A young boy named Jamy ends up after a accident with his motorcycle in Equestria, and he turns into one of the inhabitants.
What's up everypony? The name's Jay from somewhere in Europe and I create stories surrounding an OC who originates from Earth
A young boy named Jamy ends up after a accident with his motorcycle in Equestria, and he turns into one of the inhabitants.
SHOW VS TELL
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Indeed.
Yikes...this...this was bad
..... why...
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This has to be a trollfic. I'm labeling this a trollfic for my sanity.
this entire story...
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what...the...fuck...
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6036960 that comment made my day
The cover art looks like a 3 year old's drawing.
Well, damn. So many errors it feels like a chore to point them all out. All the show, not tell thing, the plot moving faster than a bullet, character being insta-liked by everyone, they all pile up. Specially the character's over-poweredness.
It's better to just call the Inquisiton and request an Exterminatus.
Just tell me this is a trollfic.
I have no words for this. I think my brain has finally broken over the sheer stupidity of this fic. No more than a dozen lines in that I had to literally close it because I could actually feel myself getting stupider just reading it.
You've written the perfect anti-story. You should feel proud.
B) Alicorn: check
I) Seventh Element: check
N) Element not related to interaction/friendship: check
G) Nopony questioning the existence of a random eighth element: check
O) More powerful than the combined power of all known Alicorns: check (mentioned in author notes)
Apparently, "late dark" is now a time. Looks like I need to get new clocks now.
If the a word starts with a vowel, precurse it with the word "an". You used something like this way to many times to be funny. If it was just once, okay. But nearly EVERY time?
should be:
Also... random new type of pony we've never heard of because reasons.
Actually, think I know what happened here:
The person who wrote this... was a kid. Probably for school, or free time. But he is definitely elementary school age. Bravo, little Jay! If you are a kid, I would be more than willing to share what little I know of story crafting.
If you are not in elementary, and are instead high school or above and are not diagnosed with a recognized learning disability, then you should probably pay attention in your grammar classes.
At least the guy has the decency to exit the restaurant and let his customers eat in peace while he ejaculates noiselessly outside.
Geez, guy. You're not even going to pull your pants up before you go rubbing your Fettuccine Alfredo all over that underage kid?
Stereotypes are fun.
I-Is... Jamy hitting on Alfredo?
MODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMO-
ftfy
I want everyone to let this scene sink in for a moment. I mean, I really want you to think about what just happened in this one sentence...
What was the point in telling us this?
I hope you brought some Pepto Bismol or this might get messy...
Delete your account. Now.
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ftfy
6037028 HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Incorrect pluralization on so many levels.
NEVER ask Derpy to show you the way anywhere.
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This story made me go on a temper tantrum, and i think i had a seizure fit along the way.
You are paying my bucking medical bill.
I must admit... It's VERY clever of 'Gary Stu' to use the alias 'Jay' while on Earth and Equestria. Sort of like... A secret identity to stop him from being mobbed. Jay is You. Jay is Me. Jay is Life. In fact, I think the WHOLE show would be better if they ditched all the Mane Six, and replaced them all with 'Jays'. Hasbro, GET ON IT!!
Hello I am theone2three I am going to review this piece of work ....
when I mean review I mean In comedic way and in no intent to harm
It's up to you if you want to take me seriously or not
I am not heavy on grammar or spelling unless it's too obvious I like to criticize the concept and the overall plot of a story.
so there's my disclaimer now lets begin...
What... what is this . Cyberponies? when did this become yu gi oh.
late dark ??? is English your second language or what? and also 'Filomena Ristorante'...
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The Irony is so high!
also who the fuck is this girl?
One simple explanation: drugs. end of story
Oh the alicorn debate rises again. here's my input ...
Its all about the concept and characterization of the OC you create and just your writing in general, if you make a decent OC then there should'nt be a Issue... then again cancerous people look at alicorn OC's and yell outrage and hate.
And this is why alicorn OC's are hated.
Ignoring pinkie is a death sentence also why is there 8 thrones... and one with your cutie mark... you cant just do that its abusing " plot convenience " I think for most logical people this is where the story ends and the downvotes begin. but I'm here so the review must go on ! ( phssss ... I not sane! )
its nice that you made this... at least you thought this out ... I guess.
In the other hand this sounds like you drop acid a bit too much my friend.
No no rainbow dash has a point. what in the wide wide world of Equestria is this
creativity is not friendship... no correlation at all.
slow and painful deaths are the most amusing -fimfiction anti-alicorn community
oh boy no one is going to say this is mary sueish...
well when there's a overpowered OC ... everything dies and gets shipped!
Extras:
and Im suppose to be afraid... worried... what is this BS I hear!
6037446 Best point of the evening
Oh boy chapter 2!
I already have a bad feeling about this.
better think of something funny.
lets continue!:
you know what I'll sum this chapter up into a small paragraph called:
SHIPPING POTENTIAL
you killed shining armor so you can get cadence in the short time from now and this isnt the BS reason you made up. you can kill flash aka brad but you cant kill shining its blasphemy!!!! you know you want the pink alicorn I can see it in your little little face....
I call madness I say MADNESS!
well this fic better be a troll or I will shun you for the rest of your days good sir.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. Here are some of my favourite parts:
Ah, the first of many invented words. I knew I was in for a treat when I saw this sentence.
Kind of creepy. No, wait, incredibly creepy.
A misspelled word AND completely nonsensical grammar? Hot dog!
I don't know how long it took the author to invent this word, but it wasn't worth it.
I... I don't....
I think this is where my first rib broke from laughing.
This is where I actually passed out.
Kind of out of the blue, but at least she sends her love.
Well now you KNOW something is amiss!
OH GOD. NOT THE LOUD SOUNDS. EVERYONE'S DOOMED WHEN THE LOUD SOUNDS OCCUR.
This one took a few seconds to process. I've never seen a nonsequitur quite so dramatic, ever. Where the fuck did a robot come from?!
So poetic. I really have an image in my mind of the robot losing a lot of part.
Just like in the movies! Not good movies, but...
Another thing I didn't see coming. At all. Every sentence in this fucking thing is a new adventure in "what the actual fuck is happening"
As simple as that, folks.
I have no idea how the word "contents" popped up here. I assume "advantages" was what the author meant, but who knows?
Ah, yes, Shinig Armor, a character I really feel like I got to know. It's clear that the death of Shinig Armor was a very long time in his head; as vivid as it was.
I dunnot have any idea how the fuck you invented the word "dunnot".
I can't even process this fic fully; my brain won't allow it. All I know is that I have not laughed this hard in weeks. I'm going to follow the author in the hopes that I get more of this absolute GOLD.
I haven't read the story, but reading the comments alone, I could tell this is going to be one of those badly written, self insert, Mary Sue fics. I will be referring the character of this story as you, dear author, because this smells like a self-insert. Out of all the sentences commenters had written this is one that caught my attention the most, mainly because I'm in the Air Force.
"We were originally Game and Software Designers but we turned into a specialist army for the US Navy. My task was simple, lead them." Who is this "we" is it you and your "friends"? Did you guys decided to change careers from game designers to become some SpecOps team? The fact you and your "friends" not only got through the training but also become part of the same squad is just stupidly impossible. In reality, the two may have a chance to graduate (best case scenario) or none of you makes it.
"Specialist ARMY for the US NAVY" you honestly have no clue what the difference of Army and Navy are do you? Research JSOC or USSOCOM and decide what branch and team you belong to.
"My task was simple, lead them" It takes more then just simply "leading" a team. Especially, a SpecOps one.
"I've invented a lot of inventions." This sentence alone is redundant in its wording. Also wouldn't it be more prudent for you to oh I don't know, be contracted by the US military, DARPA, or the DOD to built shit like Tony Stark and Lux Luthor does for a living.
Think of what you are going to write about. Check your work until your sick of it and hand it to someone else to work on it. Research of what you're character does for a living. Rework the the lore so that it won't clash into the existing one unless you intend to write a completely separate universe with its own lore. More importantly, don't make yourself be the main focus of the story, it makes you sound like an unlikable (how ironic) pretentious and narcissistic prick. Or you could what everyone says, tear it all down and start from scratch with something better and worth everyone's time.
From his Fimfiction userpage:
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Your first mistake was implying that your story was on par with canon with that title.
For those who commented negative: I'm from a Dutch country, so I'm very sorry about any grammar errors in this Fimfiction. For those negative commenters who just litterally say 'shit-story': I don't care! I may not be the best, if not the worst. I'm used to bad and negative comments. Trying to stop me from writing? Good luck. And about that eight element thing, more in the future!
Kind Regards,
Cyberponychronics
6037653 I've read your comment, and this fanfiction is actually a follow up for an upcoming FanFiction saga, which one title has been uploaded.
Kind Regards
Cyberponychronics
6037487 Between you and me, Derpy is in fact the first mare in line(spoiled!)
6037450 Jay is NOT alicorn. He is a pony who ust happen to be a reïncarnation of an ancient pony
6037446 That is not what I meant by creating Jay. He is supposed to be the first male pony main Protagonist in the series
6037518 On that 'oh craaabs' thing, 'oh crap' is forbidden
6037388 No i don't. You're free to choose what stories you read
6044349 No, it's not.
For those commenters who think Jay is an Alicorn and start this 'Alicorn Debate', JAY IS NOT A FREAKIN ALICORN!!!!!!!!! HE IS A REÏNCARNATION OF AN ANCIENT FREAKIN PONY!!! DO YOU BUCKING GUYS EVEN READ THE ENTIRE STORY OR ARE YOU BAD COMMENT SPAMMERS!!??? JUST LEAVE YOUR BAD COMMENTS BE. OH, AND THIS STORY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEXUALITY. THE STORY IS AT LEVEL OF THE SHOW. AND I'M NOT ON AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. I'M FREAKIN 18 YEAR OLD FANFIC WRITING ADDICTED STUDENT.
Kind Regards
Cyberponychronics
6044447 Don't listen to them! Keep writing, I want to see more!
6044344 Well, whatever. You did a GREAT job on JAY. Tell you what... Compared to you, Lauren Faust is an AMATEUR. A CHANCER. A FRAUD. I can see it all so clearly now... YOU should have been the one who designed the show. Of course to reflect the new way of things, the series would be rechristened MY LITTLE CYBERPONIES THE WONDERS OF JAY and everyone should spend the entire 22 minutes telling JAY how wonderful he is... And when he isn't on screen, everyone should ask 'where's JAY?' JAY would quickly become the most popular letter of the alphabet worldwide, and the shortfall in profits would soon be more than made up in the new fanbase of Otakus and Hikikomoris all buying merchandise pertaining to JAY. GENIUS.
Oh well, perhaps next lifetime.... *Sigh*
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This still does not change the fact that your story is stupid unoriginal cliched bs.
Sorry to be blunt and brutally honest, but that is how it is. No whining about my freedom to pick what stories i read is going to change that fact at all.
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If he stops writing on this site because of you guys I'm gonna be so mad.
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Maybe he could learn a valuable lesson from the jelly doughnut scene. It is an extended metaphor for this situation.
Why the fuck was there a jelly doughnut in his footlocker? Because he was hungry. Now everyone is being punished just like in the scene all because of that doughnut.
If he quits, it just says all the more about his willpower.
6044626 I don't know what you're on about... You and I are on EXACTLY the same wavelength regarding the god-given talent of this chap. If fact, I'm thinking of having a statue commissioned in his honour. Let's face it... If that hack a Shakespeare can get one, this prodigy surely can. FUND RAISING BEGINS ON KICKSTARTER SOON!!
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Um...that's not how that works here. He's been reincarnated, sure I'll let that part slide
, but what he's a reincarnation of is still an alicorn.
He IS in alicorn.
6045352 The reïncarnation is not Alicorn, but rather man made by Humans
6044626 I'll NEVER give in on writing. It's my passion along acting
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And yet...the body that was "man-made" is one of an alicorn. Dude, it doesn't matter how you try to swing it, he IS an alicorn now. You have an alicorn OC, there is no other way you can honestly put it.
It even says so right in your own story!
They know what Twilight is. They know that alicorns have wings and a horn. They would be able to correctly identify that the creature infront of them is an alicorn.
If you want to keep saying that your character isn't an alicorn, then fine. But answer me this.
If he's not an alicorn, then what was even the purpose of putting him in that body. Why not a normal pony body? Or hell, make him a totally different creature entirely, one that ponies have never even seen?
6048095 That is because it is supposed to look like he's an Alicorn. That's the whole joke about it. In the show, the entire Ponyville populations go nuts about a small thing. So he may loo like an Alicorn, but that's not how the Cyberpony kind works, silly!
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Fine, whatever.
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You might already read this story. If you did, you found several bad grammar faults(maybe ones like that), if you didn't you either are a fast reader or simply invulnerable to grammar faults. If you did, then you´d already made some serious yet funny bad comments on this story. Whomever you are and how much you read this story, two things stand that explain a lot: I'm not a Native English speaker/writer, and I'm a fast typer. This, however, doesn't stop me from stopping creating stories for those who like my dar and insane ideas(yes i said that out loud). As the matter of fact, Season 6 EP3 is in moderation atm and I'm working on a sequel of Disneyfanatic23's Bride of Discord stories, of course in the traditional Cyberponychronics dark way.
I hope I have made some clear info.
Don't try to break me, because I WILL NEVER STOP WRITING!!!
Greetings,
Cyberponychronics