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Mr Unsmiley


Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

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"Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking."

yes good

also Rainbow Dash is stifler from american pie somehow and this is now the correct fanon for adult RD fics

The Princess of Magic hid a smile behind her hand. "His username is S-loves-R. His password is also S-loves-R."

Rookie mistake, kid.

Rarity sighed, lifting a leg to unhook her heel and remove it. "I'm completely wasted right now. I just have practice faking sobriety."

You and me both, pony lady.

"Don't tell anyone," Rarity whispered loudly, "but this is going to be our new secret handshake. It's called the Kronos."
Spike blinked in confusion. "The...guy from the Olympian myth? Why?"
Rarity stared at him attentively. "Because it involves me swallowing your kids for the better part of the five minutes."

10/10 would rofl again

At his glance, Rarity grimaced. "My other shirts were in the wash, so I'll thank you not to judge me." She poured herself another drink from the bottle, inhaling the alcohol. She coughed at the burning sensation in her throat. "If you can't handle me at my worst," she coughed again, "then I can't really blame you, because neither can I."

you are perfect Mr Unsmiley. I could have paid twice the amount for this fic and it would have been worth it.

Commence read.

a thin dark mountain pen appeared.

Hm. A mountain pen? First I've heard of one.

Ha. Kronos.

5491951 Glad you enjoyed it so much! I felt the sex scene might have been lacking, so I tried to compensate with better humor.

5492008 Thanks for pointing that out, it was supposed to be "fountain pen".

Okay, I hate to rain on the parade here, but two things:

shots of champagne?

and

Being buzzed giving the hallucination of being covered in ants?

Lolwut
I'm sure the second one is for comedic purposes only, but I'm playing the devil's advocate today so I figured why not.

5492262 Don't remember anyone saying you can't take shots of champagne.
And a 'skin-crawling' sensation coming to a first time drinker doesn't strike me as odd, if I'm honest.

5492283

okay, I miss understood the skin crawling thing, but where do you take shots of champagne? I'm honestly curious. It could just be the area I grew up in, but champagne, wine, and the like are generally served in a fluted glass. Never a shot glass. In some of the more upscale places that would be quite the faux pas.

Edit:
I just reached the end of the story, and I laughed so hard I started choking. Good story, friend.

5492319 Glad you enjoyed it.

Champagne is the go-to drink where celebrations are concerned. I don't think many people would mind the variation.

Wow... Hawt! I hope there'll be more of this.

Anyway, one little nitpick. Twilight guessed, "Hair, boobs, legs, butt, and lips", and was wrong. Rarity guessed, "Hair, breasts, butt, legs, and lips" and was right. They both guessed the same things.

5499142 No, they didn't. The answers were similar, but legs was in a different place.

5499500 Hmm...You never mentioned that as a part of the rules, though.

5499795
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It's a "top five" list.
As in, the top five things you like, number one being your favorite?

5499799 Meh, oh well. So, are you, by chance, going to continue this? :pinkiehappy:

5499880 Not really. This was a commission. Unless someone orders a sequel or something like it, I don't have any intentions of continuing it.

ha that last part:rainbowlaugh:

Great story, but I'm a little disappointed by the lack of Spike cuddling Preggity from behind, or something explicitly leading to such, as the cover lead me to believe.

5612643 Preggity? i dont think rarity was pregnant in this story

5870192
Exactly. There wasn't one in the story. However, this is one on the story's cover art, which led to my confusion and comment.

5492262
No. That was cuz he said he was feeling "Ant-sy"

With otherworldly patience, he felt the older woman grip him by the base of his cock. "Don't tell anyone," Rarity whispered loudly, "but this is going to be our new secret handshake. It's called the Kronos."
Spike blinked in confusion. "The...guy from the Olympian myth? Why?"
Rarity stared at him attentively. "Because it involves me swallowing your kids for the better part of the next five minutes."

Whelp I've died of laughter.

I lost it at the Kronos thing. Word to the wise, don't read fics like this while drinking coffee. Not healthy for your nose.

8163723
His wit kro-knows no bounds :trollestia:

Finally those two years of Greek mythology classes paid off...kind of.

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