• Member Since 27th May, 2013
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Quillo Manar


I am a dude with a Quill, so take my stories for a swill.

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I've been in pony land for what... a few months now? In that time, not very many exiting things have happened. I did, however, come in contact with a distillery to give me their 'slag' that's left over from the grog making. It's more commonly referred to on my planet as 'Yeast extract', I prefer to call it, 'Pure Gold'.

These ponies will never know what hit them.

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My god that was funny!:moustache:

Muerta Negra

alas, if only they spoke Spanish!:rainbowlaugh:

As an Australian I can safely say...

...Vegemite is the reason I learned to say "no" as a child.

There is nothing funnier than watching an American spread it thick, like peanut butter.

It and Marmite should be banned worldwide.

5608567 I almost put a mention of Twilight being able to understand him, but the awkwardness that would follow didn't really fit. :P

5608641 There's a funny tale wherein my sister went to France as an exchange student, and brought a tube of Vegemite.

They can't handle the awesomeness!

5608802 Fun Fact: Vegemite is contraband in Russia. (Varying levels of truth)

I'll agree with you for Marmite, but "world wide" is a bit of a stretch for Vegemite, how about 'countries outside Australia'.

What are you all talking about Vegemite tastes awesome

(And yes I'm Aussie )

:raritydespair: SPIKEY I need you !
:moustache: Wasup Rares?
:raritycry: Get this rancid stuff out of my mouth !
:moustache: Sure thing,
:raritystarry: sllllllleerrrrrrrrp!:heart::heart: Shliiiiiiiiipppppp:heart::moustache:

:raritywink: My hero!:moustache:

:twilightoops:Spike !

Vegemite, Was it that bad? I liked it on toast.

5614217 I know Vegemite tastes awesome, but the unenlightened cannot withstand it's almighty power and awesomeness.

Unless you're baddass, like Fluttershy, Fluttershy is baddass.

5616825 This stuff what you called Vegamite for Australia ,is called Marmite in the UK! (BLEH!)

I wish to try this.
It sounds amazing.
EDIT: I can't get over the fact it broke the Pink One...

5616825 Oh man, I just read it again and its still as funny as it was back then, now all I want to do is bring Vegemite overseas so I can tell them how great it is.

on second thought I might not, I could have an angry mob after me.

Fuck im proud to be an aussie , STRAYA CUNT

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