"Negotiations proceed poorly"

Really? I'd say they're going rather well.

6169788 What, you didn't know? All that "Crrrryyyssttaaaaaals" was actually Poke-speak! Crys-crys-crystals crystals crys!

He actually had a very dirty mouth.

This is a really weird way to characterise Sombra. That's all I'm going to say.

mind fuck for the win

Well this is certainly going to be an interesting read, to say the least!

Couldn't resist. This looks good. Sombra is brutal with her words.

Dang I love this chapter and it is only the FIRST! Can not wait for more! Never read one about Umbra lactating though, first for that too even it was just psycho-kinetics.

Thank you holy AzureDreamer I always wanted to find a story with "female sombra" and I am glad that I have read it!!))) but whether the continuation??? 0_o

6289284 am working on the second half right now. should hopefully be posted within the next two weeks.

6304650 Yes arrive with you: "Three of the ruble and Shamahanskaya crisis." Emmmm êàî luck ...

Holy shit, I need more. Continuation soon?

Nice chapter, but there's some things you may want to edit.

And apparently what he really was was fat, ugly, weak and pathetic.

Repeated word.

I've seen toes bigger than this tiny little joke of a penis..

And there's an extra period. I hope to see more.

6540748 The second use of the word 'was' is viable in this situation.

7126001 I disagree. It doesn't make sense to me has was twice in a row in that context.

7126605 Saying "And that He was fat," would make more sense in the way you're trying to see it as, but it's "what" instead of "that" which makes sense in this situation.

7126678 Okay, I just re-read that, and it does work in context. My bad. To be fair, it's been half a year since I wrote that.

7126704 remember when i updated stories i started? i sure don't

i swear i'll finish this one day. seriously, it's been almost a year since this first went up. what the fuck, me.

6304650 you're a dirty fucking liar, past me. for real though, the second chapter is done and waiting on a few editing passes. expect it within the next few days!

7357974 Whoa calm down .3. You don't wanna screw with past self o3O that'll make a paradox

The first thing Attache noticed about the Crystal Empire was that it was cold. It wasn't supposed to be cold, he was certain. He'd read up on it and apparently there was some magical artefact – the crystal something-or-other – that made the land habitable, almost tropical. Apparently it was on the fritz, which really shouldn't have been surprising, considering the situation.

To quote Silver Quill, "I'd like to know who originally had the idea to build a city in the frozen north, where a magical item is the only barrier between its residents and a FROZEN TOMB. That was not a smart pony. Not at all. I'd like to point you all toward an excellent book entitled Ishmael, by Daniel Quinn. And one of the very important points this book makes is that if you know an environment is hostile and you can't naturally adapt, YOU SHOULDN'T LIVE THERE!"

Like Australia still.