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TheNewYorkBrony


The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

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Newly appointed student president Starlight Glimmer has the brilliant idea of wearing uniforms to make sure everyone is equal. And while it seems to suit her well, for everyone else it's a living nightmare.

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Well Sunny, there's only one thing you can do in this situation:

"WOLVERINES!!!"

Alt Title: COMMUNISM IN EQ HIGH!

This looks like a fun story. My favorite parts are Sunset Shimmer banging her head when Starlight burst in and Pinkie wanting to know what Rarity was talking about which we all know what it is :twilightblush:, good that you said they were seniors. I hope we get an appearance from Twilight during this mess just for her to compare this situation to the one she went through.

Starlight, you're starting a cult! What have you done?!

Well, this is gonna be fun and entertaining. I'd advise the girls to do what I did when my teachers had a little too much fun when we were reading 1984 - lead an open revolt.

And if that doesn't work, flee through the portal! Twilight will be sympathetic! Drag Vinyl with 'em, she's earned it!

Was Rarity really about to say masturbate? Hilarious, yes; but I just can't ever picture her saying it in public. :applejackconfused:

Now the question is how the heck she got elected and got this diverse a group of students to be okay with uniforms. But I am interested in knowing the answer to that question. Good luck with your story!

5850152 she was going to say math homework but everyone has dirty minds. :raritywink:

Rarity rested her hand on her chin. "Why, yes of course darling! Like when you finally take your bra off after a long day at school, or when you're home alone and finally sink into a warm relaxing bubble bath after ma-"

:rainbowlaugh: Any additional commentary will certainly be misconstrued and get me in even more trouble, but Rarity's unguarded moment cracked me up!

I shudder to think that Luna and Celestia were fooled so easily, so Starlight has to have a Staff of Sameness up her sleeve... I'm ooking forward to seeing more, because you're off to a good start!

You know you're in trouble when Pinkie sounds like the most level head in the room. That scene where they all give her some trash; was that inspired by "Cafeteria Control?"

5850793 yep. I had finished reading that fic a few days ago. :twilightsheepish: :twilightsmile:

Your continuing this right RIGHT:rainbowhuh:

Ummm, not to be a nitpicking douche but it was said in the show his name is bulk biceps not snowflake. :twilightsheepish: just a minor suggestion, you don't have to do anything if you don't want

Just wondering, why the riding crop? I guess it might look intimidating...

5851047 intimidation. Plus it goes with the whole image.

5851007 pssh of course. It's not incomplete for nothing!

and then super intended discord releases the reccent 'no uniforms ever' policy the school board (who no one has ever actualy seen) just came out with.

I'm having Animal Farm flashbacks. I swear everytime I heard Glimmer get on her utopia and equality, I could hear the Soviet national anthem in the back of my head.

Why they hate uniforms?! I love to wear it! Uniform always make people look good.

If there is one thing that me and Starlight must agree now are that we love school uniforms.

But I'm still have a hatred against her! For the fans who like her, please don't hate me.

She are part of the few kinds of the dictators I don't wanted to support.

You forgot to put in the lunchtime song needed to sway the school to her side. Songs + Lunch = Popularity

"Ah'm sorry darlin' ya lost me at school."

School needs to be put in apostrophes.

I'd normally go on about how horses and ponies were the same species, but Equestria's ponies have a number of pretty unique traits that horses don't (cutie marks, for one).

5851074 phew, thank goodness:twilightsmile: boy am I glad

Oooohhh, I can only imagine what else Starlight is going to do.

With her being a senior and it being spring, she won't be around for long so why would she even be running for a school office if she will be graduating soon? Let me guess, she has conned Tia and Luna into banning graduation so nopony would be better than the other. I have a feeling Twily will be returning again.

5862371 Well I doubt they let her off with only rebuilding the wall as punishment, she most likly has to repeat all the classes from that year.

5862515 I feel you, man... And I wear uniforms almost everyday!

I honestly am surprised that the students didn't mob Starlight at the first opportunity. This is, what, the third time some outside influence has tried to control them? It would've been a shorter story, yes, but it would've been hilarious as all get out.

Comment posted by Klakmuf deleted Apr 19th, 2015

More! I suspect that you would like more constructive comments, though, and as you've put a lot of effort into this, I shall deliver. First of all, nice job not calling Twilight to fix everything immediately. I don't know where you're going with this, so if you do decide to bring in Twi, I'm not complaining. It'd be cool. Just it seems that in Rainbow Rocks, Twilight comes in a bit too soon.

Second, good job adapting this to the EG world. Seems a bit difficult. So, again, good job.

You did a good job with bringing the countryisms part into this. Good job.

Finally, just a suggestion. In the episode, Rainbow was kind of... just there. As she is my favorite character, I would like if she had some more importance in your story. It's completely fine if you don't do this, I still love this story. :twilightsmile:

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Well, hopefully the students will come to there senses at the end of the story and never let anything like that happen ever again. And if that doesn't work, resort to the "Rainbow Friendship Kamehameha".

I like this, it's really cute.

"Madder than a...pig in the....a snake in a....Land sakes Ah done lost my countryisms!" Applejack said, tugging at her blonde hair.

COMEDY GOLD.

:pinkiegasp: Did Starlight escape into this world and bring some dark magic with her to enchant the uniforms and brainwash the people of the human world into following her philosophy?!

First the Dazzlings and Now this... :twilightangry2:

Where is Alex Frost when we need him ?

We're not going to take it!

you do realise alot of starlights 'ideas' are illegal for a public school right? uniforms they could get away with but the accent for instance is discrimination, the thing with rarity's make up goes agianst her right to self expression. and the lunch room thing is not supporting good nutrition, principle supported or not there is no way that this would be allowed to go on.

5882825 considering this is the same school that let in a unicorn, a alicorn princess and three sirens i think that all of this could happen in it.

The girls gave Rainbow Dash blank stares. "Come on! Wednesday Adam, 1960's tv show about a creepy family? Look it up!"

"The same way someone could suck the fun out of everything over night," Pinkie grunted, leaning up against the locker next to Sunset's. Her hair was flat and lifeless and her eyes were like daggers. She looked like she was ready to kill someone and bake them into a delicious treat.

*Linkin Park intensifies*

5883016 But those were more the result of not bothering with the paper work or keeping track of students. Starlight is actively trying to influence school policy. Sunset, Twilight, and the Dazzlings all played within the schools rules and manipulated them, Starlight is usurping them.

5883046 Here in my country, it's like summer everyday! And we're forced to wear those thick clothes!...

So, if Starlight Glimmer shows up in your school, what do you think is the first thing you have to do?

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