Pet perspective
Pet perspective
In a large wasteland far away from civilization a figure of a pony dressed in a large hood walked into a band of thieves: two minotaurs, a griffin and a couple of dragons. And in a matter of seconds they all lied in the ground beaten up and defeated.
“Who are you?” Asked one of the dragons.
“My enemies call me the Hooded Avenger”
Said that the guy sat on a rock waiting for the right time, and the time came when he felt a presence.
“So it is time” he said walking silently to Equestria.
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Spike and the others were playing happily the enchanted board game Super Smash when a magic force appeared in their clubhouse/headquarters. They stopped and turned to a strange pony as tall as Celestia with two heads, eight legs and a stoic expression in his fase.
“Ehem… good morning and who are you?” Asked Spike who positioned in front of his agents ready to protect them.
The guy made a small nod and with his double voice he said at the unison:
“Is a pleasure to meet you new lord of chaos. My name is Slipnir and I work at the design and quality control department and I was sent by Mr. Boss to make your annual evaluation. Nothing special, just a routine procedure”
“What?” Asked the six agents.
“Just making sure you’re doing your job, you know, checking if everything is in order; or disorder in your case”
“So you’re here to see us prank somepony”
“Exactly, do your thing and according to the results I make you some recommendations if you need some. That’s it, pretend I’m not here” he said disappearing.
The agents of chaos looked each other without knowing what to do.
“Any ideas, anypony?” Asked Spike. “Because I can’t work well under pressure”
“Okay we’ve pranked ponies, dragons, changelings, even humans” reasoned Scoots. “But we need to mess up things really badly this time”
“What about we prank the Princesses directly?” Suggested Rumble. “Remember that idea I suggested you like two months ago?”
Spike nodded shyly.
“Yes I know but I’m not entirely sure Rumble, what if we end up like statues after that?”
“As long as we don’t try to conquer the Kingdom I think we’re safe” comforted him Babs. “And once this evaluation ends, you can make it up for them. How about that?”
“This is different to take the candy away from Celestia” said Spike. “This is serious!”
“Dude, as Babs say you can always make it up for them, just give that stranger something to watch and then you think in the apology” smiled Apple Bloom. “You don’t have nothing to lose”
Spike gulped but at the end nodded and sent a note to the Princesses. And got the answer almost immediately:
Of course you’re very welcome dear Spike, we’re always available to our friends. What do you need? We’re here to help you, Celestia”
Spike took a deep breath to recover his nerve and then clacked his fingers to teleport all of them to the Palace.
“Oh hello Spike!” Greeted Luna. “What can we do for you?”
“Yeah, you look a little nervous my friend. Need some water or something?” Offered Celestia.
Spike sighed, this receiving only made things worse; but his friends smiled to encourage him, it helped a little.
“Are you okay?” Asked Celestia a little concerned.
“Yes I’m fine, just a little worried for my job, you see, I had a visitor who said he was here to evaluate me”
Celestia nodded.
“Oh, that one! Don’t worry Spike, they’ll be checking on you for your first eternities but then they just stop visit unless you make a mistake. But you already met Mr. Boss and he says he likes your work so far so you don’t have nothing to fear my dear boy”
Spike smiled and prepared his black and purple energy of chaos.
“Okay, thank you for the understanding. And also, sorry about this but I need to pass my evaluation!”
Both Princesses gasped when Spike sealed their powers and began to shrank and transform them until they ended up like two cute little animals: Celestia felt her wings and horn disappearing but her ears were enlarging and her tail turning round and fluffy. Luna by her way were a little bigger than her sister but not too much, with a long and flexible tail, little claws appearing between her paws and her ears and nose became more sensitive.
A bunny and a kitty.
They both looked at Spike and his agents in surprise, but the agents seemed delighted with the new form of their Princesses.
“Awe, they look so sweet and cuddly!” Cheered Apple Bloom taking Celestia and petting her carefully. “You chose the perfect forms for them Spike”
But the dragon was still doubtful and regretful for what he did.
“Oh come on, this is fixable with a Harmony Grenade unlike the candy of all candies” sighed Rumble. “Besides you can make it up for them later like we’ve been telling you”
“They didn’t even defended themselves, because they trust me” mumbled Spike.
“Spike, we’re not trying to take over the Kingdom, only to make everypony crazy while looking for the Princesses” said Sweetie Belle. “Come on, let’s make sure they’re comfortable while the others find them!”
And suddenly a quick trot called their attention.
The captain and sub-captian of the Solar Guard, Master Sword and Hylian Shield were going to protect their Princesses no matter what.
“Princesses, we felt an explosion of dark energy!” Called Hylian Shield.
“They certainly took their time” said Babs. “Shall we go now?”
“Yeah, we better run” mumbled Scoots.
Mist took Celestia and Apple Bloom was about to grab Luna but the kitty jumped away getting lost in the beams of the roof.
“Dang it!” Protested Babs.
“Princesses, Princesses!” Kept yelling Master and Hylian.
“No time to chase her, let’s get out!”
And the team of chaos disappeared just before Hylian broke the door.
“Your majesties, where are you!?”
In Ponyville the agents of chaos were staring at bunny-Celestia wondering what to do.
“And… any ideas?” Asked Sweetie.
“I know the perfect place for her!” Said Mist. “A bunch of animals owe me some favors so I can ask them to keep an eye on her”
“Fine, need some help?” Asked Scootaloo,
“No, it’s okay” said Mist grabbing Celestia again. “See you girls!”
Sweetie nodded and looked at Spike who still seemed a little worried.
“Ey, wanna go to a date or something? You know, something to distract you”
“Eh, okay, that would be great. Where to?” Asked Spike.
“I don’t know, Manehattan? You know we can leave this on Mist’s hooves”
“Eh, I guess you’re right. Let’s go!”
And they both teleported away to the biggest city in Equestria. But what to do there to distract Spike? Walking, walking they arrived to Brodtrott.
“Want to see a play?”
“Good, but which one?” Asked Spike. “They all see great”
Supermare Vs. Deadpoolny: rise of Ghostbuckers; The Sunset Saga: Divergent Games part two; Space Wars: The Ring Awakens Ultron; Daring Do and the Maze Runner of Doom; The Ponytiville Horror. They were about to see Daring Do when they saw the newest comedy:
“You have to be kidding!” The two kids exclaimed at once.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES
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No need to say which play they chose.
In the meantime Mist was flying around Ponyville when he saw the only place it was forbidden for him: Fluttershy’s pet garden. Still he didn’t care and flew over the fence looking for a specific group of friends that he finally found:
A dynamic and energetic group of animals lead by Angel and Owlowicious, both great friends and the smartest of the group; but most of the time Angel was the one giving orders, Owlowicious accepted his friend’s directions most of the times but when the bunny was wrong, the owl didn’t hesitate to say it. Then it was Winona, energetic and happy as only herself and the happiness of the group. Tank, a stoic and calmed tortoise with a golden heart. Opal, almost always in very bad mood but she got along with her friends; and finally Gummy, a mathematical and philosophical genius who spent half of his time calculating the greatest questions in life but the other half he liked to share it with this friends.
Mist smiled when he saw them, his powers of Chaos allowed him to communicate with animals better than Fluttershy. Unlike her Mist could actually speak with animals.
“Oh, it’s Mist!” Suddenly said Owlowicious. “What brings you here?
“Owlowicious, my pal! You tidied your feathers? Looking great! Winona! Love you new necklace!”
“Woof! Apple Bloom bought it for me, woof!”
“I know, we make tons of money since we work for Spike, well, we do it for friendship but the little pal pays us, that’s what I call a cool dragon. Anyway, Tank, it’s great how Rainbow waxed your shell. And Gummy, did you figured out the equation that explain the meaning of life?”
“Yeah, he’s calculating” said Angel in bad mood. “What are you doing here little trouble maker? Trying to kill Fluttershy for a heart attack again?”
“Don’t be so rough with the kid, your master is a marshmallow, get over it” complained Opal. “Mist, my owner bought me a new sweater that I don’t like. Can you give me super strength again so I can teach her a lesson?”
“Sure partner, but today I kind of need a favor” said Mist.
“I’ll do anything for you Mist! Just tell me what to do” Said Opal smiling. She didn’t like foals, she hate them more than her owner who had the annoying habit of made her wear perfume, uncomfortable sweaters and even bath her. But she really liked Mist who always gave her an opportunity of revenge against Rarity.
Mist smiled to his friend the cat.
“Just a little assistance with Spike’s stuff. You know, the usual. But this time I won’t need to transform you, just keep an eye on Celly. She’s new and need a friends to help her with the situation.
Owlowicious, Winona, Opal and Tank nodded happily; but Angel shook his head and Gummy was still calculating whatever his mind was taking care of.
“That’s it? Okay, I’ll help” said Opal. “But even if you need to transform me I’ll do it just for you dear Mist”
“For Spike? Why not!” Howled Owlowicious.
“Friend! New friend, woof!” Barked Winona jumping around.
Tank just nodded slowly but suddenly Angel jumped in front of them and moved his whiskers in disagreement.
“No, she won’t stay!” Protested the bunny. “There’s a lot of animals who like you Mist, why don’t you ask them?”
“We do like him, Angel, everyone except for you” scolded Owlowicious. “·Give this kid a break”
“Gummy agrees with me!” Shouted Angel trying to defend her position as leader.
“He’s lost in his mind calculating again” sighed Tank. “Calm down Angel”
Effectively Gummy was lying in a small spot with his eyes lost with nothing but numbers in his mind. He had the especial ability to isolate completely from the world in order to empty his mind to just calculate.
“Great!” Cheered Mist. “Princess Celestia, please don’t go mad with Spike, this was my idea; and if it wasn’t for that executive who visited us he wouldn’t even tried it. And I’ll make it up to you, I swear! Now if you excuse me I have to cause trouble somewhere else, perhaps with my brother, see ya!”
And he flew away.
“Princess Celestia?! Great! We’re officially in big trouble!” Complained Angel jumping away from the Princess. “Great, we’re in big trouble now and all because you listened to MIST! GREAT, I WARNED YOU BUT NO ONE EVEN LISTENS TO ME!”
“Eh, I supposed something like this already” sighed Owlowiicious. “So are you really the Princess of the Sun?”
The bunny spoke for the first time.
“Yes I am, nice to meet you all”
“Aren’t you mad with Mist or something?” Asked Angel hopeful. “You know, I have several punishment ideas for him”
“Of course I’m not mad, this isn’t the first time I’m in this situation; and since the responsible is Spike instead of Discord I can assure nothing will happen to my Kingdom while I’m stuck like this. But what’s the problem with Mist anyway?” Asked Celestia to the owl.
“He’s an irritating brat and almost caused Fluttershy a stroke!” Said Angel. “Not only she got traumatized because of that stupid game of Five Nights and then Mist comes and disguises me as one of the animals of that game. But even after that he’s most popular among us than my owner. It’s so frustrating I’m the only one who realizes how wrong my friends are”
“Woof, that’s your opinion, woof! Mist is great, woof!” Protested Winona. “Oh look! A butterfly, woof!”
And she began chasing the insect while Angel let escape an exasperated groan.
Gummy then blinked getting back to reality. Ignoring the newcomer he just took excitedly a stick and began to wrote several numbers and symbols on the ground.
Celestia approached to see what excited the little gator so much and her jaw dropped for the surprise. In front of her it was the greatest and more perfect equation, something that explained everything from the origins of the world and the foundations of civilization itself.
“This is amazing!” Said Celestia. “How you did this?”
“Who is she?” Asked Gummy confused. “And how did she understand the greatness of my genius? Did Angel finally got a mate?”
“No, just a new friend” explained Owlowicious. “And you know that with Angel’s temper he’ll have a really hard time finding a girl who barely tolerates him”
“Go to hell” complained the bunny.
“Precisely his point” chuckled Tank.
“WE’RE MISSING THE POINT HERE!” Shouted Angel. “We’re going to be in tons of trouble if we don’t do something about this situation. We must tell our owners what’s going on ASAP!”
“Please calm down Mr. Bunny, I won’t blame you for any of this” said Celestia calmly. “Besides the little one is having a bad time already with the remorse of what he did to me, like I said I don’t care but poor Spike”
“Don’t defend him, he’s a total moron” said Angel still angry.
Celestia shrugged and turned to Gummy.
“Anyway, I’m pretty curious how you calculated that, it’s amazing”
“I’m a mathematical genius” explained Gummy. “And for me the greatest questions in life have a completely rational and mathematically exact answer. Whenever I ask myself a question like, what’s the meaning of life; or what a Cutie Mark really tells you I enter in a deep state of concentration while I use my great brain to calculate the unique and only answer for it, numbers explain everything; if something cannot be explained by math then it doesn’t exist”
“Unbelievable” mumbled Celestia.
“I know” said the gator proudly, but then he noticed something. “Oh no, my supposedly perfect equation is mistaken”
And his eyes went blank again.
Celestia didn’t know what to say but Tank shrugged and gave her a friendly smile.
“We cannot count with him for a while, he’s completely isolated” explained the tortoise like commenting the weather or something. “According to him is great that his owner feeds him only with candies since his brain needs extreme doses of glucose to function at this level”
“Again unbelievable” said Celestia. “I wish I could redirect to my brain all the sugar I used to consume before the candy of all candies”
Celestia had to admit she was having a great time sharing with the creatures who seemed friendly and unbelievable unique, but Angel was still worried and pissed for what just happened.
“Just stop rambling about Gummy please! We have to do something about this! The Princess is here, what would happen when the time to lower the sun come? Panic will extend for the whole Kingdom for Celestia’s sake! We have to do something now”
Celestia moved her new whiskers thinking.
“Okay you may have a point Angel, but I don’t know how to communicate with my student in this state; because I don’t think she’s able to speak with us”
“Fluttershy can understand most of what we say” said Winona freeing the butterfly she just caught. “She’s not as good as Mist but she could get the main idea”
Angel kicked a rock angrily.
“Don’t dare to compare her with Mist! She listens and give us what we need, unlike Mist who only give us what we want even if he knows it’ll bring consequences. And unlike Fluttershy he does it only to ask us for favors later, he’s a little menace!”
Opal, who remained silent until that moment, threatened Angel with her claws.
“Speak bad about Mist again and I’ll show you what I’m capable of”
The rabbit grinded his teeth and bounced away from his friends.
“You know what? Screw it, stuck with her if you want problems, I’m going home!”
“Seriously, what’s up with him?” Asked Celestia.
“He cannot forgive Mist for being more popular among animals than Fluttershy” explained Owlowicious. “There’s no animal who wouldn’t give his or her life for Fluttershy, but Mist is the one who spoils us. For example Fluttershy won’t even think about help us to get revenge on ponies; but Mist always is willing to”
“Let’s just say Fluttershy means the world for Angel and he can’t forgive that colt simply for being her rival” explained Opal.
They all nodded and decided to go for Angel and tell their owners somehow. Everyone except for Gummy who Tank carried on his shell.
But then the tortoise had an idea.
“Hey! What if we’re the heroes for once?” Suggested Tank.
“What you mean?” Asked curious Owolowicious.
“Think about it, we all know Princess Sparkle keeps her Harmony Grenades in her lab so we just have to enter and look for the things by ourselves. It should be easy”
They all seemed doubtful but quickly Winona waved her tail.
“Woof! I’m in, woof! Let’s move!”
Celestia chuckled.
“Are you serious? Why do you want to be a hero?”
“Well, most of the time we just sit while our masters save the day and I want to know how it feels” explained Tank. “I wanna feel awesome as my master always says”
“You know what? I’m in too” hooted Owolowicious. “Follow me, I know exactly where Master Twilight leaves the keys of the lab”
Opal shrugged.
“Whatever. What you think Princess?”
Bunny Celestia giggled.
“Sounds like fun, I’m joining the party!”
So the group of animals went to Twilight’s Castle while Angel looked them at distance sighing something like ‘idiots’
Back to Canterlot, Luna the kitten was trying to get into her private wing of the Palace by entering throw the window. She spotted a point to jump but she miscalculated the distance and ended up falling painfully on the floor.
“Great, not only he took my wings but also I hurt my paw. Fan-fucking-tastic”
A unicorn filly appeared surprised by the cries of the cute little kitten in front of her parents’ apartment. Carefully she took the animal and petted her softly. It was Yui, daughter of the Black Swordsman and the Lighting Flash, Luna’s Royal Generals.
“Yui!” Meowed Luna. “Can you help me please?”
Yui took the kitty with her magic and noticed the paw.
“Oh, poor dear, did you hurt yourself? Let me take you with Silica, she’ll know what to do. You’re lucky that all our friends came to visit”
The filly put the cat in her back and entered to her family’s apartment.
“Yui, where did you found that cat?” Asked her mother.
“Right in front of our home, she’s hurt. Maybe Silica can help”
Silica was a young mercenary who was a companion of the two Lunar Captains back when they were outlaws too, known as the Beast Tamer she was an expert in animals and such.
“What’s the matter?” Asked the Beast Tamer.
“Silica! I found this kitty and she’s hurt. Can you help her?”
The young warrior was always prepared and with a warm smile she carefully took the poor kitty and began to examine her.
“Nothing to worry about, she just sprained her paw. Just need a bandage and some rest and she’s ready to go”
“Can she rest here, mom, dad?” Asked Yui.
Lighting Flash smiled to her.
“Of course my dear, just don’t grow to close to her, you know that we don’t have the time to keep an eye on a pet”
“I know” said Yui.
Then Trixie entered to the residence followed by her son Pure Soul.
“What’s up guys?”
“Trixie! Pure! Now the gang is officially complete!” Cheered Black Swordsman. “How is our favorite bounty hunter doing?”
“You know, the usual: the Trottaglia family hired me to capture Vito Colteone’s ponies and I’ll pass I the information I get to Princess Luna”
“Cool, what about your son?” Asked Lighting.
The kid just smiled to her and wrapped in a powerful embrace.
“Fin, Pure is Fin!”
“Good to know it darling” smiled Lighting. “Keep an eye on your mom, okay? She’s very valuable to all of us”
“Sur” Cheered the boy with Down syndrome.
“Ey, and where’s Princess Luna?” Asked Trixie. “Knowing her she’ll be here already challenging anypony to a duel”
“She’s right, it’s odd” reasoned Sinon, the Coldhearted Snipper, another of Black and Lighting’s friends.
They stayed chatting and drinking and eating when Trixie suddenly noticed.
“Ey, what time is it? I need to put Pure to bed”
“I don’t know… seven o’clock” said Black Swordsman looking the clock on the wall.
Trixie scratched her head.
“What? But it looks like noon!”
Black Swordsman looked through the window.
“She’s right! What’s with the sun?”
Lighting Flash frowned.
“Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen Princess Celestia neither. Do you think something happened to her?”
Both captains and soldiers took their swords and ran to action followed by Leafa (Black’s sister) and Sinon, the only ones of their group who joined the Lunar Army and also their lieutenants.
“Attention, our Princess is missing!” Called Black Swordsman.
“You know what to do” Added Lighting Flash.
But when the Lunar Guard began to march searching for their boss, they bumped into a regiment of the Solar Guard leaded by the twins Hookshot and Clawshot.
“Lunar Guard! You’re under arrest for kidnapping Princess Celestia and starting a rebellion”
Black raised an eyebrown.
“Since when you can face us, Longhost? You know we’re stronger than you”
The twins gulped but still aimed their swords against the Lunar Guards.
“Idiot: if we were planning a rebellion, don’t you think we’ll be behind our boss?” Questioned Lighting Flash. “Besides, knowing her she’ll lower the sun already. She’s missing too idiots”
The two Solar Guards quickly lowered their ewapons.
“Ehem, sorry about that”
“Let’s find the Princesses instead of keep goofing around” sighed Lighting Flash.
The two Guards teamed up and began to look for their respective bosses, starting at the Throne Room where they were seeing for the last time.
“I feel a signature of chaotic energy” announced Master Sword, captain of the Solar Guard. “Do you think the reptile finally crossed the line?”
“No, I think something else happened” said Black. “However, at least we know what happened, so we can relax?”
“ARE YOU CRAZY OR WHAT?!” Asked another Solar Guard, Hoover Boots.
“It’s just Spike” shrugged Leafa. “What can he do? He made them disappear to keep us busy, that’s it. He’s just a kid”
“I guess you’re right” sighed Hylian Shield. “However send a messenger to Princess Sparkle, is the least we can do”
Both Royal Guards mobilized with a resigned air, knowing Spike this was only a game for him so why take this seriously?
Luna by her way poured proud of her soldiers, once again they kept their calm at the imminent crisis showing her sister’s Guard how a Royal Guard should behave.
In Ponyville Twilight and her friends were looking concerned at the sun that stayed still by hours and hours; what happened with Princess Luna and Princess Celestia?
“Something happened to them” said Twilight. “We must find them”
“But who could do something to the Princesses?” Asked Applejack. “Do you think a new menace appeared out of nowhere again?”
“Seriously we could use a list of enemies from the past” said Rainbow.
“First Nightmare, then Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, Tirek, Star Swirl… did she ever learn?” Sighed Rarity.
“Still we must find them!” Commented Twilight. “Now think, who would get rid of the Princesses just like that?”
The main door opened letting pass Spike and Sweetie Black sharing a couple of laughs still remembering the play they just watched.
“Hey Rarity, who you’re doing girls? Enjoying the first sunny night ever?” Asked Sweetie with a small giggle.
The purple alicorn frowned.
“You have to be kidding me! Spike, what did you do to her?”
“Nothing, too bad, I swear!” Defended himself the dragon. “Just a small prank, you know, the usual”
The girls couldn’t believe this, did he really dared to attack Princess Celestia and Princess Luna directly?
“How dare you?!” Shouted Rarity. “Have you ever thought about what’s she going to do once we find her? You’ll be in serious trouble!!”
“Yeah, I don’t think so” explained Sweetie. “We already explained them we were in an extraordinary situation and she knows we won’t try to take over the Kingdom or something. Besides we all know Spike is stronger than her so what are we worrying about?”
Fluttershy gently touched Twilight’s hoof with a tranquilizing smile.
“They’re right, now that we know is just Spike messing around we can take a breath. You know it won’t go farther than their disappearing”
“Still I’m a little worried” whispered Applejack to Rainbow. “With commentaries like that about who is the strongest they may become true villains in a not so distant future”
The cyan Pegasus gulped realizing she was right. Twilight heard it too but tried to not lose her mind and just faced the dragon.
“Still, what’s your idea Spike?”
“Nothing, just find the Princesses” explained him. “And hey, did you heard about the play in Broadtrott based on my tomatoes? It was such a blast, and that song Octavia composed for it was just great, I’m gonna buy the single as soon as I can”
Knowing there was no point in questioning Spike, the girls exchanged a decided look and ran to find the Rainbow Powers, if they had to scan the whole Kingdom in order to find their Princesses, they’ll do it. At least this prank was an easy one.
But when they entered to the room Twilight secured the Harmony Chest (her lab equipment storage-room), they found a total mess with all their pets looking for something. Owlowicious was on top of the shelves t knocking down the crystal tubes and pipes Twilight used in her experiments looking for some Grenades that her owner usually forgot there; Winona was running in circles, securing the area according to her in order to prevent the ponies to interrupt their Princess rescue mission; Gummy was standing on Tank’s shell calculating a mathematically exact solution for Celestia’s predicament; Tank himself was in the highest compartments of burners, chemicals and such also looking for the weaponized fragments of Harmony
“Opal, what are you doing?” Shrieked Rarity when she spotted her cat searching for some Grenades in one of Twilight’s closets destroying some of the lab robes (designed by Rarity) in the process.
“Mew” said Opal uninterested in her owner’s opinion.
“I’ll take care of her, sorry about this mess” sighed Rarity walking to the cat, but suddenly tank jumped on her back making her fall.
“Tank!” Scolded Rainbow to her tortoise.
The reptile looked at her owner and just aimed his head to the bunny between them, Celestia.
“She’s your Princess and we need a Harmony Grenade to change her back, it’s our time to be the heroes” tried to say the animal but of course nopony understood a thing.
“Uhm, Fluttershy do you mind tell me what’s with him?” Asked Rainbow.
“I… I really don’t know” mumbled the other Pegasus. “Ey, where’s Angel by the way?”
They all looked to the pets not understanding this behavior, did it had to do something with that new bunny.
“What now?” Asked Owlowicious to Celestia.
“I don’t, it’s your plan” said Celestia.
Then the chaos really began, with the girls following their pets as they could while they were still looking for the Grenades or something. And Celestia? She just hopped to one of the shelves and began to enjoy the show.
“I wonder how things are going in Canterlot”
Actually not that well. When the citizens saw the two armies leaving the Castle looking for their kidnapped Princesses panic began to spread like the flu. Everypony thought a new threat entered the Kingdom and took the Princesses as hostages so what could they do now? EQUESTRIA WAS DOOMED!
“I TRIED TO WARN YOU, THE END IS NEAR, BUT NOPONY EVER LISTENS TO ME!” Shouted proudly a mad pony dressed in a blanked as a robe who used to stay at the park announcing the imminent apocalypse.
And the soldiers were too busy looking for their bosses that they didn’t bothered in calm the scared crowds. But the chaos in the city was nothing compared with the chaos inside the lab, where almost all Twilight’s equipment was destroying by the no stopping chase of masters and pets.
But suddenly Gummy returned from his calculations finding himself in Pinkie’s hooves.
“What I missed?” He asked.
“Nothing too serious” said Owolowicious doing true maneuvers in the air eluding Twilight. “Just looking for the Harmony grenades”
“Exactly the problem my brilliant mind was taking care of” sighed the little gator with proud. “Since you almost destroyed everything but the shelf where Celestia is sitting on, I calculate a 95% probability that the weapons you’re looking for are in there”
Celestia seemed surprised but quickly opened the shelf and found the Grenade.
“Oh, you’re right! Thank you Gummy”
“Like I said, all big and small questions in life have a mathematically precise answer. You’re welcome Princess”
“Ey, what’s that bunny doing with the Grenades?”
Too late, Celestia detonated it and suddenly returned to her normal self.
“Now that was an experience”
They all suddenly stopped.
“Princess? Was that you? What happened?”
The Princess of the Sun just giggled and petted all the animals with a warm smile.
“Well my sister and I got transformed into pets and then this brave creatures wanted to become the heroes for once so they organized this mess in order to save me. Thank you my friends, I must say your determination surprised me, not to say Gummy’s amazing brain. Pinkie Pie you’re caring a the brightest mind in Equestrian history so take good care of him”
Winona, Opal, Gummy, Tank and Owlowicious just cuddled happily to the Princess who embraced them.
“I’ll give you a proper reward tomorrow, alright?”
They all nodded happily but the girls didn’t understood a thing.
“Seriously, what just happened?”
This time they all moved to the living room where Celestia told them the whole story and a little later Spike and Sweetie joined enjoying the adventures of the little animals and the Princess.
“So thanks that Mist left you with our pets you got back to normal” said Twilight at the end.
“I must knew” sighed Spike. “But at least the battle was hilarious for what I see what’s left of the lab. Anyway, you better take another Grenade for Princess Luna”
“Here you go” said Luna giving the weapon to Celestia.
The Princess nodded and looked through the window remembering the sun was there for over 27 hours for now.
“Yes… I better hurry. Thank you for everything girls, and Spike, I had a great time. Don’t worry about what you did, I’m happy knowing you’re always kindhearted and just want to have fun. Do what you need to do, as a minor god you have your responsibilities as well and if you have to prank me, go on”
“Thank you Princess” smiled the dragon bowing.
It all ended well, but then a pony with two heads and eight legs appeared in a flash of red light.
“Mr. Slipnir” greeted Spike.
“Who’s this?” Asked Rainbow.
The strange horse ignored her and walked directly to Spike.
“Okay my evaluation is over. Mister God of Chaos, your prank was a relative disaster, it caused panic in the capital and everypony is very scared so I must say the results are acceptable, not good; just acceptable. However this was your first evaluation and I’ll think it was because of nerves”
Spike gulped.
“Don’t worry about it, it happens” said the two-headed horse. “Now sign here and we’re done”
Spike nodded and took a pen without bothering in reading the document but then the door suddenly opened letting pass another stranger: a strange pony covered in a long gray hood.
“Now what?” Groaned Twilight.
The pony moved too fast to be seeing with the bare eyes and took the pen from Spike right before he signed.
Then he turned to Slipnir.
“Nice try. Go say your boss you failed”
Rainbow scratched her head.
“Seriously, who are this guys?”
But ignoring Rainbow again, the hooded pony turned to Spike.
“Kid, try to pay more attention next time. You were about to sign a contract for industrial espionage for the Other One, read before you sign anything. This kind of mistakes can cost you your job. You were lucky we detected Slipnir’s moves before he arrived to Equestria”
Slipnir shrugged.
“Whatever, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. I’ll tell my boss we couldn’t contract Spike, big deal”
And he banished.
Sweetie Black just raised an eyebrow.
“Who are you anyway?” She questioned the hooded one.
“Me? I’m Saint Michael Archangel but my enemies call me the Hooded Avenger. I’m the security manager of the company and member of the board of directors”
Nopony understood a thing, but luckily the Archangel retired as suddenly as he appeared.
“However be more careful next time, blah, blah, blah, if something like this happens again you’ll see me but until then bye. Oh, I almost forget: Celestia, Mr. Boss sent me to tell this girls something YOU should tell but were too coward to do it”
The white alicorn paled.
“Oh please it was just a little delay, I was about to tell them!”
“Too late, you’re next paycheck will have a 3% discount as penalization for your hesitations. Bearers of Harmony…”
“What?” Gulped Applejack.
“You’re all immortal. The day you became one with your Element you stopped aging, and Celestia and Sparkle knew all this time. Have a nice day, or night, or whatever is this”
Said that he disappeared leaving five shocked mares and two concerned Princesses. This was going to be a long talk…
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So the elements finally know they're immortal.
Oooh boy.
Next time: The Unspeakable Truth.
So can Big Mac a neutral minor nature god just to be fair I mean he's sisters get to be immortal and all but not him?
So we finally findout who the Hooded Avenger is, and next time the truth is revealed.
I like your description about the Animal Six, they feel so realistic
A bunny and a kitty. That's a reference to Celestia and Luna being played by Angel and Opal respectively in Fluttershy and Spike's History of the Wonderbolts play, isn't it?