Chaos: the Age of Spike

by Kaliann25

The Castle of Chaos

The Castle of Chaos

That day started normally at Ponyville. Princess Twilight Sparkle was about to take a shower, as always, when she noticed a new faucet between hot and cold. With caution, she opened the faucet with her magic, as she moved backwards. But, instead of something harmlessly stupid, as she used to (and expected), what came from the faucet was a bunch of molten lava. Carefully, she closed the faucet, and cleaned the mess with her magic. She thought she could yell at Spike now, but, they could always talk at breakfast.

When they finally finished breakfast, she saw that Spike have made her oatmeal, as she liked, and coffee. And he was happily having breakfast as well. Not gem pancakes, as Twilight used to, but something that her instincts told her she didn’t want to know.

Twilight took a deep breath, and took a seat aside Spike.

“Morning Twilight!” greeted the God of Chaos.

“Morning Spike.” she said, taking a spoonful of oatmeal, and glared at Spike. “Hey, it was a really funny prank you set at the shower.”

Spike raised an eyebrow. “Prank? No, I haven’t plan any pranks today.”

“Don’t play dumb with me Spike! Lava on the shower? That could be dangerous!” protested Twilight.

“Twilight, it was no prank. I promise! Is just that, back at Reptilia, I showered in lava every day. And I love it. So I used my powers to install a lava pipe at the bathroom. King Flames helped me.”

Twilight nodded, of course! Still, it could be dangerous.

“Fine, but, please Spike, can you make sure that that pipe connects only to your bathroom? Please!”

Spike lowered his head in realization. “I’m sorry Twilight. I was so happy with it, that I didn’t thought.”

“It’s okay!”

They continued having breakfast. Or, at least, Spike did. Twilight tried.

The scent coming from Spike’s breakfast was so revolting, that she almost throw up. But, she forced to herself to take it down, with the help of coffee. It was her who insisted they continued eating together. But Spike did warn her that she wouldn’t stand his new diet.

“And, what about your stay in Reptilia?” asked Twilight, as she forced a smile. Dang, that smell was driving her nuts. “Did you learn something interesting, when we left? Besides the lava and meat, of course!”

“Lots of things, Twilight! Dragons are really interesting. I know I already told you this, but we had the best teacher in the world. Princess Celestia was great, and all, but no one teaches as great as Prince Magma. And he don’t even uses his title. Oh, and older dragons like to live in caves that they adapt with furniture, treasures and…”

“I’m glad you had fun Spike!” said Twilight. “In moments like these, you stop being a God of Chaos, and become a child. I like you better this way.”

“I’ve always been the same, Twilight! Only with unlimited power.” Said Spike, taking the dishes. “See you later, I have a meeting with the Agents!”

Twilight waved a hoof, as he left, and finally, she breathed in relief. And, as much as she hated to admit it, she could finally have breakfast in peace.

The rest of the day was normal. She quickly forgot about the lava incident, and Spike’s breakfast, as she began to work in the library. During all this time, after Spike became a God, she learned how to take care of everything without the dragon’s help.

For a little, she considered to hire some servants. Friendly servants, or ‘servants of friendship’. But she thought better. For now, she had more than enough with the Guard of Friendship.

And, speaking of the Guard of Friendship, an explosion on the kitchen, followed by a shriek, made Twilight run into. She found private Vinyl Scratch, with her glasses broken, and all covered in chocolate. Along with the rest of the kitchen.

“What happened?” asked Twilight, angrily.

Vinyl pouted annoyed, and aimed a hoof toward the pint of chocolate ice-cream she tried to open.

“Boss, is not fair! You said I could have a little ice-cream after lunch! What happened?”

Twilight made an understanding nod, as she cleaned up the kitchen with her magic. “Oh, Vinyl, I’m sorry. I should warn you that the only vanilla ice-cream safe to take.”

“But chocolate is better!”

“First of all, that’s not chocolate. Is candy of all candies. And, second, that’s Spike’s ice-cream, and he doesn’t like to anyone to touch his stuff. Be more careful next time!”

Vinyl groaned. “Why he can’t label it, like a normal person?”

“I know, right? Anyway, I’m going to Sugar Cube Corner with the girls. Want something?”

“Nah, I’m okay with the ice-cream, boss. Thank you!”

“You’re welcome. Great job, private Scratch!”

So, when Twilight met with the girls, she told them all about her morning.

“This is just what I needed!” complained Twilight. “Lava. Not only I have to deal with the fact that he’s a carnivore, now I have lava on the pipes. Sometimes, I think that Spike is taking all this dragon stuff all too serious!”

“Maybe because he’s a dragon.” said Applejack. “Besides, he did warned ya’ about not eating with him. The little fella’ used to eat his meat in hiding, to not bother us. Now ya’ see why.”

Twilight sighed. “I know, I know. It’s only that, since he became the God of Chaos, I feel we’re sharing less and less.”

“Did you hit your head or something?” asked Dash. “What about all his pranking?”

“I don’t mean that! I mean, he stays all day outside, or inside his room. We used to eat together, but since he started to eat meat, I don’t think I can stand it anymore. And now, we have lava on the pipes!”

“A’ get it, A’ get it!” giggled Applejack. “Living with the Lords of Chaos is not an easy thing. A’ have to deal with Apple Bloom’s doing every night. And it’s kind of annoying.”

“I think I understand, sometimes it’s hard to separate work from your personal life. Especially when your younger sibling is supposed to be your rival.” said Rarity.

Fluttershy seemed thoughtful. She loved Spike, of course. Her recent experiences with the dragons wouldn’t change that. But, still, she listened to Twilight’s problems, and couldn’t avoid thinking, that there was only one solution.

“Twilight.” she said.

“Yes, Fluttershy?”

“Don’t you think it’s a good time for Spike, you know, to move?” suggested the shy pegasus. “I know you’re like siblings, and have lived together from a while. But Spike is a dragon, and he just hit puberty. He haves his own needs to attend now.”

Twilight shook her head. “Spike, moving? What are you talking about, Fluttershy. This is just…”

Much to her concern, the purple alicorn realized she was starting to consider it. The draconic needs were one thing, but also, she had to admit they hardly spend time together unless he was working. Also, he made good money as a God of Chaos. He could easily afford a place, but this…

“It doesn’t sound that crazy.” thought Rarity. “After all, remember that fuss he created when you broke into his room? When he almost recreated that scene, where Ultimate Drum almost beats Matter Horn to death? If he cares about privacy that much, I can’t see why can’t he have his own place?”

“Not to mention his draconic needs!” added Pinkie Pie.

“But, a Castle is too big! And I…” began Twilight.

“Come on!” said Dash. “You said that, you barely spend time together, unless we’re in a confrontation.”

Twilight sighed, defeated.

“You may be right, this may be the best for the two of us. But how I am supposed to tell him? Spike, sorry, is not that I don’t love you. But, giving the situation, it would be better for us if you move?”

“So, you are okay with this?” asked a voice behind the girls. “You want me to move out, Twilight?”

The girls gasped, and turned, to see the entire Team of Chaos. They have arrived to Sugar Cube Corner to have a treat (salty for Rumble and Spike), and couldn’t avoid overheard them.

“Spike?” asked Twilight, paling. “I’m sorry! Is not what you think!”

“I know, Twilight.” said Spike, “we’ve been listening to you for a while now. I know it wasn’t your intention.”

Twilight lowered her head. “I’m sorry Spike. I shouldn’t say that. Let’s forget about this, and we’ll figure out how are we going to live together!”

Spike gave Twilight a gentle smile. “Don’t worry, Twilight. I’m not mad. In fact, it seems like a good idea. Yes, a Castle for good old Spike. A Castle for the God of Chaos!”

Rarity giggled. “Spikey-wikey, I’m sorry, but I don’t think there are any castles for sale at the newspaper ads.”

“I don’t see why we can’t take a look.” said Rumble, taking one of the newspapers the Cakes put for their costumers’ disposition. “Oh, here it is! There is indeed a Castle for sale!”

The Team of Chaos glared at the colt.

“Shut up, Rumble!” complained Scootaloo.

“I’m serious! Check for yourself!” said Rumble, giving her the paper.

Scoots rolled her eyes, but she did check the paper. “Oh, go to Tartarus!”

“Are you serious?” asked Sweetie, grabbing the paper with her magic.

“Really funny guys, but there’s no way we would fall for that!” grinned Rainbow Dash.

“It’s no joke.” Said Spike. “Princess Celestia, you have an offer!”

“Princess Celestia?” asked Twilight, raising an eyebrow.

“Duh! Who else would have a Castle for sale?” asked Rumble. “Yeah, according to this, there is a vacation Castle she haven’t used for a while, and wants to get rid of it.”

Finally, Applejack took the paper from the Agents of Chaos.

“Okay, consider yer’ prank played, now let me see that.” She read the paper. “Oh, come on! Are ya’ bucking kidding me?”

And, since it was Applejack who confirmed it, the girls quickly gathered around the paper.

“So, there’s a Castle for sale?” asked Twilight.

“Eeyup, a hundred rooms, big kitchen, dungeons, exterior and interior gardens, fountains, pools, all ya’ want.”

“No, no, no! There’s something definitely wrong here!” said Dash. “We’re used for things to be extremely convenient for you guys, but this, is simply ridiculous!”

“Hey, I’m not complaining!” said Spike, making appear a huge bag of bits.

“Spike, don’t you dare to make monetary fraud!” warned him Twilight.

“Is not fraud, this is just part of my payment from Mister Boss. I only use it to pay my Agents. And, I have more than enough to buy a dozen of Castles!”

Fluttershy tilted her head. “Spike, how much does Boss pay you? If, it’s okay with you to tell us, of course!”

Spike shrugged, and whispered it to her ear.

Fluttershy’s eyes widened. “WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?”

“That’s a God’s salary” said Spike with a shrug. “But, I only get paid for eternity. That’s why I almost never touch it. Except for paying my teammates, of course. Or, for a very special occasion.”

“Like buying a home.” agreed Pinkie. “Uh, I cannot wait to make you a party, to celebrate your new home!”

Babs stopped her. “Pinkie Pie, that’s my job. I’m the official party planner of the Agents of Chaos!”

“Yeah, sorry Pinkie.” said Spike.

“No problem! Chaos must stick together.” agreed Pinkie Pie. “But you better invite me to your party, or I’ll find you!”

“No problem!” said Spike, sending the letter with his messenger breath.

They all laughed, when suddenly, Princess Celestia walked into Sugar Cube Corner.

“So, a Castle, Spike? You want a Castle now?”

“After a long discussion, Twilight and I decided it was time for me to move out.” explained Spike. “And, I just found a Castle for sale, the perfect home for the God of Chaos.”

Celestia looked at Twilight. “Twilight, are you really considering to kick out Spike?”

“I’m not!” explained Twilight. “Is just, that, the girls and I were discussing about his draconic needs, and how he would need a place on his own. Not only he would take care of those needs, without worrying about hurting others, but also, he can keep his privacy.”

“And I think is a great idea! It also, can be used as much better headquarters than the clubhouse!” explained Spike.

In the end, Celestia shrugged, but nodded in agreement. “Alright then! I honestly think it is too soon for this, but I don’t see why I can’t sell it to you. In case it doesn’t work, you can go back with Twilight. And the Castle would be there, waiting for you, until you’re ready. What do you think Spike?”

“Exactly what I was planning!”

“Twilight?”

“Of course!” agreed the lavender alicorn. “If it doesn’t work, I’ll gladly accept Spike back.”

“It is decided then.” Said Celestia. “By the way, you know the Castle is in Cancún, Maréxico, right?”

Spike nodded. “Nothing that a crazy door can’t fix.”

“Great! Now, let’s see the property, and, if you still want to buy it, so be it.”

Spike created one of his crazy doors, and they both disappeared behind it. Twenty minutes later, they both reappeared seeming very happy.

“It reminds me my first paycheck as well.” smiled Celestia. “The first thing Luna and I bought was our castle.”

“The one in the Everfree forest?” asked Sweetie.

“Precisely.”

“So, did you buy it?” asked Rumble.

Spike nodded.

“Yeah, wanna see it?”

“Are you kidding? Let’s go!”

And the six disappeared behind the door. The Bearers of Harmony prepared to follow them, but Spike kindly stopped them.

“Wait until the inauguration party! Please!”

Twilight doubted.

“Are you sure?”

“Sure!”

Twilight nodded, there was still something that bothered her. “Spike, don’t think for a second we’re throwing you out. If you don’t like the Castle, you can always return to living with me. You know that, right?”

“I know Twilight, I know. I’m not mad, as much, a little surprised it was this soon. But, we’ll find out on time. I promise.”

And he closed the door.

“A’ think is too soon.” Commented Applejack. “How is he gonna deal with the bills? Ya’ know, water, electricity, and such? A’ mean, he haves his own money, but what if he doesn’t know how to administrate it?”

“In fact, he was the one taking care of those things back when he was still my assistant.” Explained Twilight. “That’s why this was so easy to agree with.”

“A’ see…” said Applejack, with a slight note of disapproval.

“I’m glad for the little guy.” said Rainbow with a shrug. “I mean, he bought it, and that’s it. As much, he’ll use it as his new headquarters. Right?”

“Right!” agreed Fluttershy. “At least he didn’t take my suggestion personally.”

There was not much to say. Princess Celestia went back to Canterlot, where she told Luna about Spike’s purchase.

“At least the kid is investing in property. Good for him.” said the Princess of the Night.

Celestia chuckled. “If you ask me, he would go back with Twilight in a week or two. But, as I said, the Castle will be his to inhabit when he’s ready.”

“Maybe he will, maybe he won’t. I never play guess with the God of Chaos. At least, he haves brand new headquarters for his feuds with Harmony.”

Author's Note:

And, that’s it. As I said, a mini-chapter. This is it, the end of the kid era.

Now, there are only four more chapters to finish this story. It was funny to revive it with you guys. So, see you next chapter!!

Comments

[OmniFox]

Casa Del Draco!

[Theresa]

Seems like twilight should be worried. She makes spike do 90% of the work for her that she as an adult should be handling and now spike won't be there to do it. No wonder he got fed up with her.