A silly thing I felt like writing in the spirit of Tax season.
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Hehe... FUTA tax. Oh, Twilight.

5875638 I love you so much.

Wat.

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You are two days overdue. Should've filed....

*puts on sunglasses

...an extension.

It's about time someone made this kind of pun on FUTA.

It's 3 AM and I've already met my quota of wtf for the day...

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>less than 1,000 words
How did this get approved?

Some perk!

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5875638 Roll for initiative!

>mfw
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Wouldn't it be Royal Unemployment Tax Edict?

If course, RUT can also be a thing if you drop the edict.

This was glorious

Mmmmm taxes, my favorite

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Sure, it says 2,274 now, but It said 916 when I wrote that.

through the thin wall of muscle dividing her womb from her bowels.

You should change that to her vagina, not her womb. Her womb is past the cervex, and the vagina is the muscular tunnel that goes from the cervex to the labia.

There was also a part near the end that I couldn't figure out what was going on anatomy wise. How did Celestia open wide for Fluttershy's cock if Flutters was inside her colon? ...Holy shit, I just said that sentence.

So, even though Twilight told them what FUTA stands for, they still assaulted her. They're both rapists and morons.

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pot cake m87

5881738 It's not that it is more technically accurate, it's that it is accurate, period. That's like calling the esophagus the stomach, you just don't do that. The only reason you don't find the word vagina beautiful is because of the taboo behind it making it sound dirty. I for one still cringe when I say vagina, but I blame my parents for that.

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5881402 Yeah, pretty much.

And Sunhoers presides over the most blasé airtight gangbang in the history of royal gangbangs. Later: "Ehh. I've had better."

So thanks for that.

Amazing

You did it again.

Dying, dying so hard right now.

Glorious and oh-so wrong on so many levels, I love it.

This is the most hilarious clopfic i have ever read, easy.

"WHAT SAY YOU?"

And for Dixie, it just made her cocky.

Oh god I see what you did there

Isn't the Acronym for Equestrian Tax Code, E.T.C.?

Shouldn't an acronym like E.T.C. bring to mind another sort of revolution?

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another great clop-comedy, nothing less to be expected of the great Shakespearicles

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"What say you!?"

Demon, Devil, born of the bleakest womb, what say you now?!

auugh...The aristocrats...

oh god! its orientation tax day!

This was so wrong, so humongously wrong, that if becomes right. And hilarious XD

Gotta say, you do like some twixie. I approve.

And I do believe twilight's going to abuse of her royal authority and go back to seeing Dixie... With company

5875638 Y no comedy tag? I lolled myself silly XD

Dixie...

"She's never failed me before. I declare that this can not go wrong." She smiled.

This statement brings up two to important things. First, how has Celestia and Equestria survived without Twilght? Secondly, Celestia should know better than to ever say that nothing can go wrong.

Futashy was the leader of the Ponyville chapter of those afflicted with Futanari. Mares born with both mare and stallion genitalia. Among its members were Scootaloo (Futaloo), and Trixie Lulamoon, (Dixie). Futashy was very shy as a result of her... condition. Futaloo had a very tom-boyish personality. Whether or not it was because of her... extra bits, was a matter for the psychologists. And for Dixie, it just made her cocky.

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On the whole, the story was a bit too shitposty for me to upvote it but that was one hell of a great paragraph and you deserve recognition for it.

Over the millennia, Celestia had seen a many a angry mobs.

Seen many an angry mob.

"Dixie will not be denied her princess pussy!" She said in the third person.

Why on Earth did this need to be narrated to us? Bro, this is simply stating the bloody obvious.

Fortunately for Celestia, Futalloo's

Inconsistent spelling.

"Still resisting eh?"

Missing comma after resisting since it starts off a declaration before ending up as a question.

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the story was a bit too shitposty

Yeah, I wrote this back when I was doing accounting and I kept seeing FUTA (Federal Unemployment Tax Act) on a lot of paperwork forms. And I couldn't get this idea out of my head. If I had to live with it, so do all of you.

She drafted several copies of a letter and affixed them to her courier pigeons, sending them out to the other members of her group, calling for an emergency meeting.

Basically:

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Well now this feels really dated.