I Ship It!

by Hoshii Niisan

The Art of Killing

"Oh my GOD.....wait, I mean OH MY CELESTIA!"

Twilight Sparkle was visibly shaken at the sight of her experiment's results. Spike lay motionless on the floor, his head cracked open to reveal a small brain and a slightly thicker skull. Blood started to ooze out to the floor below, making Rarity start to hyperventalate.

"What the hell did you do to my HUSBAND?"

"I didn't know what would happen! I promise!"

Rarity merely pointed her nose in the air as she trotted towards the door. "Have a nice bucking day," she said with sarcastic derision as she exited. Sounds of uncontrollable sobbing could be heard upon the slamming of the door.

"Oh Celestia, oh Celestia," Twilight whined to herself as she searched for a book that might give her some answers. She rummaged through what seemed like millions of books, when she had only rummaged through about a billion. She whimpered as she pondered all the different possibilities that could happen. What if-

"Ah," Twilight gasped, "what's this?" She didn't bother to wipe the dust off its tattered cover, she just opened the book, instantly greeted with dust, moths, and assorted spiders. Through all the dust lay a single page that merely read:

TOUCH ME

Pervert, Twilight thought as she reluctantly pressed her hoof over the page.