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Symphony


A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

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What happens when ponies know five small words that can abruptly stop any conversation and state that they really don't care? (CONTAINS SWEARING AND SEVERAL NO-NO WORDS.)

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Aaaaand this is what happens when I'm bored out of my mind in class. I was listening to THIS song when the idea struck me. I write too many one-shots...

557041 That's the whole point of me, to write one-shots, unless I come up with a good idea for a multi-chapter story.

That's funny as hell! :rainbowlaugh:

As I was reading, I heard the narration in my head in this voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvPbxZmZxZ8

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I don't give a fuck about this.

(goddammitwhere'srainbowdashwithswagglassesicon)

Well now i know
and knowing is half the battle

I don't know why having the Mane 6 and the Princess talking like seasoned dock workers makes me laugh so much. Usually when a story involves swearing it is the focus of many misadventures, but this was a refreshing change.

Also, FUCK YOU MAN I CAN MAKE MY OWN DAMN ASSUMPTIONS :flutterrage:

English 101: Double negatives are a no-no!








:derpytongue2:

grossly out of character.

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Swearing does not instantly mean the characters will be OOC. That's what you did with them though, hence my comment.

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I wrote this out of the blue in sheer boredom. I didn't focus on characterizing them more thoroughly as I usually do. Consider this a stupid thing to clear my head from ideas.

Bravo...... Just Fucking Bravo.

This was hilarious! Will you do one with Fluttershy? Oh please oh please oh please!:rainbowkiss:

Cover photo says it all.

The narrator is best pony!
+1 for The Words Of The Saviour. That one made my day. :rainbowwild:

"You said a naughty word, Im offended!" shutup blueblood.:facehoof: anyway great "when I have nothing else to do" fic. for teh lulz:derpytongue2:

I saw the short description, an' I immediately knew that is was I Don't Give a Fuck.

Read the description
Instantly knew the five words

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That's a... Pretty long link... :rainbowderp:

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The image from the link was pretty much my reaction. :rainbowlaugh:

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