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LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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So...is anything going to come of "Don't get pregnant"?

Well, I get that Twilight didn't know much about sex, but still, she should have thought about the fact that she could get pregnant. Silly Twilight.

5983599 Probably not, unless I write an omake epilogue...

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That's the sort of thing I meant.

I don't give a damn that Flash was in this, cos this was awesome! :pinkiehappy:

Oui...you just had to go and Flash in it, didn't you? :facehoof:

Image source for those who are interested, no more mature than this story: http://the-butcher-x.tumblr.com/post/57656438413/sweet-kiss

SFC
SFC #8 · May 16th, 2015 · · 33 ·

gay

Loved the story. Though I do think that the picture was a bit misleading since it was more Flashlight than SunsetSparkle.

"Shiny"

Soo...Is it official fanon now that Twilight has a crush on her brother too?

5984138 It's a proven fact that sometimes people call out the weirdest things during sex. It isn't necessarily Freudian, it's just...one of those things.

At one point, she let out a ragged whimper of "Shiny".

:rainbowderp:
You just earned yourself a like.

......... <faints to ground from loss of blood due to nosebleed.>

MrB

5984196 do I have to read Sunset Shimmer's Naked Marathon first before I read this?

Twi realizes that she will be entering estrus when she gets home. . .(reaction)

5984905 It...would help. It's not strictly necessary, but...this IS the third entry in a trilogy. :twilightsheepish:

Wait, is this Flash boning Twi- yep, nope. You tricked me, Moth. I thought we had something (nothing), and you do this to me. Seppuku is the only salvation for me now.

I came here for Sunlight, not Fleshlight. :|

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Technically it's TwiFlashShimmer.

Just as funny and just as good as the first two stories. Very Nice work.

Nicely done, and while I admit I skimmed a lot of the story on my first read, I'm pleased it's there and I saw a few fun character moments. The unexpected arrival of Flash was not what I signed on for, but I wound up liking it well enough in the end. All in all, I'm happy to have just gotten some quality EQG clop added to my day.

Sees sequel to fic. Sees no evidence given anywhere that the two are connected. Sees in comments that main character of prequel isn't a main part of it, especially despite her being in the title. Well sir, I must congratulate you, you have the most bullshit description and feature box bait story I think I have ever seen.

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Sees no evidence given anywhere that the two are connected.

You mean other than the repeated mentions of the previous story within the fic?

Sees in comments that main character of prequel isn't a main part of it,

Except that she is, very much so. The comments are just bitching about Flash Sentry being in it AT ALL, which is sadly normal for this fandom.

Well sir, I must congratulate you, you have the most bullshit description and feature box bait story I think I have ever seen.

"Bullshit description"?

Twilight Sparkle still doesn't understand a lot of things about the human world. Like swimsuits, and the fascination with breasts.

Even in Equestria, she's a virgin and doesn't really have much experience in sexual matters.

Sunset Shimmer takes it upon herself to give Twilight a crash course in intimacy...with the help of a mutual friend.

Guess what's addressed in this story? Twilight Sparkle not understanding the fascination with breasts, Twilight Sparkle having no experience with sex, and Sunset Shimmer and a mutual friend (Flash Sentry) having sex with her.

So...exactly what part of the description was bullshit? Because every single word of that description accurately describes the content of this story.

5985601 You are just delightful.

5984041 Thank you!

EDIT: Dammit, it's not full-body....

"Wow, that didn't take long," Sunset said.

"They don't call me Flash for nothing!" said Flash proudly. He blinked. "Wait... that's not a compliment, is it?"

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The correct word would be

F A B U L O U S

too much GAH's. Every time I read "GAH" it reminded me of Milton from kickin it. And it was annoying.
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Besides that nice story and good writing.

Critic opinion: ... ... ... I got nothin... (10 possibly pregnant panicking ponies/10)

Personal Opinion: DAAAAAAAYUM!!! I seriously wish this had more chapters! I haven't laughed at a lemon like that since- oh wait... I don't speak of that incident... lets just say it in involved an actual lemon, and a friend tripping on it (and landing wrong) Seriously though, I LOVE this story!

A hilarious trilogy overall, many laughs were had. Looking forward to the bonus stuff, whenever it arrives.

I require dat ass immediately!

P.S. Flash recharges FAST

Well I read this, because I loved the naked mile a lot, and I was curios to see what this would be like.

Honestly not my favorite of the trilogy, but it was still decent. I liked the beginning parts where Sunset was teasing Flash and Twilight, and the part with Discord was very interesting, though I wish it could have been explored a little more than you did. The end, well I guess when you read a mature fic about teaching someone about sex it's too be expected, so I don't really have anything bad to say about it. Overall it was an ok read, definitely don't feel like I wasted my time, like some fics I've read, so it definitely earns at the very least a like.

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And thus, Lord Tirek was born in the human world

Twilight shook her head. "How do you stand riding that noisy, scary thing?"

Some people find it fun. I'd rather stay away from those metal death traps.

"Nothing in particular. I just..." Sunset shrugged as she unlocked her front door. "Every time you've come to this world, it's been the whole big group of us, you know? I've...never really gotten to spend any time with you one-on-one. I thought it'd be nice, you know?"

True, there was the scene at night in Rainbow Rocks, but there was the threat of the Dazzlings looming over them.

"I didn't really feel comfortable asking," Sunset said as she opened the door and fumbled for the light switch. "I mean, I'm still getting used to the whole friendship thing, really...I usually just, you know, hang out with the group wherever. It's hard for me to ask my friends to spend time with me."

No worries I getcha.

They walked inside, and Twilight looked around. "Wow. You've got a really nice place." The furniture was all black leather and very tasteful, with dark red wood end tables and a black lacquered coffee table placed in front of the leather sofa, a comfortable-looking swivel rocker stationed at either end. A flatscreen TV hung on one wall, wires trailing down into various electronics on a set of shelves beneath it. Across the room from it was a tall set of shelves full of books, knick-knacks, and awards. A desk with an all-in-one computer stood next to this, with a simple office chair and wastebasket stationed nearby. At the rear of the living room, separated by a bar with a faux granite top, was a small, well-appointed, spotlessly clean kitchen. To the left of the kitchen, a hallway led further into the apartment.

Indeed.

Sunset giggled. "Yeah, toes are pretty much the weirdest thing about being human," she said. She grimaced. "Well, and periods."

So glad I'm not a girl.

"Not...exactly," Sunset said. "Human girls don't go into heat, it's more...cyclic. Kind of..." She trailed off, shook her head, then got up and walked over to her computer desk. After a few seconds, she motioned Twilight over. Twilight leaned down and read the webpage Sunset had opened on her computer. Her eyes widened. "Holy horseapples, that's...that's GROSS!" She stared at Sunset. "You...?"
"Yep."
Twilight stared at the screen again, then back at Sunset. "Every month?" she asked quietly.
"Yep."
Twilight looked at the page again, then back at Sunset. "Really?" she asked in a small voice.
Sunset sighed. "You get used to it." She shrugged. "It's the price of admission, I guess."
"And I thought breasts and toes were weird," Twilight muttered, shaking her head. "If that happened to me, I'd think I was dying."

MY SIDES!

Sunset laughed mirthlessly. "That's exactly what I thought the first time it happened to me," she said. She smirked. "Speaking of breasts, I wonder if Flash Sentry got a good look at yours."

Probably.

"There were a lot of people, and we were running most of the time."

Indeed.

"Oh," Twilight said. "Wait...she DID that? She had his...in her mouth...?"
"Yep."
Twilight blushed. "And everybody saw her do that?"
"Well, she did it in front of a huge crowd of people, so..."
Twilight buried her face in her hands. "Oh my gosh..." She shook her head.

Yep.

"Yeah," Sunset said. "I mean, I knew she liked him, but damn." She shrugged. "But like I said, everybody was acting crazy today."

Oh yeah.

Sunset let out a very horselike snort. "Yyyeah, I don't know what your Fluttershy is like? But this Fluttershy is the biggest troll in Canterlot. Her whole shy and quiet and scared thing is an act. Let your guard down around her and she'll own you."
"Seriously?"
Sunset shrugged. "She won the marathon, didn't she?"

HEADCANON ACCEPTED!

"Guys are obsessed with our tits," Sunset said. "You'd be surprised what a girl with big tits can get away with in this world."

She's not wrong.

Sunset ducked her gaze. "Yeah," she said. "Once I figured that out, I...took advantage of it, more than once. I never did anything I can't live down or get over, but...let's just say these are pretty much THE reason Snips and Snails did whatever I said." At Twilight's revolted look, she hastily added, "I never SHOWED them to them, or let them...gah, no!" She shuddered. "I just...you know...used my chest for emphasis." She shrugged. "Every girl does it at some point. Hell, Rarity's the expert on it."

Not surprised.

"Rarity seduces your dog?"

This made me laugh so hard.

Sunset shrugged. "Not really. I watched him for a while before I put the moves on him. He didn't seem the type that'd respond to that."
"Oh." Twilight sounded relieved.
"I never had sex with him either," Sunset added.
"That's...that's good to know," Twilight said. Her face burned crimson again.
Sunset eyed her with amusement. "Talking about sex really embarrasses you, doesn't it?"

Gee, ya think?

Again, Twilight shook her head. "Flash Sentry is...is my first crush," she said.

I see.

When Twilight returned, dressed similarly to Sunset, she found Sunset putting some of her mail in her desk drawer, while tossing most of it in the wastepaper basket. Sunset sighed. "I hate junk mail," she said.
"This world has it too?"

Sadly.

"Well, I wonder who that could be!" Sunset said brightly. She walked over to the door, unlocked it, and opened it. "Why, Flash! How nice to see you!"

You planned this.

"Flash! Hi! I wasn't expecting to see you tonight..."
"Huh? But..." He glanced at Sunset. "You called me, asked me to come over, said..."
"Come on in!" Sunset said hurriedly. "Oh look, you brought pizza! That's so thoughtful of you! Isn't it, Twilight?"

You did, you f*cking planned this.

Flash choked on his pizza, eyes wide. "Uhh...what marathon? Was there a marathon? I don't—"
Sunset laughed. "You still suck at that, you know," she said. "It's okay, really. Pretty much every guy in Canterlot is going to hell after today, so there's no point in pretending you didn't see everything."
Flash blushed furiously, pounding on his chest and coughing. "Uhh...yeah," he said. "Yeah, I saw." He glanced at Twilight, then ducked his head. "So..."
"Did you like," Twilight said in a sudden, breathless rush, "umm...what you saw?" she finished timidly, voice quavering.
"Uhh..." Flash's eyes flickered to her chest, then to Sunset's, then down to his plate. "Uhh..."
Sunset rolled her eyes, set down her plate, leaned forward out of her chair, and stuck her hand right in Flash's lap, giving him a squeeze. "Yep, he liked it," she said.

Not a straight guy in the world who wouldn't.

"Sunset, what did you just DO?" Twilight demanded.
"Oh, just checking," Sunset said with a catlike smirk.
"Is that why you called me over here?" Flash asked. "To embarrass me?"
"No, that's just one of the perks," Sunset said. "I actually did call you over for a reason, but I'll tell you after we eat. For now, just be happy you're getting to spend some time with Twilight."

Troll.

As Sunset reached for her second slice of pizza, she asked casually, "So, Flash...who has the best tits in Canterlot, in your opinion?"
"GAH!"
"Sunset, stop that!" Twilight said.

Aw, but it's hilarious!

Flash broke out in a nervous sweat. "Uhh..." He looked between the two girls and gulped loudly. "Geez, what...what is this..."
"You won't upset either of us," Sunset said. "I'm really just curious what you think after today. I mean, you saw pretty much everybody's." She tipped back her cup and drank deeply. "Well?"
Flash tugged at his shirt collar. "W-well..."
"And be honest," Sunset said.
"Erk." Flash picked at a slice of pepperoni on his pizza. "W-well...if I'm gonna be honest...Adagio Dazzle. I mean, she's not very nice and I totally wouldn't, y'know, even talk to her, but..." He ducked his head sheepishly. "She's...yeah."

Adagio?

"Hmm. Yeah, I can see that," Sunset said. "I mean, she's got pretty serious curves."

Fair enough.

"B-but that's not...I mean..." Flash stammered. Clearing his throat, he said, "Just because she looks like that, it...it doesn't mean she's got anything else going for her. And...and it's what a girl's like on the inside that really matters, you know?"

While that's sweet, they're ponies on the inside.

Twilight giggled at the weird, contorted face Flash made at that. "O-okay, maybe the outside is...kind of important?" Flash suggested hesitantly. At this, both Twilight and Sunset lost it, doubling over and laughing. Flash frowned. "Yeah, you just called me over here so you could mess with me," he grumbled sourly.
Sunset wiped tears of laughter away from her eyes. "N-no," she said. "I...I didn't, really," she said. "W-well...maybe a little. I can't help it, you and Twilight are both so much fun to tease!"

It is pretty funny.

Twilight groaned, burying her face in her hands. "You're as bad as Discord, I swear," she muttered.
Sunset paled. "Twilight! That's...that's a horrible thing to say!" Her eyes started to fill with tears. "Just because I...I wanted to tease a couple of friends...you'd compare me to that horrible monster?"

Ah yes, easy to forget that at Sunset's time, Discord was still imprisoned and was a monster. Literally and figuratively.

"Ack! That's not what I meant!" Twilight said defensively. "I mean...he pulls stuff just like this ever since we set him free and reformed him."
Sunset blinked. "Wait...Discord's free? Whose stupid idea was that?"
"Celestia's."
Sunset's jaw dropped. "Has she gone completely insane since I left Equestria?"

Possibly.

"God of chaos," Sunset said. "He plunged our world into darkness and tormented ponykind a long time ago. Our princesses turned him to stone."

Actually the darkness thing was Nightmare Moon.

"He broke free a couple years ago, tried to turn me and my friends against each other so there'd be nobody to stop him from taking over Equestria again," Twilight said. "We defeated him and sealed him away again, but Celestia decided to try to reform him. He's been free since about...I dunno, three or four weeks before I became a princess?" She shrugged. "He's actually been helpful a couple of times, in his own way...even though he's an annoying jerk."

And we find it hysterical.

Sunset shuddered. "THE Discord. Is free. I...I'm gonna have nightmares about that."

Guess she read a lot about the Lord of Chaos.

Twilight shrugged. "In all honesty, he's not remotely the worst thing we've had to deal with back home."

Yep, there's been Nightmare Moon, Sombra, Chrysalis, and even Tirek.

"Ah, so now we're getting to it," Flash said. "I know you're trying to change your ways and all now, Sunset, but..." He crossed his arms. "It's still pretty hard for me to trust you."

Considering what she did before, this isn't that surprising.

"Oh! Well..." Sunset got out of her chair and moved over to the couch, sitting on Twilight's other side. "I just found out that our cute little princess here is pure and innocent."
Twilight's face turned red. "Gah! Sunset!"
Flash shrugged. "This surprises you? I mean..." He blushed. "Twilight's just so...so wholesome, I thought it was obvious."

He's got a point.

"And she's so naïve about her own body," Sunset said. With a catlike smirk, she said, "You know, if she hadn't come through the portal wearing clothes, she'd probably have wandered around CHS naked? Nudity isn't exactly taboo where we come from."
Flash blushed furiously as he looked at Twilight.

Yeah, If MLP weren't a kids show, and if Equestria Girls was an M or Teen rated fic, that might have happened.

"And after today's...events...I had to teach her why exposing our breasts is such a big deal," Sunset continued. Even as she said this, she started to lightly, playfully fondle Twilight through her shirt. "Her reaction was so adorable!"
"GAH! HEY!" Twilight cried, swatting Sunset's hand away. "Bad touch! Bad touch!"
Flash's eyes widened. "Uhh..."

I think you broke him.

Sunset wrapped her arms around Twilight and grinned wickedly. "So I thought...maaaaaybe...Twilight might enjoy a practical lesson on human anatomy. Especially human sexual anatomy."
Flash's pupils shrank to pinpricks. All the blood in his face promptly went elsewhere.

I envy and pity him.

Twilight turned into a cute, violet-haired tomato. "GAH! What—!"

Is it wrong for me to say that I came here more for the comedy than the clop?

"I know it's a little different from what you're used to back home," Sunset said conversationally as she ran her hand along the length of Flash's dick.
"I'm not used to ANYTHING back home!" Twilight cried.

Precisely.

Sunset smiled as she watched them explore each other. She was so focused on Twilight's reaction that she failed to notice Flash's other arm sliding around her until she felt his hand slide under her shirt and up her back. Before she could register this, he'd taken hold of her right breast and was doing the same thing to her as he was to Twilight. She gasped. "H-hey!"
Twilight looked up, blinking. "Flash...?" she asked.
Sunset sighed and laughed. "Heh...what the hell," she said. "I guess...I set myself up for this..." She stripped her own shirt off, letting her considerably larger breasts bounce free. Twilight's blush intensified as she watched Flash knead Sunset's supple breast.

You did.

"O-okay, I may be...naïve...but..." Twilight gulped. "I'm pretty sure this isn't...normal..."

Eh, by clopfic standards, this is fairly tame.

"Wow, that didn't take long," Sunset said.

Ouch, low blow Sunny.

Sunset laughed. "Sex is messy, Twilight." She trailed off as Flash seized her lips in a kiss. "Mmm..."
When Flash drew back, he gave her a smoky look. "You know, back when we were together...I used to wonder if I'd ever get to do something like this with you."
Twilight frowned. Flash turned to her, leaned close, and kissed her as well.

Nice save.

"Oh, you're going to pay for that, Princess," Sunset growled playfully. She lunged across Flash, tackled Twilight, and kissed her passionately.

Oh my!

Flash stared at the two girls as they made out right on top of him. His eyes drifted down Sunset's bare back to her ass. Swallowing, he grabbed the waistband of her shorts and pulled them down, then did the same to her panties, revealing the supple, round, perfect treasure beneath. He seized a handful of Sunset's ass and kneaded it. She squirmed and wriggled in his lap as she broke her kiss with Twilight.
"Are you sure that's the ass you want to be playing with?" Sunset asked.
"Pretty sure," Flash said. "God, Sunset, your ass is amazing..."
"Well...yeah, you're right," Sunset said.

*cougcough*narcissist.*coughcough*

Twilight looked over Sunset's shoulder, saw Flash playing with her rear, and frowned. "You two...are still broken up...right?"
"Oh, definitely," Sunset said. "But..." She blushed. "Well...even though I invited Flash over to do this kind of thing to you, and...and this whole thing is getting out of hand..." She smiled. "I...actually don't mind..." She glanced back at Flash. "Just...don't forget who you're supposed to be crushing on now, got it?"

Tsundere...

"Because we're not getting back together," Sunset said flatly. "I wouldn't do that to Twilight. We're just...friends with benefits, okay?"

I'm not even sorry.:pinkiehappy:

"I don't have a problem with that," Flash said dreamily as he fondled Sunset's ass. She raised her rear into the air and thrust it back; she let out a ragged moan as Flash started stroking her pussy lips.

I doubt anyone would.

"Ah! No!" Sunset cried, eyes wide. "Pull out!" She lurched violently forward, then back; Twilight wrapped her arms around Sunset and held her tightly.
Flash pulled out just in time; Twilight watched as several spurts of semen burst forth from his dick, covering Sunset's back and butt. Flash sagged back, panting. Sunset flopped forward onto Twilight.

Nice quick thinking.

Twilight gasped, letting out a moan as Flash thrust into her again and again, nearly hilting himself. "Ahh....AHHH! Oh...nnngh...AHHH! Flaaaaaaash..."

Me thinks she likes that.

As Flash pounded harder and deeper into Twilight, Twilight's moans and cries grew more and more ragged. At one point, she let out a ragged whimper of "Shiny". Sunset raised an eyebrow at that, filing it away for later study.

Paging Dr Freud.

Sunset smiled and ruffled Twilight's hair. "Just...don't get pregnant, okay? I don't think either of our worlds is ready for that."
Twilight's pupils shrank to pinpricks. "Oh horseapples..."

What do you mean by that?

There will probably be a bonus chapter or two of Naked Marathon in the future, but it'll have to wait until I've taken care of some other things. The only PLANNED bonus chapter is Sonata's Topless Taco Trek.

Will that be a nous chapter here, on Naked Marathon or a separate fic?

Tell me if I am wrong, but were you inspired to write "Shiny" by the said incestual relations between Twilight and Shining Armour? :duck:


(Incestual is actually a word)

Now that this series is (mostly) complete, are you gonna get back to Hot for Sister?

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"God of chaos," Sunset said. "He plunged our world into darkness and tormented ponykind a long time ago. Our princesses turned him to stone."

Actually the darkness thing was Nightmare Moon.

Figurative darkness.

Is it wrong for me to say that I came here more for the comedy than the clop?

Not at all. :twilightsmile:

Will that be a nous chapter here, on Naked Marathon or a separate fic?

Naked Marathon.

Thanks for reading and commenting!

5987288 Eventually. Not in the immediate future.

Sunset raised an eyebrow. "Me and Twilight are both ponies on the inside."

Amazing. Nothing more to be said.

Flash's pupils shrank to pinpricks. All the blood in his face promptly went elsewhere.

Ahahahahahahaaaaaa
Good one :rainbowlaugh:

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Figurative darkness.

Fair enough.

Not at all. :twilightsmile:

Sweet, cause I didn't expect it to be a clop, I just came for a giggle.

Naked Marathon.

OK then, keeping that favorited and tracked so I can know when it's done.

Thanks for reading and commenting!

No problem.

At one point, she let out a ragged whimper of "Shiny". Sunset raised an eyebrow at that, filing it away for later study.

:rainbowhuh: Didn't catch that the first time I read this story. I'll just imagine that she was watching "Firefly," where "shiny" is slang for "good" or "cool." Only possible explanation. :twilightsheepish:

5989600 It's not explicit. There's no nudity.

5987325 No, but I'm sure I've seen a picture for pony inside.

This story was awesome.

Why is it that a good majority of the comments seem to have a TON of negative votes?

5989923 Given the cutoff point for most of the downvotes and where comments stop having any downvotes at all, I'd say it was a spate of downvote trolls. There's a hard limit on how many comments you can downvote in a certain period of time, so once the site stopped letting them downvote comments, they left to bother someone else.

EDIT: And I mean just for the ones that have one or two downvotes. For the ones with like, double digit downvotes, there are other reasons which are context-obvious...

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I now have james spaders voice going through my head, going "you are unbearably naive"

Am i a bad person?

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