any comment on this chapter, given it involved her favorite pasttime! But then again, she's probably distracted by another X-rated episode of Terra Foliata...

With that, Twilight’s already-weakened resistance crumbled. “Do it!” the words were torn from her very soul. She had to have him, she was too far gone to stop things even if she wanted to. “Do it!” she called again as her back arched against him and his hands, trying to simultaneously work him even deeper inside her and yet still push back against his wonderfully pleasuring fingers, feeling her orgasm starting to build, energy rushing into her loins and her horn, which now glowed more intensely than she ever knew. I… like… this…? Was the only coherent thought she could form at that moment, but even it was lost as she felt her pleasure build, like a wave on the ocean drawing up before breaking with a resounding roar.

And I'm surfing atop the wave like an absolute madman!

Did that earlier today at the beach! Well, maybe not like a madman, anyway...

“I… I…” Phoenix felt his climax coming quickly now, his balls contracting, pulling back up partially into his body as he felt the head of his new stallionhood start to swell in a sensation he’d never known before. His hips gave a final, very hard thrust into her, driving him as deep as he could as his world flashed a brilliant white and the flared head of his organ all but exploded within her, flooding her with hot, sticky equine seed she could feel very keenly.

He discovered God in Twilight's anus! Truly, the Lord works in mysterious ways!

The song was wrong, or didn't go far enough--heaven isn't just a place on earth, it's in Twilight's tailhole!

“I love you!” he told her as he came with spectacular force, emptying himself into her, feeling Twilight’s body likewise go rigid and then clamp down hard on him, the violet unicorn arching her back and calling his name, her horn erupting in a fireworks display that would have done the 4th of July proud. She came with enough force it was even seen outside the privacy bubble, a spectacular display of multicolored sparks that attracted the attention of passerbys and the teenagers further down the beach.

My kink is more multiple shots at the end, but regardless... this is a fine way to handle the climax! Masterfully played!

I may change it. I'll let you know if I do!

The spell that powered it still in effect, Twilight’s privacy bubble remained intact for the time being, keeping out prying eyes… though not all were living ones. Had the pair been awake, they would have seen and heard a drone flying overhead with a low buzzing sound, circling the area the eruption of sparks had been seen from, loitering in the area for the better part of an hour before leaving.

Oh crap, It's looking for me! Gotta go!

Well, it's looking for someone. And it's armed with a camera, not a Maverick missile! This will be resolved shortly...

DELET YOURSELF. REEEEEEEEEEEE

8317704 It finally happened. TLaTU has driven someone to REEEE~!

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I am honored and flattered to have triggered someone to such an extent! Kek be praised!!!!

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Music: It Has To Be This Way (Instrumental)

that has to be the single weirdest choice for anal sex i have ever seen

"ah yes pick the song based off a mad senator with a penchant for MEMES!!!! and the power of nanomachines (son!) that will perfectly capture the essence of the anal"

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I didn't choose most of the songs. I suppose I should give everything a second look, including the music, when I finally get through this on my editing/update pass.

“He’s not lying…” Phoenix chuckled, remembering how many times The Judge’s gavel had rung one out for him in various cases, especially early on when he wasn’t the veteran attorney he had become. “He’s got a gavel and he’s not afraid to use it!”

Everyone has their own weapon, Phoenix. XD

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Apologies for being two months late on this! :twilightsoops: Let me answer it now...

“He’s not lying…” Phoenix chuckled, remembering how many times The Judge’s gavel had rung one out for him in various cases, especially early on when he wasn’t the veteran attorney he had become. “He’s got a gavel and he’s not afraid to use it!”

Everyone has their own weapon, Phoenix. XD

Twilight would agree he's got a very potent (usually) concealed weapon of his own at this point! And he doesn't even have a permit for it...