- Member Since 13th Feb, 2014
- offline last seen Jun 12th, 2023
Yoni
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick
Yoni
Joined 13th Feb, 2014 ·
Offline
Also LikedSimilarAuthor
- Slam-Manian · 7.2k words · 708 31 · 33k views
- Distorted Flare · 5.2k words · 767 66 · 32k views
- Distorted Flare · 5.2k words · 1,200 88 · 58k views
- Orion Light · 15k words · 583 51 · 30k views
- Papa Bear · 7.6k words · 285 26 · 5.3k views
- Art de Triomphe · 4.5k words · 730 46 · 21k views
- Glitter Grenade · 2.2k words · 370 10 · 13k views
- Holy · 3.2k words · 579 58 · 20k views
Featured In21
Clopfics11,535 stories ·15,806 members
- Celestia & Luna4,433 stories ·2,701 members
Human in Equestria16,966 stories ·16,805 members
- Second Person Stories1,560 stories ·1,825 members
The Writers' Group56,342 stories ·9,285 members
One-Shots18,888 stories ·2,368 members
- Struggling Authors25,148 stories ·3,670 members
Celestia Is The Best Pony2,577 stories ·2,887 members
Stats
Page generated in 0.248 seconds
Total duration
993 users online
46,848 hits today, 2,314,256 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
This story was sexy and hilarious.
>Anon lands in Equestria
>Destroys priceless items belong to Celestia
>Forced to pay it back by working as bodyguard for said Princess
>Resents her for it
>Time goes by, Anon gets more resentful
>Anon finally hangs himself
>The End
now we need another chapter from Luna's perspective
5909265 I'll think about it
She lucky, because human's stamina is great than 3 H.
Hmmm... George.
All right.
Nice :P
The plot isn't logical in my opinion. I don't know about you, but if I were anon I would have a lot of hatred towards Celestia. I'm being kept away from my friends and family. That alone would tear me apart from the inside. It would only make me even bitter and more resentful towards Celestia as time goes on.
As in, "Touch me and I'll shove this spear up your ass" kind of bitterness along with me being a boiling tub of anger that's overflowing. The Changelings would suffocate from the amount of hatred, anger, and other negative emotions in the air.
Could use a sequel, there's lots left to explore here.
I don't have much to say for the content, but the pun in the chapter title made me laugh, so thumbs up for that.
I liked the first bit whenever Anon was rude and all the funny stuff.
Plus, he was sick. Someone with a fever woudnt really have the energy.. or be in the mood for sex. It sucks and not in the fun way. And then the clop just sort of happened.
So.. it was "meh".
Is he gonna go back now? So hard to choose...
So, is Knightly going to rename the 'feature box' to 'hall of shame' anytime soon?
I only had one question, he has no magic, and he is smaller than others…and yet he pass the training time in record time? does that mean he can defect magic or is inmune to it?
Also…can I ask how much time he need to work to pay for the things he break? he say he need to work it out, but you never tell for how long, and a body guard job is really well pay so I imagine a year could fit the bill no problem.
Oh! maybe that could be the sequel, he pays Blue Blood is sick of him so he either pay his bill or wait for his bill is pay then ask for the most powerful unicorns maybe Twilight witch she will be more than happy if she meet him before, they send him back and BOOM Celestia will be PISS
5913791 This is just something I whipped out of mind with no real thought behind it. It is, after all, a clop fic, so I really can't answer your questions because, well, I simply don't know
5913857
Its ok it was good though, minus the ending that was a bit sour for my taste, thanks
More anthro on human! Great! Because you can't get enough self insertion!
I'm proof right? Fucking highway to success you're on.
5913857
MOAR!!!!!!!
I mean, meh, I've seen better, it kinda went well; it kinda failed.., but it's always nice to have new human-on-royalty content, so thumbs up. Do not fail us again.
5914193
Yeah, yeah, We all know it's mediocre-written, self-insert on anthro royalty smut.
I kinda like mediocre-written, self-insert on anthro royalty smut.
Why must you give a shit? Why not take your shits to give somewhere else? I'm pretty sure they're needed elsewhere-
Like Earthquakes in Nepal-
And the anniversary of 04/27/2011 tornado outbreak today (Which destroyed homes minutes from mine.)
And Hillary Clinton thinking that the State Department's above the law and using her personal e-mail to keep secrets from everyone except the NSA despite every other poor sod businessman in an office having to answer to the government about finances and paperwork and mutually contradictory regulations while she's getting off scot-free while she should be in a cell with Bernie Madoff?
And the freaking idiots who hate on certain genres of fictions and comment on them and possibly read them when there's no point if you don't like it. Seriously, I see a fic that warns me of scat or watersports, you know what I do? I don't read it and don't comment on it! YOWZA! ain't never thought of that, before, have you?
There's a lot to give a shit about. This isn't something to give a shit about.
The language was a little juvenile at times, and there are certainly no shortage of writing errors.
Meh, it does what it set out to do. Could've been better, could've been worse.
I couldn't stop giggling while reading because of this line, although it did make me wonder as to HOW he managed to do that
5913857
The idea isn't the only thing you whipped out.
...I'll see myself out. Y'know, before the angry mob gets here.
i.imgur.com/emrMaWv.png?1
5908840 I'd read that.
5912279 No, just no.
5915539 You know you can dislike something and still read it, right?
Like, say if you thought it'd be good, you hoped it would be good, you wanted to give it a shot!
But then it just ended up being a steaming pile of shite?
5915539 yet here you are, investing your time in complaining about people complaining about horse words.
well, that escalated quickly.
5913857
Would you please make at least one more chapter? (Personally, I'd like to see more than just one, but I also know that's not something realistic to ask)
*Anon on Anthro Royalty*
Why must you use my weakness?
also,
5908840
Another anon on Celestia story.... but this one has anthro and the anon is a complete jerk so it's something different. I think it was good. 8/10
is there a sequel ide read it
stayclassy
these made me lol
5910990 Never underestimate a mans willingness for sex. Sick or not a dude will at the very least always attempt to have sex when it is offered. Unless very very ill. A slight fever is not going to stop him from doing the nasty.
6204341 Are you kidding me! Even on my deathbed I would have sex! Nothing stops a man from having sex. Nothing
Funny, hot as hell, and Celestia's talk with Luna was adorable. Overall 8/10
"I took a piss in one of your mini fountains."
http://memecrunch.com/meme/119OY/k-den/image.png?w=400&c=1
"I fucking hate you..."
-Anon
I literally choked myself from laughing so much on this part. (Okay that sounded kinda gay) I stubbed my toe on the bottom of my desk when I kicked it when I was laughing a lot.
Also, "I took a piss in your fountain yesterday."
I died.
6248446
5919418
6447642 you really love that video, don't you
6447651 Ha Ha. I was bored. For shits 'n' giggles right? Wasn't long since I first saw it so I knew it would make a great forum vid.
Nice story btw, deserves a like!
6447723 Thanks, never saw myself writing shameless smut fics. And to think I'm working on one right now
6447728 OOOOOO. Can u PM me a sneak peek of the characters that it involves please senpai? :3
If its a human x pony either romance or sex, I'm looking forward to it! Always up for human x pony! Ill make sure to watch you when you pull out some more human stories, Because this one was quite nice
PS: I don't want to sound like a selfish dick for wanting to know who's in the next story, but please, forgive my excitement, I'm just looking forward to a new story!
6447985 I don't mind telling you right here and now. It involves Ms. Cheerilee and a human and it will be romance and clop. I do it as a commission for Pusspuss in exchange for a cover art for another story I'm planning but I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy writing it thus far
6448157 Puss Puss Eh? sweet. I'm looking forward to it!
. One of them is 1700 likes! Holy shit! 
Not read many human x cherilee, so this could turn out to be a great story. U really are good at writing smut stories as all of your other smut stores are really highly ranked
Is it sad to say I want to know what happens next?
I liked the sex, but I'm not entirely thrilled on their characterization. It's like what Luna pointed out how Celestia was acting like an embarrassed teenager, especially one of those stereotypical ones that fall for badboys, with Anon being the case here.
Don't care how much she respected his blunt honesty, the guy acted like a spoiled child throughout the majority of this fic and gave NO shit to others' feelings. The moment when his sex experience with girls back on Earth was explained just showed how much of a dick he really is.
Still leaving a like because the sex pretty much saved this one, but the characters are my biggest complaint.
this is awesome
Great clop lmao.