• Published 22nd Feb 2015
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High School, Where Friendship Kinda Sucks - Script



Twilight Sparkle is the new girl, and soon finds herself in the middle of a friendship circle,and promises she'll do her best to find out what went wrong with such close friends.

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When things suck slightly less

Rarity was gone before Twilight knew it. She couldn't even try to stop her, as she was too much in shock.

Rarity liked Applejack? Then why did she... And how did...

Twilight sighed. She hated being stuck in the middle of this, but it was her own fault. She wasn't going to take the blame, she was probably going to blame Dash or something, but at least she could admit it to herself.

"Ahem."

Twilight swirled around, and gained a look of surprise.

"Trenderhoof?"

There he stood, in all his hipster , douchebag glory.

And Twilight wanted nothing more than to sucker punch him in the face.

"You, are sick bastard. In ways, I can respect that, in others, I can't."

Trenderhoof simply shrugged and smirked.

"Yes, well, I couldn't say the same for you. Snooping around where you shouldn't is hardly respectable."

Twilight raised an eyebrow.

"Talk about the pot calling the kettle black-"

"Offensive."

"Didn't you practically force Applejack and Rarity to break up so that you could get that bit higher on the social ladder? And I suppose you just happened to walk in on them?"

Trender clapped once or twice.

"You're smarter than you look."

"Just because I'm in Foundation English doesn't mean I'm an idiot! Geez, I'm fricking sick of that."

"If it makes you feel better, I was also put in Foundation English when I was a sophomore."

"Yes, actually, it does."

Trender leaned against the locker beside him.

"And that's how I found out about Applequack and Rarity-"

"Applejack."

"See? Same way you did, only they were actually dating at the time and it was severely obvious. I didn't have to intrude on their privacy to find out about them."

"Then how did you?"

"The way they looked at each other, the playful teasing, the secretive winks. I observed them. It was simple, really."

He combed a hand through his fabulous hair.

"And then, I developed a crush on Rarity. I wanted what Applesack had-"

"Applejack."

"I wanted Rarity. But when I threatened her, Applelack-"

"Applejack."

"-Wouldn't give in, I went to Rarity, and I told her all of the things she said about her."

"Applejack didn't say anything about her!"

"Exactly. And then I was Rarity's shoulder to cry on. And I told Dash all the things Rarity had said about Applemack-"

"Applejack. And Rarity didn't say anything about Applejack either."

"Not until I told her what Apple hawk-"

"I give up."

"-had said. I know a lot of things about Applejack now. More than you'd believe. But even when I threatened her with them she wouldn't listen! And she went to Rarity and tried to warn her!"

Twilight nodded.

"Yeah, AJ can be dumb sometimes."

Trender nodded.

"But she didn't listen. And then we come to the present. Prom is coming up, just a week away in fact. I'm a shoo-in for Prom King. And you know about it. Which means I'm going to have to find a way to shut you up, won't I?"

"Hey, douchebag! Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Or better, me?"

Spike stood at the end of the hall, his muscular frame tense as he watched Trender's every move, his reptilian eyes never leaving Trender.

Trender pouted.

"Aw, you're no fun. I suppose you'd have to catch me first, won't you?"

Trender sped off, leaving the handsome teen with Twilight.

Turning to face Twilight with a sheepish grin, he rubbed he back of his head.

"Sorry I wasn't here sooner."

Twilight crossed her arms against her chest in a huff.

"You should be. What if raped me? What if he stole from me?"

Spike blinked.

"You're more afraid of being stolen from than being raped...? That's completely normal."

"I know. I'm like Hermione Granger, only sexier and more liked."

Spike was about to reply when he heard something in the distance.

"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed — or worse, expelled."

Twilight was fuming.

"I fucking told that bitch not to fucking quote movies! I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall!"

There was silence.

"....Wanna make out?"

"Fuck yeah."

----

Hand in hand, Spike and Twilight trekked down the filthy hallway towards the cafeteria, only to hear loud commotion coming from the science labs.

The two looked at each other briefly before running towards to source of the noise.

"You should feel ashamed of yourselves, picking on random people like third graders! Do we need to go through this again, or have you learnt your lesson?”

There was low chorus of grunts and mumbles.

Spike sighed. Twilight raised her eyebrows.

"What's up? Am I missing something?"

"If I'm not mistaken, that's Dash in there. And that sounds like a teacher. If she gets detention one more time, she'll be kicked out of soccer, which she needs to get a scholarship."

Twilight nodded and looked through the foggy window.

"Know any pink-haired teachers?"

Spike joined her.

"No...? Wait.... Is that......? Fluttershy?"

Spike stepped away from the window and took a few breaths before joining Twilight once again.

"I'm never going to see this again..."

Twilight hummed and burst through the door, Spike quickly following after her.

The scene was.... unfamiliar, to say the least. Similar to a teacher, Fluttershy stood towering over a short, masculine boy, and behind her stood the short Rainbow Dash, pouting like a third grader, arms crossed.

Another boy was beside Fluttershy, and was about the same height. He kept tugging at the hem of his orange basketball jersey nervously, occasionally looking at the short, white-haired boy beside him.

All the while Fluttershy gave out to them in a voice not unlike Principal Luna's. Had she seen it, surely she would have been proud.

"And fighting! I understand you were provoked, Rainbow, but that is no excuse! It is against the - Oh hi, Twilight!"

Spike looked at Twilight with a quizzical stare and Dash looked up with the same expression.

Twilight simply ignored them and turned to the two boys.

"Run along, idiots, I need to talk with Fluttershy."

The two quickly escaped and Dash let out a sigh of relief.

"Thanks, 'shy. If Principal Luna caught me-"

"You can thank me later. Right now you can apologise to me."

"For what?!"

"For abandoning me and replacing me with that Gilda! I don't suppose she's there for you now, is she? In jail? "

"Sorry! Jeez. What was that about?"

Twilight butted in then.

"I just came to show off my new boyfriend. I suppose I'll be gone now. I'll leave you guys to your whips, leather and any other lesbian sex toy I can think of. Bye.

Twilight turned to leave, but stopped.

"And use lesbian protection."

----

Applejack stood in the girls bathrooms, leaning against the cleanest sink there.

She ignored the opening and closing door and shut her eyes.

"I had a feeling you would be here."

"Oh didj'a now?"

Rarity stood in front of her.

"For the record, I never called you anything behind your back."

"Me neither. Even though you deserve it."

Rarity leaned against her shoulder.

"I suppose I do. Go ahead. Call me a prissy bitch."

".... Nah."

"Why not?"

"...'Cos Ah know you're gonna use it against me."

"As if I would stoop so low-"

"Ya did before."

A long, deadly silence hung above the two, the only sound being the dripping of the leaky tap no one bothered to fix.

"Applejack, I'm sorry-"

"No. You're not. 'Cause you never do anything wrong, right?"

Rarity stepped back at Applejack's tone.

"I-"

"You're too perfect. You couldn't ever be actually sorry for anything, 'cause you don't ever think you're in the wrong."

"Applejack, please-"

"If you were actually sorry, you wouldn't have waited a year to say it. If your were actually sorry, you wouldn't be with that idiot. If you were really sorry, you'd still be with me...."

Rarity tried to put a hand on her shoulder, but she shrugged it off.

"Stop playing me! I'm sick of this! Do you still like me? Did you ever like me?"

Rarity watched Applejack carefully.

Here she had a teary-eyed Applejack, who was quite convinced that she hated her, or something along those lines.

"Of course I did. I always did. Right from the day I asked to borrow your pencil in third grade and you replied, 'Ya can't, 'cause it's a cheap pencil, and it'll make yah look bad.'."

Applejack chuckled.

"Ah don't think there was a day after that when we didn't have a fight."

Rarity stepped closer.

"And then I moved. And came back my freshman year only to see you at lunch waving a plastic spoon at me and calling me over."

"I recognised you. Anyone else would have done the same."

She stepped closer.

"And then..." Rarity purred, leaning against Applejack. "We." She leaned up against her ear. "Did. This."

----

"Spike, if we're ever going to find Trenderhoof, then we'll need a map, because he disappeared into thin air." Twilight announced.

Spike simply nodded, not sure what he got himself into. He stared at a particular word graffitied on the wall. The idea came to him as soon as he saw it.

"He's in the boy's bathroom! That's why you can't find him!"

"Shut up, Spike! I'm thinking... Wait a minute... He's in the boy's bathroom! That's why we couldn't find him!"

Spike promptly ignored that statement and followed his supposed girlfriend towards the bathrooms.

Twilight marched in, ignoring the feminine screams that followed.

Spike double checked the door to make sure it was the boy's bathroom before heading in himself.

"Alright, where's Trenderhoof? I've got a bone to pick with him!" He heard Twilight's commanding voice call.

"He isn't here!"

"This is the boy's! What are you doing in here?" Piped up one boy.

"None of your damn business, slut!"

----

Rainbow Dash sat squished between Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, both of which were talking loudly about Gummy.

"He's so cute! And friendly!"

"I know! It's because he's gay! He's even got a fur coat at home!"

Both girls squealed as they ate their lunches.

"I thought I was the one that made people squeal, not some stupid crocodile!"

Pinkie tapped Dash on the nose with whipped cream.

"Aww.. Is somebody jealous? Is somebody peanut butter and jellyfish?"

Fluttershy giggled at Rainbows expense.

"I hate you guys."

Author's Note:

Okay, so this has been rewritten. Gave Flutershy and Rainbow a bit more of a backstory and Rarijack a bit less of one. Plus , traded Flash with Trender.

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Comments ( 4 )

I like this fanfic, I honestly do, but the dialogue and story was so rushed, I didn't understand hardly any of it...

I have to agree with cheetah, I just don't understand. When did Fluttershy make up with everyone?

5778764
She Didn't make up with all of them, just Dash. Her. And her and Pinkie weren't fighting, I'm sorry if that wasn't clear. Pinkie and Spike aren't angry with any of them.

5780194 Alright, cool. Makes more sense. :twilightsmile:

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