• Published 2nd Mar 2015
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SUPER SIRENS!! - Eyeswirl the Weirded

Showdown between the Rainbooms and the Dazzlings! And then some other crud.

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This Might Relate to Newton's Third Law Somehow

Walking into the living room with a spring in her step, Aria stopped between Sonata and the TV, hands on her hips and a proud smile on her face.

"Guess who just ate an entire box of fried chocolates by herself?"

Sonata raised an eyebrow. "With or without whipped cream?"


"With, or, without, whipped, cream, question, mark. This is important."

Too pleased with her accomplishment to hear Sonata's nonsense today, Aria rolled her eyes. When Adagio walked in, Aria smiled again. "Hey, guess who just ate an entire box of fried chocolates by herself?"

Adagio raised an eyebrow. "With or without whipped cream? This is important."

Glancing back and forth between the other two sirens as Sonata stood up to stand next to Adagio, Aria shook her head in disbelief. "You know, with Adagio being so smart and Sonata being so stupid, it's weird how similar you guys are sometimes."

The two shared a look with similarly-colored eyes, then shrugged as they looked back at Aria and answered in unison.

"Well, yea, we're kinda the same person."

Her eyes wide, Aria blinked very, very slowly. "...Wat."

"Well, you see my dear Aria," began Sonata in a vaguely posh tone, "when Adagio was born, there simply wasn't room in her head for all those evil schemes, slasher smiles, her emotions, and all that hair, so compromises had to be made."

"So my head like, totally split and junk," continued Adagio with a big, dopey grin, "Sonata was cast off as the embodiment of my emotions to make room for all'a this fluff!" She demonstrated by holding up her massive, fluffy-wuffy tufts of wuffy-fluff.

Aria held very, very still. "...No."

"It's true," they said as one, "you can even tell because blue and orange are opposite colors! See?" Each of them reached out, grabbed the other by their hair, and mashed their heads together, their heads conjoining in an instant to form a freakish, inhuman blob-thing with two bodies, what used to be their faces now a melty mess of eyes, mouths, noses, and their collective hair.

"Shee, ARRRya," the monster slurred with twin tongues as it stepped closer, "Urrm tha shhmmme paarrsonnn!"

Aria woke up screaming.

Frantically looking around, she was in her bedroom, and thankfully in her bed, when she caught sight of a worried Adagio in an apron and nightcap. It was difficult to tell from this angle if she was wearing anything else.

"Aria? What's wrong? Did you watch one of those Miyazaki movies again?"

"N-no," she lied through her teeth, "just... ate too many fried chocolate bars again."

Adagio sighed, shaking her head in spite of the amused grin on her face as she stepped closer. "Just one of those is too many, I think." Resting a knee on the bed, she leaned in to wrap Aria in a hug, staying that way until the shaking stopped. Aria quietly thanked her, rolled over, and tried to get back to sleep as Adagio walked out. Barely two steps down the hallway, she saw Sonata in her usual pink nightie.

"What was it," Sonata asked quietly, "did she watch one of those Miyazaki movies again?"

They were startled by Aria immediately howling from within her room. "YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!"

Adagio and Sonata looked at her room, then at each other, and giggled in unison.

"Silly Aria."

Aria shrieked.

Author's Note:

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