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KitsuneRisu


Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

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Every family has a weird attic sibling.
It's time Princess Celestia came clean about hers.

Rated Teen for immaturity.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 30 )
Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

I'm just upvoting for the title alone.

Nothing in this story could make me downvote this after that title.

Will read later.

Oh boy... Dare I?

I smell a potential reading.




I'm sorry, that was terrible.

> "Twerking for Disciplined Cats"

… yeah, I got nothin'.

Edit: I think I see your clever plan. You are making an alicorn whose powers involve a greentastic mane, as a subliminal command for greenthumbs; i.e. upvotes.

WELL, IT WILL NOT WORK, SIR. I'm wearing my tinfoil hat.

As vengeance, I will click on the upvote without being mind-controlled, so you will be marginally less able to gauge how effective your little trick was. :derpytongue2:

i feel like there's something hidden in this fic.....
could it be advertising ?
better go to Beanlandia to ask for help...seems to be a nice land

Oh gosh, you actually went and did it. You actually did it.

All hail The Flatulent One, Highest of the Blue Bottom-Flamers, She Who Fumigates Us All, Prefect of the Silent Butt Deadly League, Princess Fartsock!

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

Well, it's not worse than what I've written, although it is a good deal better.

So no, I won't be ashamed.:twilightsmile:

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Why the hell does that video exist
Also I like farts
Help me my brain broked

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This has been a thing for a long time. This has always been a thing forever. You just don't know it yet. And I shall herald the coming of the new princess and the new age, and I shall show the world of her magnificence and her power. 5730218 This guy gets it.

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Yes, they have wonderful mountains. Have you seen them?

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One must NEVER be ashamed of Princess Fartsock! She rules over us all with a gentle fisting! Now, let us all be one of the flobbulent herd!

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PresentPerfect, I did not write this story, I was simply the vessel through which this story came to be. The true story is the real one, lived out by the great Princess Fartsock. Let us join in with her. Let us all join in with her and be Seen with the Green.

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PresentPerfect, I did not write this story, I was simply the vessel through which this story came to be. The true story is the real one, lived out by the great Princess Fartsock. Let us join in with her. Let us all join in with her and be Seen with the Green.

I see, so that's how Evangelion ended.

And we apologize to viewers of 'Fartsock's Saga' who may be confused by some of the references to Beanlandia. After a frank exchange of views we have agreed to carry on showing this version supplied to us by the Beanlandia Fartsock Saga Society on the undertaking that future scenes will adhere more closely to the spirit of twelfth-century Beanlandia.

I cannot hit the like button enough! Perhaps if I were to find a hidden like button, one representing a seven-toed troll, who of course has four thumbs to point up.

I see the locoweed harvest has come in. Don't worry, Luna, they should all be reasonably sane in a few months, assuming they don't choke on their own spittle or try to repeal the law of gravity.

Shame on me. But I feel no shame. This was certainly an interesting read, but seeing as this is marked as incomplete, I shall follow the story :pinkiehappy:

Ummm... words just failed me. I really have no idea what to say... would WHAT THE HAY?! work? Yes, yes it would. :P

Truely, we have all learned something today!

...I can't remember what it was, but I believe it had something to do with the rise in triple ply toilet paper sales. :derpytongue2:

My only regret is that I didn't read this sooner.

Hehehe

This story is the definition of silly fun.

I gave up my shame looong ago. Around the green bubbles of sick I think.:rainbowlaugh:

Twilight’s heart was kept in a jar on a shelf in the science section between Theory of Evolution and Twerking for Disciplined Cats.

But... but... that's not alphabetical! WHAT IS THIS MADHOUSE?! :pinkiegasp:

Fart gas is truly the best way to craft zombie hares

Praise the best princess

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You really shouldn't have read this.

6532235 I have seen the hidden things

These things happen when you're lost at sea.

I only have two questions.
How much of Princess Fartsock is farts and how much is ock?
And?

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