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“Ah, there we go.” He turned back to the window and smiled to himself as he peeked inside. “Front row seats to the best show in Equestria! Hot dog, being the captain rocks!”

um....Hot dog...when i hear that name..i need eat something.

Shining Armor right now:

F.A

Let me just get my tissues and oil lubricant before I read this.

Bob wrote Princest?! :pinkiegasp:

...

*adds to RL for later*

Oh sweet jesus what has been unleashed?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Healing sex after a fight like that makes me not question the world. Thanks, spongy!
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I can always count on John to make an appearance. :trollestia:

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John, you're the only one who understands me. :pinkiesmile:

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And also you cause ur kewl.

I'm the sexiest human being alive?
... ... ... didn't even notice.

Who made the cover art?

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scorpdk my good fellow.
Also, hey, another Bob! Hi other Bob!

This is humanized? :fluttercry:

5581396 Thank you. And hello to you, Bob! How is the Bobbing today?

It's kinda ironic that celestia is so pale when she is the embodiment of the sun and Luna is so dark comparatively. You'd figure Luna would be full neck beard status white and Celestia would be tan as a nudist who lives on the med

Luna using 'thee' and 'thou?' Feels good, man.

Oh, Rainbowbob and Flangan fic? Two of some my favourites. This can only be good, so I'm gonna be expecting something awesome. :trixieshiftright:

Luna be like:

that there are several within our service that I find most pleasing to look at, especially the bald one with a most glorious beard.

What Flanagan actually looks like:
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Busted cyka.

I've noticed that a boxing fetish has really taken off in the MLP fandom. I first noticed it on Derpibooru, and it spread from there.

5582346 At least it isn't that period fetish.... eh.

5582362 Ech, I know what you speak of, but I didn't know that was a "thing" in the clopper community.

They should televise this, the boxing part I mean, then maybe the nobles would be more accomidating. Also, I was kind of hoping Twilight would walk in on them at the end, that would have been priceless.

The only thing better than Princest is Princest written by RainbowBob.

Goddamn. I'm normally not into Princest, but this was awesome, Bob. Silly, sexy, and well-written. Into my bookshelves you go!

Celestia in canon: Loving mother.
Celestia in fanon: Tyrannical witch that loves to see her close ones suffer and constantly break rules.

5582369 Neither did I, and I wish I still didn't.

but her body refused,gulping

forgot the space there.

“I…”

fight!”

For dialogue that has a space in it but keeping the same speaker, you don't keep the quotation make at the but do start the next bit with a quotation mark. As such:

"I...

"Fight!"

I do really like that you gave Luna water powers and Celestia fire powers, it really fits the whole sun and moon thing.

We all clicked on this story, because of that picture.

*kicks feet up on desk, leans back in chair, looks to RainbowBob*
Noice.
*thumbs up*

so...celestia is a boxer when luna is a kick boxer

“I take it ‘no touchy of the faces’ then?” Celestia grinned a smile full of stunning white and perfectly straight teeth. “My face is my selling look, after all.”

“Only in your dreams sister, I should know,” Luna shot back

I love the witty banter. So clever. ^^

“If you can’t keep up, sister, then this fight will be rather pointless and over with soon, won’t it?” Celestia said.

“Me keep up?” Luna repeated, shaking her fist before going back into her usual stance. “I am here everyday, you only come in when the bakery is closed!”

Hah

Wait, so the Princess of the sun has no tan and the princess of the moon has a ludicrously dark one despite being nocturnal? Where did she get the tan?

Actually, come to think of it, one would absorb a lot of UV rays on a celestial body with no atmosphere and month long days, and not so many in court all day...

Am I overthinking this?

5583595 I think it has to do with how dark their fur is as ponies. I always envisioned a human Luna with a decent natural tannish skin

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So they're voyeurs.

Okay.

Uhh...

How do I respond to that?

5582894 Damn straight thats why

THIS KICKED ASS. THIS GOING TO GNX'S GARAGE OF GREATNESS

Hot. Very hot.
One line that bugged me, though, was when Luna "put her arm around Celestia's shoulders and patted her on the back." Maybe i'm just tired, but I don't see how that works? Like, was it one after the other, or at the same time? Is Luna a Shokan?

I definitely enjoyed it nonetheless. I'll be thumbing up and favoriting.

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Goddamn. I'm normally not into Princest

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10/10 Will fap to again.

(I would pay you to write more like this.)

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:rainbowlaugh: I'm not! I'd rather see either of them with Twilight or Discord, but hey, it works. :trollestia:

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see either of them with Twilight or Discord

Both of those options make me bleh. :pinkiesick:
I prefer Celestia and Luna X Guards, Each Other or Big Mac. Essentially the "big ponies" :heart:

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Please, I am but a humble wizard capable of awe-inspiring magic and wonder, nothing special at all. :moustache:

(But yes, you and Bob did a good job with the wit.)

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Guards and Big Mac can be fun too. :rainbowwild:

I read the description and then asked myself... how does two skinny sister beating each other bloody in a boxing ring lead to a sex tag? Then I remembered rule 34

5581291 It has been psychologically proven that when watching two hot girls fight and then make out is a logical arousing situation for men. And women. But mostly men. Especially if said man is allowed to join. And women are voyeurs. Or was it something else?

Hey Bob! Please update 'The Janitor' by the way!

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