Oh man, this is one fight I'm not looking forward to seeing the aftermath of!
We've got Twilight Sparkle, the prized pupil of the princess herself...
And Pinkie Pie...I think that's all we need to introduce her with.
Truer words have never been spoken. I'm Yah-Shee and he's Arrell, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Type: Unicorn
Special talent: Magic
Element of Magic
Princess Celestia's personal student
Most powerful unicorn in Equestria
Can learn to do literally ANY magic spell
Runs the Golden Oaks Library
Severe case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn pony from Canterlot. She has incredible magic skill and is widely believed to be the most powerful unicorn in all of Equestria.
...In terms of magic, anyway. She's not that tough physically.
She studied magic since she was a young foal and made it into Canterlot's School for Gifted Unicorns as Princess Celestia's personal student.
Her special talent is magic itself, which enables her to learn any spell that she's powerful enough to do! And given her skill at magic, this means she can do virtually every spell that exists in Equestria!
Yes, but while she has the power to learn just about any spell, she has a habit of only practicing a spell until she can do it perfectly once, and then moving on to the next spell. She doesn't train her spells so she can pull them off easily, unless they're ones she uses commonly, such as levitation and teleportation.
Wow...I thought she was the smart one.
It is unknown how many spells Twilight has learned, but among them are teleportation, firing dangerous beams, levitating extremely heavy objects, transforming objects or ponies into other things, granting temporary wings, creating giant impenetrable barriers, and "instantly fixing everything".
So it's a Deus Ex Machina spell?
...I guess, but it doesn't seem to really work.
Good.
Twilight is the unofficial leader of the mane six, mainly due to her high intelligence and capabilities. However, ponies don't always believe her or listen to her. She has been shown to have an extreme case of OCD, unable to resist fixing even the smallest issues and overreacting to the slightest problems.
Plus, she's like a magnet for trouble! She's always getting targeted by bad luck, such as getting anvils dropped on her, failing horribly at Winter Wrap-Up, and the main problem of the episode usually happening to her!
Despite her bad luck, Twilight always pulls through, usually thanks to her intelligence and strategy.
And friendship.
Yeah, that too, I guess.
"This is my book! And I'm gonna READ IT!"
Full name: Pinkamena Diane Pie
Type: Earth pony
Special talent: Parties
Element of Laughter
Grew up on a rock farm
Pinkie Sense warns her of danger
Capable of defying physics and logic
Has access to hammerspace
Pinkie Pie is...Pinkie Pie.
She's hyperactive, excitable, crazy, literal-minded, easily distracted, party-obsessed, science-defying, oftentimes annoying, and just one small step away from being thrown in an insane asylum. Despite this, she is considered one of the best characters on the show.
You know, it makes sense that something involving Pinkie Pie doesn't really make sense. ...Wait...
...Right. She loves making other ponies happy, no matter what it takes, and rarely gets mad or upset.
When she does, though, you better get away fast, or she'll be making cupcakes tonight!
We do NOT talk about that story, Arrell. Anyway, being an earth pony, Pinkie has above average physical strength, but that's completely overshadowed by her other personal powers. She has access to hammerspace, where she keeps random things such as her party cannon.
The party cannon is a cannon about the size of a pony with a fuse that just needs to be pushed to fire, rather than lit. When it explodes, it shoots out confetti, streamers, food, decorations, and pretty much everything else needed to make a party. So yeah, it's pretty much exactly what it says on the tin. It's cannon that shoots parties.
She can also defy all logic and reason, such as randomly having six hooves or shooting into the air like a rocket.
And keep in mind, this is Equestria, where logic, reason, and physics have already been screwed with to Tartarus and back!
In addition, Pinkie also has her Pinkie Sense, which is a type of sixth sense that warns her of danger. It is composed of several seemingly random twitches and movements that Pinkie cannot control. For example, when her tail twitches, it means that something is going to fall very soon.
Some of her more specific predictions are a bunch of twitches that play out in a set order. She calls these "combos", and they are generally more exact about what's going to happen. For example, one combo warns her that something unexpected is going to happen at Froggy Bottom Bog.
However, while Pinkie may have all of these advantages, she still has her problems. She often completely misses the point and is easily distracted, making it hard for her to focus on important things. She also usually fails to know when the situation is truly dangerous, as evidenced by her happily skipping towards a roaring and deadly manticore.
But then again, that's what makes her so lovable!
"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"
Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Far from Ponyville, there was a field surrounded by a few trees, peaceful as could be. However, the peace ended as soon as a flash of light appeared, and a purple unicorn teleported into the field. She looked around for her opponent, and as soon as she turned back around, a pink earth pony was standing right in front of her. Twilight jumped back, but then prepared for battle, while Pinkie just smiled obliviously.
Twilight lit her horn as she fired a magical beam at Pinkie, who just skipped to the side to dodge it. Twilight tried firing several more beams, but Pinkie continued to skip away from them. Eventually, Twilight tried a different tactic, firing at a tree close to Pinkie. The tree fell, seemingly landing right on top of the pink earth pony.
The purple unicorn smirked smugly at her apparent victory, but as soon as she turned around she saw Pinkie grinning and waving at her before cheerfully skipping away again. Twilight gaped, but shook her head and regained her composure as she cast another spell. This time, she used her force field spell, covering Pinkie in a barrier that she couldn't get through. Pinkie, unaware of this, hopped a few more steps before slamming into the field.
Now with her opponent trapped, Twilight turned and cast another spell at the same time, ripping a whole tree out of the ground. She planned to drop the tree on the force field and deactivate it at the last second, leaving Pinkie no time to escape whatsoever. When she turned back to the force field, however, Pinkie had disappeared from it.
Twilight looked around worriedly, wondering where her foe was. Suddenly, Pinkie hopped up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. Twilight turned and stared in disbelief as Pinkie waved happily and bounced away again. Now sufficiently annoyed, the unicorn chucked the tree at Pinkie, but the party pony just hopped onto the tree as it flew, jumping from branch to branch until she jumped off, free of harm.
Groaning, Twilight thought up a new plan. She fired several magical beams into the air, catching each one with levitation before it got away. Eventually, she had several dozen lethal magic beams in her psychic grasp. Pointing each beam at her opponent, she released the levitation spell, firing them all.
Pinkie's tail twitched, and without missing a beat, she hopped a very small distance to the left. The beams shot past her, each one barely missing her and just grazing her mane and tail. Twilight stood, slack-jawed, at this.
Yelling in anger, she lowered her head and charged, running straight at Pinkie. She didn't know what was going to happen. All she wanted to do was hurt her now. Pinkie, however, reached behind a random tree and pulled out her famous party cannon and aimed it at Twilight. The unicorn kept running, and as soon as she was within range, Pinkie grabbed her horn with her front hooves, stopping her.
Twisting her body, Pinkie snapped the horn off of Twilight's head, forcing the latter to let out a scream of pain. Pinkie used this moment to grab Twilight by the neck and thrust her into the party cannon. Before the purple mare could react, Pinkie jumped to the other side and slammed a hoof on the fuse, firing the cannon with Twilight in it.
Out from the cannon came a burst of confetti, balloons, and other party decorations. Along with them came an explosion of blood and body parts, as the force from the party cannon literally tore her to pieces. Twilight instantly became decorations for a rather dark party in that field.
K.O.
Geez, am I the only one who didn't see this coming?!
Twilight can do magic, but Pinkie can do pretty much everything that requires a magic spell with just her usual craziness. Her Pinkie Sense helped to warn her of any danger, and while Twilight may have strategy, no strategy can fight against Pinkie and her reason-defying powers.
I think we all remember what happened last time Twilight tried to outdo Pinkie! It didn't exactly end well, did it?
No, it did not. In addition, throughout this battle, Pinkie may have been oblivious to the dangers to her life, but when she caught on, her earth pony strength and access to hammerspace became a deadly combination. She broke Twilight's horn to keep her from teleporting away, and instantly, Pinkie had the upper hand, if she didn't before.
I guess you could say these results are now "cannon"!
The winner is Pinkie Pie.
Next time on DEATH BATTLE: Equestria:
The ultimate battle.
Loads of research, tons of comparisons, and several double- and triple-checks to make sure nothing is incorrect. This fight has been in the works since the first chapter, and it's almost ready to reveal. Soon, we will answer the question that has been on every brony's mind since the beginning of the show:
Who is the strongest of the mane six?
Got a suggestion for a Death Battle? Post a comment below suggesting matchups, or send me a PM with suggestions in it!
You may suggest OC characters, provided they are from a story on this site that is at least somewhat well-known.
Please do not suggest matchups that have already happened. You may suggest individual characters to appear in matches against a different opponent than one they have fought previously, but suggestions like those are less likely to be used (unless I REALLY like the idea).
i didnt relize u wrote zeros to heros..oops but great battle
641175 No problem. Most of my readers, unless they're good friends of mine or something, usually only read one of my stories. I don't know that many of my readers who read all my stories.
Totally did not see that coming.
/sarcasm
641185 i will now read "A Rising Light" till the battle
Please do Discord vs Night Mare Moon!
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WINNER:
LOSER:
Kinda expected the results, but a really fun Death Battle nonetheless!
...Right. She loves making other ponies happy, no matter what it takes, and rarely gets mad or upset.
When she does, though, you better get away fast, or she'll be making cupcakes tonight!
We do NOT talk about that story, Arrell
SoYOU do not talk about CUPCAKES, but you practically turn the Deathbattle into a scene of it?!....
Do you know that this call for?...
...A CUPCAKES PARTY!
hey id love to see how my oc Starshot would do against any other oc
hes big, hes strong and hes got ALOT of power.. to bad hes also very stupid.
well unless someone mocks or threatens someone he cares about then WOW look out lol
also hes a bit of a rip take of all these alicorn OC i see about, hes got what looks like a horn but its a hard of bone from a dragonmage skull.
lol me and 3 guys did sommin like this last week with starshot vs a buddies oc, good fun to write...
anyway gratz on a cool fic series
I knew Pinkie was goona win, but holy shittake! That was gruesome.
surprised we never saw pinkeymena the whole time, figured she got angry enough to deflate her hair.
I'm going to be honest, I did not see that coming.
I did NOT see that coming!
Echo the Diamond Dog vs Lance Greenfield from Living the the Dream (pony version).
I'm just glad that it was Pinkie Pie batteling and not Pinkamina. Pinkie finished Twilight off nice and painlessly (well, except for the horn snap) compared to Pinkamina, who would have made the unicorn 'linger' for a time as she tormented her.
Can't say I'm at all surprised, and at least she didn't resort to something cliche, like for instance dropping a safe on top of Twilight in the middle of a deserted field.
641733 I was tempted to use Pinkamina at some point, but really, I figured it would be funnier to just have Pinkie be oblivious to all of Twilight's attacks until the last second.
641185
I've never touched She Could Fly...
641795 If you ever read it, just stick to the first chapter. The second two were rushed beyond belief.
641185
Btw, you posted a spoiler.
641801 The comments are always full of spoilers. If people read the comments before the story for some weird reason, that's their fault.
641739 try an god free-for all sometime? Discord and Chrysalis and Luna and Celestia and Cadence... that would be the end of equestria, but it would be awesome.
641808
I mean, IN THE STORY.
The result... too obvious.
The fight... Pinkie Sense is op.
The ending... didn't expect Pinkie to blast Twi at point blank range.
641817 Please elaborate?
641879
"The idea for this fight was too funny for me to pass up. Two original characters, each one from fics of my own creation...if I seem narcissistic, please know that this was actually suggested."
641879
You only have 2 effin OCs.
It's basically telling us.]
So... you're going to essentially be fighting... yourself in the next chapter?
...huh.
Well, I guess that's not too far beyond the scope of imagination.
I've wondered what would happen if a couple of my OCs got in a lethal competition.
But that stuff's not meant for public literature.
Unless you're doing a random comedy skit, in which case that's a perfect subject.
I'm rambling again. Sorry.
....
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I go!
641916 They're not supposed to just be subtle hints. They're supposed to just get the readers intrigued for the next chapter, sometimes ending up being rather obvious about it (for example, the previous one was pretty obvious).
I have an idea for a fight: Echo the Diamond Dog vs. Griffon the Griffon
643311
That's already happened.
Echo won.
damn... I lost ten thousand bits on Pinkie vs Twilight.
YES!!!!!!!!
Given that I enjoyed Cupcakes, I LOVED THAT F*CKIN KILL!!!!!
643318 Echo won because of the plot, but I want to know who would really win.
644324
No, he won cause Griffin can't aim for shit.
Read the story.
Echo was much too manuverable for griffin to land a good hit.
641185
Can I has Celestia vs. Luna?
I want that one the most, but Pinkie Pie vs. Discord will do as well.
To be technical twilight was pretty much fighting someone with the powers of a god! (not celestia, sorry guys) the only thing between pinkie and being a god is a lack of immortality, otherwise she can be next to anything. though assuming pinkie truly isn't immortal and could be killed normally twilight could, assuming that equestrian magic could do this, just snap her neck or pop an artery in her neck! Of course they may not have that magic in Equestria due to their lack of war-like conflicts. Here are some other things that may defeat pinkie:
- Pinkie cannot break the 4th wall when someone is looking (to dodge anyway)
- pinkie cannot dodge a telekinesis grab, after twilight grabs her twilight could use a magical version of seismic toss (from pokemon)
- twilight may have the ability to hack into others brains (of course this isn't cannon) where she could A) predict all of pinkies actions or B) influence pinkie's actions.
If anyone could tell me a way for pinkie to counter please reply
(i still agree with the outcome because we don't know if twilight could do any of that).
Good job anyway
- signed Taber the brony
646240 Since using neck-snapping or artery-popping spells was never shown in canon for obvious reasons, I believe that either Twilight doesn't know those spells or they don't exist.
Fourth wall breaking: Not really useful in fights anyway.
Telekinesis: I'm pretty sure Twilight has rarely, or ever, used telekinesis to carry living objects (sleeping Ursa Minor aside), which leads me to believe telekinesis is more difficult to use on living objects since they can resist and make it harder for them to be manipulated. Sure, she's done it with Spike, but given his small size, he couldn't really fight it.
Brain hacking: Not canon.
I don't mind people pointing out things like this, just so you know. I'm not mad or anything. It actually helps; if what they say is false, I can just explain why it is and help sort that out. If what they say is true, I can take that into consideration and rewrite the battle if it's a huge deal.
ROYAL PRINCESS FREE FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CELESTIA VS CANDACE VS LUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH! I've got the best match up ever!
Pinkie Logic VS. Normal Logic.
646280 i'm not angry either. I just like twilight and thought if she was alittle more trained in combat magic she might have won (idk maybe shining armor could do the telekinesis thing and/or beat pinkie, twilight wasn't trained by Celestia in combat as mush as other areas i bet).
644521 But, if griffon were to use the dragon blodd to, say, make him a le to swing really fast, or to cast a spell to freeze Echo, he would have a much better chance.
648946
But, Echo wouldn't give him a chance.
Claws + Throat = Dead Griffin.
648946>>649298 OKAY, enough of this discussion now. If you want to argue, do it in PMs, please. Keep this up, and I'll just start deleting your comments. This discussion was kind of funny at first, but now it's just annoying.
If I promise to do Echo VS Griffin at some point, will it get you to stop arguing?
Valient plymouth from totalynotabrony's "a dream"
This battle took the (cup)cake
Personally, I don't agree with the result of this battle. Twilight shows a distinct lack of thinking. Let's take a look at her magical palette.
1.Beam-This, in battle can be used to attack a pony, but is not sensible because it is relatively slow and can be dodged easily. In your rendition, she uses this spell too much and is not creative enough to use a variation of another spell.
2.Transmutation-In the episode The Best Night Ever, Twilight displays the capability to turn mice, as well as an apple, into different things. This could possibly be used to turn Pinkie Pie herself into something like an apple, killing her. Other than that, it can be used as a shield. IE: turning a blade of grass into a wall.
3.Force Field-Ability to generate unbreakable shield. Demonstrated in the Cutie Mark Chronicles-can be used not only to trap, which was ineffective in your battle, but also defend. Rather than contain Pinkie in a force field, why not make it impossible for her to hit you?
4.Levitation and Movement-Demonstrated constantly-Rather than just move objects, why not manipulate them. Magic travels almost instantaneously, so it can be used to "levitate" Pinkie and subsequently break her back, neck or other things. She is obviously able to exert the right amount of pressure. If that is ruled out, why not tear off chunks of earth and heave them at Pinkie rather than just a single object. In the Mysterious Mare Do Well she does this almost with no effort.
5.Making Music, AKA Number 16-No battle value. Demonstrated in Boast Busters.*
6.Growing Magic: Enables growth of facial hair:No value. Demonstrated in Boast Busters*
7.Come To Life: Displayed in Winter Wrap-up. Using this, she could theoretically do a come to life on those trees, or even the earth itself to attack Pinkie.
8. Memory: No value*
9.Pegasus Mimicry:Ability to grow wings and walk on clouds:If done before the fight, enables flight, a huge advantage. Using this, she could take potshots at Pinkie where she is out of range of the cannon.
10.Gem Finding: No value*
11.Time Travel: No value due to self consistency.
12.Want it, need it: Makes any pony who sees the object want it:can be used to distract Pinkie, and then shoot her from behind.
13.Failsafe: No value*
14. Teleportation: She can use this to get away. Also, If she can teleport other objects, she will be able to drop something on Pinkie.
In short, Twilight has a huge advantage. Unless you claim that Pinkie can warp logic to such a degree that she can become impervious, superpowered, able to fly, and/or able to instantly kill Twilight.
You are welcome to debate this with me. Simply send me a message.
I was expecting Pinkie to win just on unpredictability and Pinkie sense but snapping off Twilights horn? That seems much more of a Pinkamina style tactic
Pinkie pie should fight izzy from total drama island
I do agree with a few of the other comenters, the fight seemed a little too one sided in favor of Pinkie Pie. I do think that Twilight would've likely tried to use a few of her more advanced spells before charging straight in.
I tihnk I've got a death battle in mind, Rarity v.s Fluttershy since they are best friends, the best of friends sometimes make for the most bitter of rivls and the more bitter the rivals the more intense the fight becomes. v.s.