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The Dazzlings have bounced back! The only thing that stands between them and total world domination is you, a gung-ho brony with a cool jacket, and Anon, a mysterious man with a well-pressed suit.
That and friendship lasers, if you wanna get technical.
Contains: Second Person, Anon, Present Tense, Equestria Girls, Parodied Song Lyrics, and a complete lack of respect for any of the above.
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I've been hankering for at least a year for a "brony tries to go to Equestria but ends up in EqG World instead" story! This had everything a fan of HiE or Anon stories could hope for! Cross-product tie ins between MLP and Easy Bake Oven by their corporate overlord! Anon at his whiniest and greenest! Pinkie Pie in a mustache!
Peopleberg! PEOPLEBERG!
And then a rap battle with the daughters of Hydia and the crew of MC Tireked (who have already brought shame upon their mother through autotune)
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Two final thoughts: I will totally remember the Siren Code of Honor for the future, including the fact that you can obviously break it when you're losing. And, well, I made a joke earlier about dying from rabies, you knew I was kidding right? This isn't like a farewell gift because you think I'm dying, right?
MC Tireked. Nuff said
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And the batteries still aren't included, dangit!
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I would say that that singular quote sums up the entire story.
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It's an astonishingly rare genre, considering the ridiculous potential it has! And potential to be ridiculous. I'm happy to have fed that addiction.
Easy Bake: Making physics delicious.
I call 'em how I sees 'em.
Facial hair cleanliness is next to godliness, i'm told.
Because who in their right minds would name a town Humansville?
Thank yew, thank yew. Yer too kind. No, no, seriously. Too kind. Stop the applause. Hold all hand clapping! Cease your adoration! Halt all homage!
I'm only a man! Only a man!
In seriousness, I'm glad you seem to have enjoyed it as much as I did. I've been working on this for a couple months, half of which was correcting tense mistakes. It's been about a year since I made an actual tense mistake that couldn't be explained away by a typo.
The Dazzlings were just begging for a rap battle. I was there to give it to them!
Be careful. All stories portraying sirens are not created equally fanonical. This is most certainly not in continuity with the Heart's Promise series. Don't expect a sense of honor, shaky or otherwise, to be held by anyone who bears the sigil of a siren.
Oh. Er, well, uh...
Happy early/late/right on time birthday! Because I sure wasn't writing this while wearing sackloth and throwing dust over my head with the hired mourners. Nosireebob.
No wait, that's a bad choice of emotes. Um... um... There.
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It's now my headcanon that Canterlot high is somewhere in Missouri.
You were called to call them out!
Soooo... I don't think I've heard the phrase "Sigil of a Siren" before. You're just exploding with goodies like an overstuffed Hearth's Warming Eve Stocking! Since you're feeling so generous and loose lipped on Siren mythology today, tell me: Is it true that Sirens can be stopped in their tracks by singing the Battle Chant of their most ancient and feared foes, a war hymn known today only as "Shoo Be Doo?"
That's a relief! By the Way, if you haven't already read it, you should check out Justice4243's Cafeteria Control, it has a really similar taste in slightly goofy, slightly snarky humor, and also features hilariously dumb sirens. When I read this, I wondered if it provided some inspiration for this, but if it didn't you should definitely check it out as a fun read!
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Before discovering the existence of Humansville, I thought it an Ohio county, myself. For no particular reason, but that's the way most headcanon goes.
Mm'nope.
"Shoo Be Doo" is really just a musical spell that acts a bit like an SOS that goes out on all frequencies. Calls nearby aid. Sirens are just as likely to use it as anypony else. The trick, of course, is singing the proper notes and lyrics.
I read that back when it was just a one-shot. Almost done, now, since it had me giggling like a madman. It didn't inspire this story, but I use "Trixie doesn't know what Trixie's feelings are doing right now!" in daily conversation.
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Sure, but if you were the cause of that cry for help, like the ancient Sirens? I'm sure there are many bitter memories of sirens being trapped in a magic bubble or within a giant clam.
Ohio is just generic America. 'Merica with apples, as Applejack would say.
Foster's Home reference, nice one
I feel like it should've ended like how muscles glasses would have done it!
*Slowclaps* Bravo.
Loved it
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Generica?
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There need to be more Foster's Home and My Little Pony crossovers.
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Muscle Glasses' didn't even rhyme. How can you win a rap battle without mad rhymes?
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And bravo to you for not only making it to the Equestria Girls universe, but also defeating the Dazzlings in a decisive rap battle! You deserve a lot of credit for that victory...
And for putting up with Anon.
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Awesome! Thanks for letting me know! I'll have you know, I liked it quite a bit myself.
5671902 Apparently, if your badass enough, you don't need words.
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Ah! I must concede your point. True powerhouses know when to speak and when to say nothing.
It just makes it funnier if they respond verbally.
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This whole thing was just stupid... and I enjoyed every minute of it!
Peoplesburg. Fucking Peoplesburg.
Did you make a "princess bride" reference when you said to the pain?
I know the stories been done for awhile but I have to know.
You know, you should have written a story about two aliens in the land of Equestria. The first one always gets into trouble. Second, the voice of reason. Both duos blew the boredom out of Ponyville before the first season even started.