• Member Since 4th Jan, 2012
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Burritoburger


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Stargazer has had very many past experiences. Whether it be saving the world, meeting many strange ponies, and even death. Now, Stargazer has to face the biggest experience of all. Only then will he be able to continue his life without being attacked every passing day.

HELL YES. I needed a fresher start, so here we go. Constellations. The "sex" tab doesn't really apply to the story, except for one part basically "hinting" sex. With thanks to... a lot of people... for helping me make this sort of "story" even though it wasn't what I thought it would turn out. This is basically the sequel to Shoot for the Stars, and will continue until further notice.

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 45 )

Very...depressing

534360
Well, I'll explain that, after I post the next chapter, it won't be as depressing.

-NB- awww, bitch gonna cry.
-DS- ha, this should be good.

534676
Yo Nightburn!
I'm still Burritoburger, so...
*Slaps a sticker that says Mexico on her cheek, Puts on a sombrero*
LET'S GO TO MEXICO!

535569 dafuq did I just watch -growls and smacks you- THS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID JOKES AND PRANKS -slaps a sticker that says bitch on your flank-

538311
HEY MUFFIN!
*Muffin throws video at me, bounces off my head, I catch it*
LET'S WATCH SOME TV!

538325:ajbemused: you clever bastard -glaers at you- The black girl's me, you're the yellow guy. yeah bitch, power to agent tex

538325 strike that, you're the blue guy and the yellow guy

538400
Aww, that's so sweet!
Ooh, my turn!
Let's see...
uh... Nope! Nothin'!
Uh, also! Russia called!
They said they want their badass back!
Have fun in Russia, bitch!

538400
Oh, ah, AAAAHHHHHH!
RUN! IT'S SHIA LABEOUF!

539738 ha ha ha, we are so gonna kick your little ass

.....dafuq kind of crazy shit did I just read. Its not bad or anything, but, why is ther someone pretending to be stargazer. I must say this though, definantly can't wait to read the next chapter.

EDIT: First, eat it bitches

602584
Don't know why?
It was explained at the end of part one!
The finale?
With Stargazer?
And the storming of the castle?
Don't tell me you forgot that!

my memory is bad dude, i thought i told you that once before

603450 Oh well then, by the way, nice job dude

aww, poor queen. I hope Digit gets his memory back

hmmm.... i dont even know whats going on anymore but
im going to say yes jsut in case
any second now......
any minute nowww
yes
there, not that hard
and burrito?
WERAMIWHYAMINOTINTHESTOREHPLOXPUTZMEININEEDTONOTBELONELYORTHUNDERWILLKILLMEEE
and also
have a cake
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750811
Why thank you.
Next chapter.
It's a promise.

751895
your welcome
and good.... i dont like baking you into a cake anyway

okay, what the hell is going on. this pretty much has nothing to do with Shoot for the Stars.
Like, why is he in the Changeling's castle, why he has memory loss, why he actually trusts Chrysalis, and
"Giraffe piss and monkey waffle"? what the hell, this doesn't make sense!

754844
1. It completely has to do with Shoot for the Stars. It obviously takes place in their universe.
2. He is is The Cangeling Castle because he was forced to go there after being spotted by a changeling.
3. He has memory loss because of the radiation explosion like, seven years ago.
4. He trusts Chrysalis due to the fact that she trusts him, and she was his friend from childhood. (This is proven by his journal he found containing his past memories.)
5. you haven't noticed his completely wacky antics, have you?

I would suggest reading all the chapters first before jumping to conclusions.

755008 i have, but giraffe piss and monkey waffle, that's the same random stuff you put in your story

755016
Ahem.
The characters in this here story consist of a dimension traveling freak, a lightning charged tank, a scientist that usually causes pain and suffering completely on accident, a normal pony who was once on a killing spree due to a certain pink pony that happened to get resurrected by the first guy, a pegasus that can apparently shatter the rules of time, space, and physics, need I say more?
This story is full of random and stupid stuff, so I apparently don't need much of an explanation.

755038 GIRAFFE PISS AND MONKEY WAFFLE

758505
So, did I win our little "bet"?

happy? no, im not happy










but anyway, if you actually see this, and dont rage at me :trollestia: for trolling you, i wanted more depthness, i dont get the feel of Thunder actually proposing, he could and should have at least says something like
"D, you are my Darling, you are my Dashing, and you are my Damn beattiful mare, so will you make me the happiest pony in the multiverse and Grant me the pleasure of being married to you?"
and after that, they both invite everypony to a grand feast at Canterlot, and have the wedding THERE at canterlot, and start a new life, in a real house, in ponyville, and it is all payed for by me, who may or may not have "Found" some gold bars ERM i mean bits, somewhere that is a disclosed location

765181 thak you for that... interesting video. anyways, nce job with the magic show dude. digit rocks. Nightburn knows who to call for a birthday magician, htats for sure.

765181
Mmmmmhmmmmmm.
Let me stop you right there.
Because MEH

765181
Also, there are a lot of big parts planned for everyone, but for now, Digit's the one there.
Sorry, it seems a bit cheap, but what can I do, This story's going nowhere anyway. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Derpy_Hooves.png

826793
nowhere?
-epic glasses- baby, this story gun be BIG! ITS GONNA BE HERE FOR A MILLENIA! EVEN CELESTIA WILL REMEMBER THIS STORY! SO WRITE IT AS FAST AS YOU CAN !

828165
Yup. While my story on my other account is much better than this one.
But whatever.
Plus, you always complain you don't have enough screen time.

829966
while i admit that i complain, its because you really dont, also, this story, is great, fuck your other works just go with this!

833637
Excuse me, I appear to be the slightest offended at that statement.
While this story is good for some people, it was still my first written story ever, meaning it wasn't the best. I have written other works that I am highly proud of, and some works that I probably should not have written. On my other profile, Digit, I write crossover stories. I really like to write crossover stories, and the one that's going on right now is seriously my favorite story that I have written so far.
Plus, writer's block is a pain in the ass.

you must have REALLY bad writers block

1213756
Shut up.
I don't have writer's block.
For all we know, Constellations might get cancelled.

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