Behold this mess that proves I might be slipping into insanity, dood. Gosh darn FF14 and lack of writing, dood.

Well then...

Discord: I'M HELPING!!1!1!!

Everyone else: STOP HELPING!

...Wait, how does Celestia know what Twilight's dick feels like?

*raised eyebrow* So, what, she's already taken a look (or ride) then, is that it?

...I want to see that now. Dammit, Fusion. Why u do tis to me?

6255882 Maybe you need ta do a story where twi is a FF character an she bucks a fine filly dressed as your favorite fully from FF bucking. Like Roleplay! Then you'd get ta best of both worlds.

6256109 Princess initiation, Twilight needs to know what it's like to be a stallion, dood. Idunno.

6256109 I tried to do something like that where Twilight was gonna have sex with characters from WoW (not the canon characters, random Avatars, dood) It didn't pan out because Xover romance or even Sex rarely appeals to me, dood. As much as I want Sylvanas Windrunner forcing Ruby Rose to fuck her hard into a coffee table while Lightning has the biggest 'WTF' face when she walks in to her own home.

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Princess initiation, Twilight needs to know what it's like to be a stallion, dood. Idunno.

Sounds legit enough to me.

I’m so mad that I can’t even make a simile anymore

Oh Applejack...

This one was funny. It brought a much needed grin to my face, dood.

That last line though...