Ruler of an empire. Wife. Sister-in-law. Champion of love. Cadance has many roles, and for one day a year, she gets to shed them all and just... be. So when the sun rises on Hearts and Hooves day and her beloved Shining Armor is nowhere to be found, the pretty pink alicorn starts to see red. And Tartarus hath no fury like a pony princess scorned...
Paint the town red!
Better get that fixed
5622131 Oops, thank you!! I should never fic when tired.
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Women devour their guys after marriage, not before
5622824 That is an excellent observation, and I will be making the appropriate edit as soon as I can safely pull over and type!
hahahahaha. Very nice. very nice.
Is that a smile on my face? Why yes, I believe it is!
Good job!
Looks like it was nearly a Hearts and Hooves Day Massacre!
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Beautiful stuff. Loved your Rarity, and everyone else wasn't far behind. Have a Watch from me madam.
...Well, that happened. Here, have an upvote.
5625860 Gonna need a senzu for that one
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I really liked this, but I must ask; what is the point of the final scene? I feel like I'm missing something.
5630987 I sent you a PM.
I like this. Then pair this with the story by Shakespearicles, now you have a justified accusation.
Well... I guess every woman is kinda like a succubus. Really depends on what is getting devoured, cause I can think of more than a few things.
Is Noir de Plume a reference to anything? I googled it and got some results back on a toy line, but I kinda doubt that is where it came from. Also, drinking steaming coffee through a bendy straw, that takes some serious ovaries. Is there a larger picture to that avatar at all? I liked it.
5632841 Noir de Plume is the name of my OC. "Noir" for a dark and brooding nature, and "de Plume" for her talent of creating reality through her writing.
As for my avatar, sadly I do not know the original artist. I 'shopped it considerably - it was Rarity. To my knowledge it only exists as the current frame.
Okay this story made me chuckle a lot, Cadence worried sick for her husband when she could have looked at the note to avoid all of this. You just earned an upvote.
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Alright, I guess I will look for a Rarity piece sorta like this. Did you shop the glasses onto her as well?
Well that was insane... I like it.
5632943 I did. And here.
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Thanks, found it on John Joseco's DeviantArt page as well. Vectoring the steam is a little bit tricky.
Or is it?
This was nice.
This is why mind-warping magic must be treated carefully folks.
Ouch.
The second after I read the word "copiously" (when Cadance goes into the cellar), in my head, all my thoughts clear and immediately I'm like:
We're all screwed.
I read
, and the only thing i could think was "Oh shit."
Cap.
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So did Caddy Love Magic Derpy Hooves into marrying her muffin? And did she make ammends for her Miscommunication Kills moment?
Found this linked to http://www.fimfiction.net/story/214317/rarity-and-toms-magical-adventure, I'm glad I read this. What with this, Noir de Plume, and Daybreak I'm going to follow you. Right after I fav this.
Didn't see the ending coming TBH, was amusing. Double entendre FTW, I think.