Secret Service: operation candy of all candies
Ponyville main square (under Celestia’s statue) Wednesday 7:23pm
Prince Blue Blood looked everywhere before finally go join the small group under the statue; during his completely unnecessary spying mission on the village he had two unpleasant encounters with Rarity Belle and several other mares who supported Rarity and scolded him for his atrocious behavior during the Gala.
The poor unicorn sighed.
“It’s not even my fault, I just confused her with my target that night and when I realized my mistake tried make her leave by acting like a jerk, damn Secret Service. And now this, why did she had to call me when she has four agents living here in Ponyville? She could be my best friend’s sister but she’s a true nuisance from time to time”
“Ey boss!” Called a mint-green unicorn with golden eyes. “What’s up?”
“Agent Heartstrins, it’s so good to see you!” Smiled Blue Blood. “How you’ve been?”
“Pretty cool, thank you” said Lyra. “But boss, about my solicitude about telling the truth to my marefriend… she used to work for the other Secret Service, you know?”
“Lyra, we’ve discussed about this” sighed the master of all spies. “I cannot do that unless you two get married; give her the ‘I do’ in the altar and I’ll see what I can do, alright?”
“Whatever” sighed Lyra, “Ey, the rest of the gang is in here!”
Blue Blood took a look to his spies:
Octavia Melody and Fancy Vanilla daughter of Fancy Pants (AKA DJP0N3 Vinyl Scratch); and Blue Blood’s direct second in command, lieutenant Derpy Hooves.
“So first things first” said Derpy taking a small rock from the ground just like the rest of the agents.
Immediately an invisibility force field emerged from the rocks covering the five spies. If anypony looked over there they’ll only see the statue; not the little reunion.
“So straight to the point” said Blue Blood. “What you’ve found?”
Octavia presented the last pictures she secretly took from Rumble; even catching a moment when he changed to Mist and then back to Rumble.
“The colt’s name is Rumble; he assist to the local school, his parents are soldier of the Night Airforce under direct command of the Black Swordsman, making them very busy to take care of him so he lives with his older brother who works in the Weather Factory”
Blue Blood nodded. Now it was Lyra’s turn.
“He’s being the most active agent of chaos during the week; something completely logical considering he just obtained his powers. Very easy to find him since he’s just a foal playing with his new toy; now, until recently he used to play all the time with his best friend Feather Weight but suddenly he began to hang out with the Bearers of Harmony little sisters: Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom”
“So you’re telling me that their little sisters are their new headaches?” Chuckled the prince and super spy.
“We’re afraid so” said Lyra. “Thanks to Rumble’s clue we followed them carefully and the evidence is incontrovertible: they are Black, Dark and Shadow. Again it wasn’t that difficult, they’re just children playing around. I’m really surprised that the Bearers haven’t found them yet”
Vinyl presented the last piece of evidence:
“Now, Night was a little more difficult to track but by pure chance we found Apple Bloom’s cousin Babs Seed from Manehattan visiting her; something completely unusual considering she was alone, and who let travel a child all by herself, huh? We investigated further and found that she comes to Ponyville through a ‘crazy door’ located on her cousin’s closet; so it was easy enough to connect the points and safely conclude that Babs Seed is the agent of chaos Night”
The most secret agent of Celestia’s most secret service nodded.
“So we have what we need right? Can we finish this stupidity now?”
“Yeah, we have enough photographic evidence now” said Vinyl. “Now, about the infamous candy of all candies we probably have an opportunity to get it”
Blue Blood took a deep breath; for a moment he thought he could just report that he couldn’t achieve the second part of the mission but apparently fate had another plans.
“Okay, I’m listening” said the resigned prince.
“During our investigation we listened that the agents of chaos plan to take an small vacation on the famous Royal Ponimeron on the beach this weekend”
Blue Blood nodded.
“Very well, I’ll mobilize my units on that area; in the meantime, rest soldiers. I’ll do the candy of all candies thing all by myself; I have the feeling this would be the most difficult part so I won’t bother you”
“Thank you boss” said Derpy.
“Thanks to you; remember: I’m just a stallion; but together we are the Secret Service”
The four mares saluted the prince and he went back to his hotel mentally preparing for what he thought it was going to be the longest weekend of his life.
Friday 6:00pm; hotel Royal Ponimeron:
The group of chaos appeared in a black and purple flash in front of the famous resort. After smiling to their partners, Spike made appear a Hawaiian shirt, a straw hat and two enormous suitcases on his claws.
“Vacations, here we come! Play all the time and annoy the adults can be really tiring”
“And the best part is since no pony knows us, we can show or Cutie Marks like nothing” smiled Babs revealing a black balloon Cutie Mark.
The other nodded in approval showing their Cutie Marks of chaos: a black apple, black bat-like wings, a black music note and the shape of a black bunny with giant biceps.
But then they heard two much hated voices right behind them:
“Stop complaining Diamond Tiara, this is just what we needed: a long weekend away from those blank flanks. Think about it, our bad luck started when we began to follow them.”
“Yeah, I guess you’re right Silver. I won’t let them bother me anymore; just relax and forget about everything. HA! I bet that those three dream their entire life to come to a place like this; it’s a shame just the elite can enjoy the true pleasures of life.
And the both fillies shared a laugh of self-satisfaction.
“That’s the spirit Diamond, but let’s not talk about them for a while” said Silver. “It’s like call the bad luck”
They trotted a little faster when they saw Diamond’s father, Filthy Rich, making them sings to hurry because it was time to put on the bracelets of the all-include package. But it was when they noticed the four ponies that they thought they’ll never see in a place like that; they turned to see them better but apparently they confused a bunch of unknown fillies with their enemies so they forgot about it.
“Phew” sighed Sweetie in a camouflaged form with blue fur and white mane. “That was a close call”
Spike, disguised as an adult stallion, nodded.
“I bet none of us expected them here but it’s okay; we can just keep our camouflages and ignore them, what do you think? Anyway let’s go for our reservation”
The others agreed and walked to the front desk; not noticing the stallion who was reading a news paper… apparently. He placed his hoof on his ear and said,
“They’re here. Operation candy of all candies can begin now”
Friday 6:05pm; Palace of Friendship:
Prince Blue Blood, master of all spies walked to the Palace where Twilight let him pass and closed all the doors and windows.
“I’m glad you came Blue; tell me what you know”
“Spike won’t be here the whole weekend along with his agents” informed the super-spy, always remembering he had Celestia’s instructions to not reveal anything to Twilight until she authorized. “I haven’t find anything yet so I’ll take this chance; do you know where’s his room”
“Oh, follow me” said a very excited Twilight.
Blue Blood rolled his eyes, but at least he could take a small advantage of all this.
“Twi, I know we’re dealing with the lord of chaos but about that equipment update I requested you the other day…”
“I promise I’ll have it ready soon” said Twilight. “Now try to concentrate Blue, it’s an easy mission, a gadget update isn’t worthy”
Blue Blood though she was wrong but decided to play along; as he said a good soldier only followed orders. They arrived to Spike’s room; but before he broke in Twilight scanned it looking for a trap, and as soon she made her horn glow a bucket came out of nowhere and covered them with liters and liters of honey; followed by a bath of chicken feathers and for the great finale: the floor turned into a water slide and sent them directly to the main square causing all the ponies began to laugh of them.
Blue Blood sent a blank stare to Twilight.
“About that equipment update I requested…”
“Fine you win; or Spike wins” sighed Twilight getting back to the Palace. “Give me an hour, okay?”
Friday 6:57pm; Royal Ponimeron’s pool:
“Girls, girls! Check this!” Called Babs from the highest trampoline of the hotel. “There’s something I always wanted to prove; get ready”
One of the lifesavers noticed it and began to climb to reach the child.
“Stop! You suppose to be taller to use that thing!”
But down in the pool the rest of the agents cheered for Babs:
“You can do it pal! Show us how it’s done!”
“It’ll be one of the greatest moments of our team”
“NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT!”
“You can do it! You can do it!”
“Courage my friend!”
“Show us you’re a true Apple!”
From the other side of the pool Diamond and Silver looked to the scene with a stare of reprove; why all the ponies couldn’t be fancy and elegant like them and behave like they supposed to in a hotel like that?
“Such manners” said Silver.
“They’re as noisy as the blank flanks” complained Diamond Tiara.
Silver Spoon made a sign to the waiter to bring her another drink when she suddenly noticed a small detail, someone who looked very familiar:
“Diamond look! There’s a dragon between them!”
“A dragon? You mean like pet of the Princess of Friendship? Ey, have you noticed that he just dyed his scales last month? What is he up to? Trying to be cool? I mean, he’s supposed to be the new lord of chaos but he just look ridiculous in black”
“Diamond Tiara, look closely: he is the dragon of Princess Sparkle! What’s he doing with that fillies?”
Diamond looked to Spike, her friend was right; what was he doing there?
In fact Spike made the reservation on his dragon form so he had to change back to register and forgot to change again, huge mistake.
“Now that I think about it; he had been hanging out a lot with those blank flanks lately”
“You’re right; and now he is here with those other fillies, what does it mean?”
They both muttered at the moment they got it.
“You have to be fucking kidding me”
“Of course; the new lord of chaos, his agents of chaos!”
“Oh their sisters are going to kill them!”
“But we need to get some proofs first”
In the meantime, the lifesaver was in the middle of his climb to catch Babs when she jumped like nothing.
“WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”
Their friends were cheering and calling her, when in the middle of her way her speed suddenly decreased and began to descend in slow-motion.
“What the hay?” Muttered the employee.
But even if she was falling slowly, the effect of the dive was massive and created a giant wave that reached everypony in the pool; and the ones who were relaxing floating on rubber rings like certain rich fillies ended upside down losing all the dignity in the process.
On the other side of the pool, the agents of chaos celebrated the small disaster.
“Cool Night; you demonstrated you’re a real Apple” congratulated Shadow.
Night emerged to the surface and bowed.
“Thank you, thank you”
“If I’m not wrong, that was one of Pinkie’s moves, right?”
“Yup! It’s a shame she didn’t saw me but I’ll have my chance to show her; just like my night-sense. It’s so great to have the power to predict small events just like that; like one time when I shivered entirely predicting an pop-quiz, HA! I created a distraction and the poor teacher couldn’t do anything”
“Isn’t that abuse of our powers?” Asked Sweetie shyly.
“But of course; we’re the villains after all” smiled Rumble.
They dried and moved to the buffet; ignoring the stares of the two rich ponies.
“No matter how they disguised themselves; that dragon doomed them”
“They won’t get away with this! When we expose them for who they really are it would be their end”
But unaware of the danger, the agents of chaos kept walking when Black noticed something.
“Ey look! They have a disco tonight!”
“Sounds great” said Apple Bloom.
“Yeah; perfect for a vacation” agreed Spike.
But soon enough the delicious smell of the hotel’s food caught their attention and they ran happily to the restaurant; everypony except Spike and a gentle hoof that stopped him.
“Need something Sweetie?”
“Spike, I was wondering, would you like to dance with me tonight?” Asked the small unicorn blushing.
Spike smiled to her.
“Of course Sweetie; it will be fun”
Sweetie smiled brightly and both of them went to join the others.
Friday 7:39pm; Ponyville, Twilight’s Palace:
“Twi, this isn’t a good idea” said the prince and great spy. “Why don’t we try something tomorrow, huh?”
“Ey Blue, you know you supposed to be an elite soldier, right? And I’m sure this isn’t the first time you infiltrate in a castle by the window of the third floor”
“Obviously not but still I suggest you to think a little more about it; after all this is the lord of chaos not the Dragon King… and I barely survived the encounter, that time I learnt why no one messes with King Flames”
“Blue Blood, you’re just paranoiac; and look: if something happens to you, I’ll compensate you, ask for something and is yours”
“You better” said Blue Blood preparing his invader equipment: a harness, a rope with a hook, an emergency parachute and especial ponyshoes modified to stick to the wall with ease.
The prince began to climb over the wall to reach Spike’s room, and when he opened the window a giant cannon received him ready to shoot in five seconds, not enough time to unfasten the harness and move away from the fire.
With a resigned look on his eyes, Blue Blood and brushed his mane with a gold hairbrush that contained a powerful shield-spell especially designed by Twilight. The canon threw him away all over Ponyville to Sweet Apple Acres; landing in a rare specimen of apple tree destroying it in the process.
Big Mac came out to see what happened and sent a blank stare to the prince.
“You owe us that tree; that variety of apple tree is very expensive you know?”
Blue Blood shrugged.
“Send the bill to the ‘genius’ of Princess Twilight; and also tell her that she owes me a luxurious cruise all over Equestrian seas, alright? I told her it was a bad idea from the beginning”
Friday 9:13pm; hotel Royal Ponymeron:
The whole place seemed very cheery with that loud music, an open bar and ponies of all ages dancing happily all over the place giving life to the small environment. Excited, the team of chaos arrived ready to have fun but an employee stopped them.
“Ey! We want to enter!” Protested Shadow.
“Sorry kids, but rules are clear: minors of fifteen have to have a signed permission from their parents and be supervised by an adult to be here; sorry but the hotel is responsible if you hurt in here”
“But we can take of ourselves” complained Mist. “Let us pass!”
“Knock it off guys, he is only doing his job” said Sweetie. “All we have to do is…”
She used her hypnotic voice to make the employee think they were fifteen to let them pass without any problem.
“That’s what I call use your powers to selfish acts, great villainous work Sweetie” congratulated Dark.
Sweetie blushed at the complement and they began to have fun.
A couple of times another employee came to see where their parents but again Sweetie Black fixed the problem with her chaos powers. Of course the happy group didn’t noticed the two fillies and the elite spies who watched every move they made.
Spike was dancing happily and all but at some point he felt sleepy and almost fell asleep on the disco,
“Spike you seem tired, all you alright?” Asked Sweetie.
The dragon yawned and nodded.
“Yeah, don’t worry about me Sweetie, is just that I always go to sleep at nine and I already have an extra hour of wakefulness. Don’t worry about me”
“Spike why don’t you just go to bed?” Asked Babs. “We’re all children, we go to bed early you know?”
Spike shook his head.
“I promised Sweetie I’ll dance with her and I’ll do it, it’s my dragon code”
Sweetie blushed feeling warm inside.
“Okay, but just one more song Spike, I’m feeling tired too”
They danced and then go to sleep, after all they had a great day before them and they had to be ready.
“You know the best part?” Asked Shadow. “That tomorrow is the day when we clean all the barns”
“Let’s hope that your replica had enough energy” said Sweetie.
“Now it has” said Spike clacking his fingers.
They nodded happily and went to their rooms.
Saturday 7:07am; Ponyville’s only hotel:
Prince Blue Blood was enjoying a cup of great coffee after a night of good rest when Twilight entered violently to the restaurant of the place.
“Blue Blood I waited for you the whole night!” Protested the purple alicorn.
The prince just took a sip from his coffee.
“I needed a rest Princess; after what happened I think it was the least I deserved. Besides now I have a clearer idea of what we’re dealing with. As I thought this stupidity will be the hardest challenge in my career”
“Yeah, I know Blue; I’m sorry” said Twilight. “But I also thought a new strategy and created a couple of inventions to help us. But are you sure that enter to Spike’s room is the only way to find who are his agents of chaos?”
Blue Blood nodded following the instructions from his true boss, Princess Celestia.
“Yes unless you have a better idea. Even if I have several agents in Ponyville they haven’t found anything yet, and I’m afraid that infiltrate on Spike’s room is the hardest part of the mission, that’s why I’m doing that part”
Twilight nodded recognizing that the Prince’s sense of duty was something to admire. So they went to the Palace ready for a second round fighting against Spike’s traps.
They both positioned in a prudential distance of Spike’s room and Twilight threw a small object of her invention that created a magic-detection wave. Effectively one more time Spike’s magic activated the honey and chicken feathers trap but this time none of them were affected. Twilight smiled and checked a small clock she had on her left hoof.
“And?” Asked Blue Blood.
“The door itself is a trap, the safest way to do is to create a whole in the wall. I don’t like the idea to destroy my house again but we have no choice”
Blue Blood then pressed his trade-mark bow tie and shot a laser to open a hole in the room.
“Ladies first”
“Sorry Blue, I’m a lab agent; not a field one”
“Yeah, right” said the prince ironically brushing his mane with the shield-hairbrush and entered ready for anything.
At the very first moment he passed throw the hole, it closed itself locking the princes inside but he just shrugged; as the master of all spies he already knew this was a trap.
“Anyway, candy of all candies; I need a sample” he mumbled to himself putting some special X-Ray vision lens that Twilight created for him. Nothing, as he feared. “Well, I guess our little master of chaos just makes them appear whenever he wants some candies”
He tried to open the door but nothing happened.
“Can’t say I didn’t saw this one coming”
He began to look for a way out finding only the window but he had the feeling it also had a trap. A noise of flowing water caught the spy’s attention and he turned to see a small door in a corner, apparently Spike’s new room had its own bathroom and the sink was flowing ready to drown the prince inside the room.
“A generic trap so far” said Blue Blood evaluating the situation when the water reached his ankles.
Right behind him a closet opened its doors to show a pile of orange pills with a particular scent. Blue Blood took one and tasted it; the water was still flowing slowly but constant.
“Effervescents? What the… oh, crap; well I least I give him some points for originality”
In the outside, Rarity and Applejack were walking to Twilight’s Palace.
“Charge her a tree?” Asked Rarity to her friend.
“Yeah, I don’t get it neither but apparently he told Big Mac that we should charge Twilight for the tree, saying Celestia-knows-what about one of Twilight’s ideas”
Rarity was about to answer when a giant stream of some kind of sparkling orange liquid came from Spike’s window expelling a well-known white unicorn right in front of the two mares. If it wasn’t for the magic hairbrush; he could broke something.
“Blue Blood?” Asked Rarity.
“Morning Miss Rarity Belle” said the Prince standing. “Miss Applejack, it’s always a pleasure”
Then Twilight came flying.
“Blue Blood! Are you alright?”
He nodded.
“Tell me something Princess, how much did you respected Spike before he turned into the new lord of chaos?”
Twilight stared to the ground.
“Just as I thought” said the prince. “He wouldn’t go this far if he truly trusted on his family”
Saturday 8:21am; hotel Royal Ponymeron’s restaurant:
Diamond Tiara y Silver Spoon did what they used to: enter to the line without asking permission.
“To the line like everypony” said a green pony with purple mane; that was Apple Bloom’s disguise.
“Have you noticed Silver?” Asked Diamond Tiara.
“Oh yeah, the wind maybe” said Silver Spoon.
Apple Bloom wasn’t in the mood so she touched one plant with her black apples of chaos that suddenly came to life and took the two insolent ponies from the back legs and hung them while everypony else advanced. Of course the diligent employees came to rescue but couldn’t explain what happened. Once they freed they served their food and went to their table.
“You noticed it, right? Like I thought it had to be that hillbilly of Applejack”
“She can control plants, apparently” said Silver. “Is an agent of chaos; there’s no doubt about it”
“We need proofs first” said Diamond.
Sunday 8:34 pm; Canterlot, Princesses Castle:
Blue Blood entered to the throne room holding a folder with his magic and delivered it to Celestia.
“The hardest weekend of my career but you’ll satisfied with the results. And as you ordered, Princess Twilight is still waiting for my report” said the prince and master of all spies. “Unfortunately I couldn’t get the damn candy of all candies but this is as far as I’ll go. Now with your permission, Princess Twilight bought me a cruise to apologize for all I had to bear. Excuse me”
Said that he left while Celestia was about to open the folder, when Luna came and offered her a box of candies, candies of all candies.
“Luna! How did you got this?” Asked Celestia practically jumping of excitement.
The Princess of the night shrugged.
“I asked Spike for some; unlike you I still have a little of common sense”
Celestia looked at her sister with grateful in her eyes and was about to eat some candies when Luna took away the box.
“Not so fast. Folder first”
Celestia frowned.
“Luna, whose side are you?”
“The girl’s. Now give me the folder if you want the candies”
It was one of Celestia’s hardest moments but at the end the Princess of the Sun gave Luna the folder.
“Little sisters; they can be a true nuisance from time to time”
Luna smiled enigmatically before she walked back to her private chambers.
“You have no idea”
Officially this is the last thing I publish on the year. I hope you liked Blue Blood's new role as a super spy instead of an spoiled brat. And thank you for all your support.
Merry Christmas and happy new year!!
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What if the Agents of Chaos' powers are self-replicating faster and stronger every time the Elements of Harmony are used?
So luna is on Spike's side? Sweet. Also Happy Hearths Warming.
Spike is getting the little sisters if the most powerful ponies in Equestria on his side. Cool
Heh, more proof that Luna is the best pony.
I'm surprised Spike is being so mean and formal to his mother but damn if this is not getting good. I'm excited for more and always enjoy a good SpikeBelle, can't wait to see what happens next.
6830561 Spike is Twilight's little brother in this fic, not her son
6832553 Are you bucking kidding me? There is nothing I hate more then people thinking Twilight is Spike's mother. Older sister yes, but NEVER his mother *shivers* I can't believe I've been accused of the thing I hate more then Spike/Rarity. And I HATE Spike/Rarity. I meant Princess Celestia, his adopted mother. I don't think I've ever been more insulted in all my life....I need a smoke. Nothing against you my friend, that statement just really pissed me off.
6832618 peace, friend. He meant no ill.
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