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PegasusMesa


Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

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Co-authored with the extremely humorous Midnight Blaze!

The Changeling Horde—perhaps the greatest known threat to Equestrian security. One of the most terrifying things about a changeling is that it could be anyone, anywhere. The recent invasion of Canterlot just proves that every changeling, no matter the circumstance, should be feared.

Or at least they would be, if they weren’t also the laziest little exoskeletal bastards on the face of the planet. When given a chance to earn a lot without working hard, however, a changeling can show a surprising amount of initiative.

Now two lowly changeling workers from the bottom of the hive find themselves presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. They mean to see it through, and neither jealous superiors nor Equestrian agents have even a chance of stopping them.

Thanks to Magello for the rad cover art, and to King of Beggars and Magello for being patient pre-readers.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 41 )

This story is mega-rad. I'm super honored I got to have input on it. Everyone shut up and read it. No but yo, shut up and read it.

Literally the best fic ever. Don't kill yourself.

The dude-bro...it buuurrrnnnssss.:raritycry:

“So, like, she climbs up on the cart and we’re all, ‘Here’s a bag of science we found for you, your honor!’ and she just, like, goes in there, dude?”

Yeah that's a pretty bad plan. Now, if they had a bag of books, on the other hand... :trollestia:

Heh.....

I am amused. :moustache:

Equestrian Fauna

What is this? I mean changelings seem to be people.

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Fauna can refer to all animal life in a particular area. For some reason it's given the connotation of only including plants, but other living things are part of it, too.

Lol! I wrote a story with near the exact same title:rainbowlaugh::derpytongue2:

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Aw, and here I was so proud at coming up with it, too.

Stupidity gives things to life that is good!

Chitinous assholes.

*Snicker*

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OH MY HIGHER POWER!

CHANGELINGS ARE MEXICANS!








Like not to be racist or anything, but I have several good friends who are mexican and they are crazy smart.

But Changelings.
Illegal immigrants.
Takes pony's identities.
Stereotypical laziness.
Crazy low wage workers.(Jelly is the currency? It could be a term, but...)
Stereotypical stupidity.

IT ALL ADDS UP!

That last part is slightly insulting to me due to the fact that I go to a school made for people with learning disabilities, but half or... fuck it.

ALL OF THEM don't give a damn and would probably drop a flaming brick on somebody(pony) who pisses them off.

What I'm trying to lead to is that we would drop a flaming brick on the changelings for activating the fucking ironic statement of They're stupid, but we got to be nice, even though we're stupid."

I JUST ACTIVATED IT!

HELP ME!

Or not.

I kind of lost track where I was going with this now.

Please update!

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Haha, glad you enjoyed it! Blaze and I plan on updating every Friday, so keep your eyes open a week from now.

Anyone who down votes this clearly hates fun, puppies, sex and bacon as well.

Oh Drax, oh Slisk. You complete me~

“Problems?” Drax’s eyebrows drew together in confusion. “What, like, they have Asparagus Syndrome or they’re artistic or something?”

Beautiful.

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thats it, i am not reading anymore of this.

I think of Bill and Ted whenever those two speak. Most excellent story brah!

Oy, whatta bunch a maroons :facehoof:

Bruh, like, this story is totes amazing bro.

Get two birds stoned at once.

I guess that saying works too.

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I'm glad you enjoyed it! It was a blast to write, so hearing that people like to read it is particularly heartening.

And Slisk and Drax saved the day for everyone in Poniville.

ITS OFFICIAL! CHANGELINGS ARE MEXICANS!

He paused to consider a picture of Twilight’s doppelganger squeezing one of the real princess’s toothpaste tubes from the middle, her muzzle twisted in a manic, malicious cackle.

:twilightoops:

:rainbowlaugh:

Just want you to know I wasn't feeling this story to start, but that line right there? Just got this story an upgrade to the Favorites shelf.

:rainbowlaugh: these guys are total idiots. also i approve of shoving chrysalis in a bag of broken glass.

So ridiculous. The hilarity is astonishing.

:facehoof:

Chitinous assholes, heh.

Good to see that Chryssie's aiming high with her revenge.

“Your mom’s got lots of ins and outs, doggie!” Slisk said with a cackle.

“Brah, we’ve got the same mom.”

:rainbowlaugh:

Of these are the brain trust Chryssie has to deal with day to day, no wonder she's always so angry.

:facehoof: i hope the glass didn't hurt Chryssie.

I weaned myself to death. More please.:facehoof:

Sweet Drax and Hella Slisk?

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