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Is it weird that I imagined Speakeasy having Jontron's voice.
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...got dammit...now I can't unhear that...
I can also imagine Octavia sounding like a female Ezio with her mafia hat on.
Oh... oh hohohoh, you cheeky bastard, I saw what you did there
YOU have won everything ever, and I love you for tha treference! XD hahahaha! So much awesome man, so much awesome!
That ending though! XD hahahaha, that's godfather, I know dat reference.
Awesome new chapter! Awesome.
Maurice needs to have a little chat with both of his roomates, like pronto.
hehuehue
Hahahahahaha-gasp that is hilarious!
I like the scary reference...
Is is just me are do humans get kidnapped to easily? It's really not doing the species any favors in repeatation.
THAT WAS THE BEST F**KING THINK I HAVE EVER READ!!!
Like holy s**t!! A spider that knows the godfather enough to substitue a melon for a horse head?!?!
I LOVE IT
So spider spies eh? Not bad.
I couldn't stop laughing at that.
Baroness + Flapjack =
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So Luna noted that him being asleep was strange but didn't even consider pursuing it? Good to see that she's as useless in this fic as she is in the show.
To Author
*Reads chapter title*
...buahahahahahaa!
*Falls over laughing*
Oh Faust... Oh Celestia... Oh Luna that was funny.
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I'm sorry, i really am. But would you pretty please shut up? Faust I can't unhear this shit either now.
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... Really? Really? Just really? You realize by saying that you just opened the door for every pervert and comedian on this site to make wise cracks at you, right?
On that note, so you have the ability to predict ass's? You must be a riot at partys. Pinky probably consults you for who not to invite.
6184781 My final one before I shut the hell up, Piere as Nicolas Cage.
That spider's a freakin' dimension hopper...
Brother's gotta learn him some self-defense if he's planning on defying a mob boss, pony or otherwise. Maybe get Luna to give him some dreamscape training?
More please! Update please! I read the entire thing since this morning due to the amazingness!
... Why do I feel like the spider's actually trying to hep by terrifying him?
I know it seems logically backwards, but that's WHY I feel that way.
Reference detected:
i hope Maurice fucks up speakeasy.
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That kid was never going to find Candy Island.
Huh. Usually it would take me a day or so to read this, with work and all. Took me about 45 minutes this time.
I do have a suggestion as to how Maurice can communicate to Tavi to tell her about what's going on. If youd like, I can PM you.
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Indulge me.
6185242 True...True...Unless, he have a girlfriend.
YAY! Scary made a cameo! Or is he a mob boss? I'm lost. Do Lyra and BonBon know? haha.
Not gonna lie though, after talking with you in the livestream the other day I TOTALLY thought Speakeasy was a mare....
Should just be "Canterlot's wealthiest and most influential" OR "Canterlot's most wealthy and influential" (I think the second option flows better).
THIS is why I love Luna. Never let her change!
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Well I did say that Speakeasay was my favorite bar mare.
6185375 Exactly! But unless I totally missed something, wasn't Speakeasy a stallion here? Stop messing with my head!
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I messed with ppl by saying in the stream that he was a mare.
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You.... evil... maniacal.... genius...
I hope you're proud of yourself.
You can't kill Morgan Freeman speaking Scary.
Kill it... kill it with fire.
This is the reason why you're single, Pierre.
Why must everyone cut out Curly from the group?
I'll make sure to bring flowers to your grave every year.
This is what happens when you piss off Scary, the Morgan Freeman God.
And now I have to try and get my chapter finished today so I can hopefully have it up tomorrow.
spiders on payroll
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Well sweet Mother Gaia on the hood of a Ashe Maree, you sound like majestic fucking eagle!
NOW LISTEN UP, you double-deckered pig fart!
You don't get to join the MLP FAN!
THIS is the PERSON of suck people, who ended up being so trivial.
He should seriously consider charging Luna for using his melon as her personal playground, there is much bits to be made there.
The fluffy spider hauled a watermelon into his room, onto his bed and then "eviscerated" it... All without him waking up. He desperately needs to find and talk to a local spider expert of some sort before things between him and the fluff spider get out of hand.
Getting on the fluff spider's good side should be towards the top of his list of things to do.
If he doesn't, I see this turning into some sort of mental torture shtick where the spider keeps taunting/scaring him and he's the only one who ever sees the spider and no one believes him when he tells them whats going on. Kinda like the old Warner Brothers singing frog cartoons.
6184578 We don't really have much in the way of resisting.
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Plus, curiosity takes over when someone asks 'Does this rag smell like chloroform?'
6186037 it's really not hard. You got running, kicking, punching, not falling for obvious cliche kidnapping, staying aware of your surroundings, not trusting random strangers who lied to you.
SPiders...it's always the damn spiders.
Three things:
Uno: I love this fic. GIB MOAR. ehem.
Dos: I personally like to think that the hit-spider is a peacock spider...mainly because they're so adorable despite being, y'know, spiders.
Tres: Is Speakeasy Tavi's papa?
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6185681 make sense, i read that 6 times and couldn't figure out what you meant.
Please don't make t cliche...
6184584 Your comment confused me for a moment after I read the "Substitute a melon for a horse head" part
6186556 tfs atack on titan drill Sargent
6185681 I bet you're mother wishes she'd of swallowed you
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Um, what?
I really disliked this chapter. How many times do I have to read the human getting kidnaped? When something is repeated over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again it becomes painful to read. Being cliché is the greatest sin a story can commit in my opinion.
OK did I comply imagine Tavie telling him her backstory last night at dinner, including the part about Speakeasy being her dad?
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I'm confused, I'm pretty sure this is the first time Maurice has been kidnapped.
Well, fuck!
Shit got real, and real good!