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Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.


You know, there are nights in which you will get eight full hours of restful sleep, and there are nights in which your night's rest will be interrupted by a sentient blue unicorn that's named after a toothpaste company.
What kind of night do you think this story is about?

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Not bad. Wish it were longer, though.

"Suddenly Colgate is in your bathroom. What do you do?"


Incorrect, the only option is >rape

I’m pretty sure you’ve had one of those moments before. One of those moments in which you have not the slightest idea what is going on, and the only thing on your mind is ‘What the hell just happened!?'

Tell me about it. One day I see my sister has a shit-ton of recordings of a pony show on our DVR, so I'm like "Might as well see what all the internet hate is about."
The next day, I wake up singing "Winter Wrap-Up".

Hey thanks! And yeah, I originally intended it to have several chapters but then decided against it since I honestly couldn't come up with enough content for another scene. Ah well, I'm glad I actually managed to finish something for once.

I'll be honest, those two actually gave me a good laugh :rainbowlaugh:

Yeah, I'm sure most people on this website had some kind of wtf-moment when they first joined the ride. I'm glad I'm not the only one :pinkiecrazy:

I liked,so here is some feedback:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:(:trollestia:)

I have no idea what just happened XD

Dose moments yo.

Very intriguing, I must admit.

What do?

Do you wanna know why we do the do?


oh hai, thought I would just use your toilet. And your sink. And your cupboards. Did you know Doritoz go great with humus?

....Oh, you were saving those? Sorry! I have ot go now. Bai.

like wut.

I would have said I have HIV and watch the reaction.

I mean...

What a wonderful story you've written! :yay:

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