Poor little Spike. Time and time again he's heard vicious arguments between Twilight and Trixie, but now he finally sees it, first claw, and can't take it anymore- he pours his heart out to Applejack.
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That was a good laugh!
~TOOWC
Spike still wants answers.
Oh the innocence of youth, don't worry spike you'll find out when you're older. Or you could just ask rainbow dash, she'll probably fill you in.
Hmm... oh, one of your serious stories... well, they can be pretty good in their own way, I'll see what--
Oh.
Oooh.
You sneaky, sneaky minx. I'm proud of you.
Author makes reference to a story that sounds much more interesting then this one. ding! ...Really, the number of fanfics that put Spike and Trixie in the same room, let alone bother to have them acknowledge one another, could fit on the head of a fucking needle.
Ahhhh, the clever bastard is trolling Applejack. Appreciation for fanfic has been acquired.
Oh. Looks like I gave the fanfic too much credit. He has merely been retrograded to a Spike who doesn't know how to spell "brink" while Twilight has also been downgraded to an irresponsible slut who cares more about getting off than caring for the kid she's responsible for.
IMO, this would've been worthwhile if done with Sweetie Belle or Apple Bloom. Reducing Spike to a pre-Season One version of himself just to make your gag work reduces said gag from something with potential into something that falls flat.
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Oh yes, I remember you, the person obsessed with the idea of Spike and Trixie. Yes, darling, the number of fanfics with Spike and Trixie could very well fit on the head of a pin. I wonder why that is...
5670845 Because everyone's too bloody obsessed with Twixie to give a smeg about how much fun Spixie could be.
Impressive that you wrote it so quickly! Yes, it's amusing. ;)
This is gold!
Oh lord this story's already attracted at least one Spike cultist.
Anyway, this was quite a good laugh! Thank you for that, Rarity.
man i'd love to see what and how AJ would say to those two lol
At first I was like :applejackunsure
Then I was like
But then shortly after that I was like
At this point my face was red.
Too bad Spike didn't get the lesson on the birds and the bees.
What he thinks is 'fighting' is actually something that involves far more romance.
Damn this was a good laugh.
Pretty damned clever, too.
as a fellow advocate of trixie and twilight having rough, neck biting, bdsm kinked sex. I found myself laughing in guilt.
5680352 WHAHAHAHAHAH
Well, that had me laughing.
That was the best comedy I've ever seen.
It's funny as hell, but the whole 'Spike is too young to understand Twilight and Trixie is got aroused and started having sex with each other' scenario make me
so hard....
....I shudder to wonder what Spike thinks then when it is finally time for him and the other Crusaders to intimately learn about the birds and the bees (and they will--more likely by accident or because none of the grown-ups didn't want to unleash such intimate information on them)
Still is worth an upvote.
6387354 Well, consider that this is the first time Spike's seen BDSM before. I mean, he's used to hugging and kissing to show affection, and this is violence, which he more that likely associates with anger. As such, he's probably thrown by the idea of being intimate can involve pain.
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That should have been the ending of it. Truly well done.
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Honestly didn't think of it that way. Usually when I see something like this, I can see the scenario--Spike is out of the house because Twilight and Trixie (who are marefriends--reason is not important) get horny at each other, they want to fuck each other silly but obviously there's a minor in the house, and can't have the minor around when things are gonna get dirty
Just as planned Applejack comes in, asks him what's wrong, and he responds with what he is hearing thinking it's a fight, where Applejack knows that they (Twilight and Trixie) have simply 'gotten busy'. Cue Applejack not wanting to show the honest truth.
So when you spun it to think that he's concerned that he really thinks that they are fighting, I have to give you some props. I can see you already know Spike has seen Twi and Trix as a couple, so what you added was that Spike just didn't know about some of the more kinky versions of sex. Thanks for that! And the upvote is rightfully deserved. I did get some laughs.
6391035 if you didn't like it darling, why extend the effort of leaving a comment that doesn't offer the author any feedback to get better? :/
6391037 Oh, okay sorry. Just a very old habit I had been doing well not to have come up again when I read stories that involves ships I don't like. I deeply apologize for that.
I personally think it would have been better if Spike wasn't portrayed as so naive. Like he has no idea what was going on, even though he should have some idea. And if not that, the fact they do this when they know he is around, and are so loud about it, makes me feel some kinda way.
6391050 As stated before:
Well, consider that this is the first time Spike's seen BDSM before. I mean, he's used to hugging and kissing to show affection, and this is violence, which he more that likely associates with anger. As such, he's probably thrown by the idea of being intimate can involve pain.
Spike isn't naive to romance, just young and inexperienced when it comes to pain=pleasure
6391053 Even so, they should take it to the room and put a soundproofing spell on. The fact they do it while he is right there, which I wouldn't mind if he wasn't written to be innocent, but since he is they should be smart enough to take it somewhere away from him or send him out on a errand or something.
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Maybe it's the heat
6484366 Then by now they should know when it comes around to send him off somewhere so he isn't around for it. Since he is so young in this story and all.
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I meant the weather, the heat makes you crazy bruh.
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I didn't notice the comedy tag. This was flipping brilliant.