When an unexplained magical occurrence brings the mane 6 to their genderbent world, Rainbow Blitz invites his clone to stay with him, resulting in a passionate, if drunken night together.
However, when Blitz awakens the next morning it is to find his clone gone and the door wide open, and with Ponyville in the grips of its worst blizzard in nearly two decades, can the two spectral speedsters survive the paralysing cold?
Image courtesy of JaquelinAmyRose.
Rainbow Blitz is property of Trotsworth.
My first attempt at a one-shot.
Chapters (1)
Wouldn't DashXBlitz count as masterbation?
ohhhh shit blitz is gonna be a daddy
584762 Different body so it doesn't count as clopping, different gender so it doesn't count as gay.
But it does count as narcissism.
"Blitz... I'm pregnant."
OoooHhhh......shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Being pulled apart molecule by molecule over the course of a day should probably hurt as much, right?
They /have/ to go back right? Being torn apart like that, the above are my words, dear ..... painful .....
AND I DONT CARE!!! more More. MORE! moar Moar. MOAR! !!!M@0Riii
I FEED ON STORIES MUTHA FUCKA!!! AND THIS BITCH IS A FEAST OF KINGS!!! I WONT LET YOU END IT!!!
584762 It could be considered incest.
>>BorderPatrol kinda hard to answer aint it?
This is actually very, very good!
I saw only a few grammatical failures.
Your characterization and difference of personality between Dash and Blitz is brilliant, however,
i think you should capitalize less on them being "clones" and "myself", it only serves
to make a cute little ship awkward. Also, would you really refer to a genderswapped version of yourself as "me"? You would probably call the person by name
And for last, a short teaching of genetics, a inbred pony does not need to be retarded. Incest children only have a higher chance of being so, additionally according to the Mendelic genetics, the pony can inherit traits from a grandparent and therefore ending up different than the parents.
And for even more last, it fitted well that he was swearing all the time.
Yay DashxBlitz
584850 Eh, maybe. Luna knows that we can't predict how genetics would work across such a universe. I doubt it would be a simple swap-out, so we wouldn't be having the genetic redundancies we would in real life.
Dat chapter ending, what a climax!
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584924 Yes, Blitz serves as the Cluster F-Bomb (or in this case, Cluster B-Bomb), plus I enjoy writing in first person, because any grammar errors can be blamed on the character themself.
And I think that a romantic relationship between genderbent clones - especially one only in its early stages - would be really, really awkward.
Please, in the name of Solaris, write more of this! It could totally warrant a larger story and you write the characters so well!
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I've seen images on Ponibooru like this tagged, "Advanced Masturbation." I think that applies here as well.
584762 I think it's only masturbation if it's one pony. They have separate physical forms, so I don't think it counts. Truth be told, I have no idea what to call it.
And then the Nightmare Child was born and thus the Equestria ceased to exist.
Dat ending.
Also yay for DashxBlitz
"Blitz... I'm pregnate."
2 things.
1. Clechè to the max.
2. Shit just got real.
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I don't think so really. Cogworks representation is more accurate to be honest. You love the person for their personality and maybe by their looks, not by what they truly are.
I don't think even themselves would care if it was "clones" as you awkwardly put it, as long as they love each others - does it matter to them or to anyone else?
F***ing yourself. ya doing it right dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rainbow_Dash_lolface.png
This is so...wrong.
And I want more.
585229 It isn't social incest without the two having grown up together. It isn't technical incest since they aren't blood relatives.
It might be genetic incest, their DNA being too similar for safe reproduction, but good luck figuring if that's the case or not for a cross-universe relationship. The X and Y chromosomes dictate more than just which parts you wind up with after all, so that means that the DNA is likely written differently in order to keep all of the characters' other traits the same. ... is it obvious that I love drawing punnet squares?
Narcisism, since it's mostly the same pony, probably counts.
And since they're opposite gender copies of each other, it does count as narcissism.
Rainbow impregnating Rainbow...Inception or in this case Conception.
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Well you certainly can't leave us on that cliffhanger, now can you?
Follow-up Please?
MORE! pleas
OMG this was awesome. I was laughing so hard at the end. OMG They are probably going to have a baby Rainbow Dash or Blitz lols. Awesome. Great as a stand alone. But would be epic as a full story don't know exactly how though. Loved this!
Oh, and btw, the canon taste of rainbows are that they are extremely spicy.
589652 "WHOA. Okay, she’s kissing me. This... isn’t bad, actually. Man, who’d have thought my female self was as good as kissing as I am? No wonder we got it on last night. She tastes... fruity. Almost like a rainbow would taste if somepony tried to make rainbow candy (there’s something for Berry to attempt). And her lips are really soft."
I.E. Dashie tastes like these:
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In my headcanon the rainbow pools were spicy because the rainbow was highly concentrated, so the flavour was massively overdone when Pinkie (Berry?) licked it. But when it's in the sky, rainbows are nice and fruity. Geddit? It's like with salt: a few grains on the tip of your finger is okay, but if you were to lick a whole heap of the stuff you'd pull your tongue out due to agony.
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the whole time space falls apart thing is overblown, those are two independent worlds, that share similarities, nothing will fall apart seeing as this is not that different from visiting another town.
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I didn't say anything mentioning time/space falling apart. I think you missread my comment.
Oh wow, I am really glad I found this. Somehow I missed it when it came out the other day, but I found it linked from the cover picture on DeviantArt. And I almost never go on DeviantArt.
593652 Thank you!
THIS CANNOT BE OVER!!!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
This...is awesome, i love it. More would be nice, but you don't have to make more if you don't want to
585229 I call it narcissistic incestual masturbation.
This is awesome! It's a shame it's a one shot.
I love how you portrayed the relationship between Blitz and Dash and made it so heartwarming!
Honestly, I nearly cried.
And dat ending...
Only one thing that seems weird to me.
RD is a bit OOC, or at least in my opinion, but that's only a small complaint.
I'm probably gonna be the 1,000,000th person to say it but...
MOAR!
:P
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That is the huge, and major problem. We do not know how any, (well except Rarity) react to either genuine love or a crush. It is very hard to get something "in character" for shipping. We can just assume. Who knows? Twillight could turn really forward, and Rainbow Dash might get extremely shy. We do not know how the main 6 react to love.
585229
Actually, it is called selfcest.
602035 I think anyone would act OOC if they thought they were going to die.
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Do not end dis story.
While I would love to see more, I won't blame you if you just leave it here. I know I wouldn't know where to go from here
584762 in dimensional terms yes yes it does
I LOVE this story
Dang, genderswapping is awesome.
I swear, it opens up a world of possibillities.
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You want more? Two words: Aurora Spectralis. If you haven't read it already, look it up
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I have and I love it!! Keep up the writing it's all AWESOME!!
... That was good. Magical Trevor approves!
585229
Incesturbation?
All in all, good story that had spent too long on my "Read Later" list. I have always really liked the genderswapped cast for some reason.
gay... lightning
that just made me laugh so hard
719254 Have you read Aurora Spectralis? It's the follow-up.
834974 Any other quotes which you found particularly amusing?