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Dark Avenger

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)


The golden rule of gambling: "quit while you're ahead."

Princess Twilight Sparkle did not heed this advice. After losing a bet, she is about to learn of the consequences the hard way, and Princess Cadence intends to enjoy every second of it.

Will Princess Celestia survive this incident? And why the hell is Princess Luna always missing at times like these?

(Further chapters are completely unrelated...)

(Original sketch of the cover art by marking. Inking and coloring by yours truly...)

("Celestia picnic" image stolen from here: link)

Chapters (4)
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Comments ( 20 )

Nooooo! Don't eat that collection!


That rap thoh! XD

Lol, nice, funny and short. Upvote from me! :D

I look forward to a possible sequel of Twilight having a breakdown and begging or forgiveness. I could settle for Cadence losing a bet and having to do something silly like that to Celestia or Luna.

Well, that was certainly a thing that happened.


Monty Python references, classic.



Glad you enjoyed the story. Also, thanks for the follow. :duck:

Also also: This isn't over yet... :pinkiecrazy:

"H-how... how could I miss it? He piled dirt on himself... and didn't make an air hole!"

Literally 10/10

Rainbow Dash is best terrorist.

well written , a bad taste in humor.......

Only thing I could think of while reading this:
Commence writing the sequel! :pinkiecrazy:

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