Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed

by Admiral Biscuit

Ms. Harshwhinny Finds Your Bed Unsuitable For Hosting The Equestria Games (nemryn)

Ms. Harshwhinny Finds Your Bed Unsuitable For Hosting The Equestria Games
nemryn

This time, there was only a note placed on the center of the bed.

“I must say, Mr. The Human, it has been quite some time since I had the displeasure of inspecting a venue that was so uniquely unsuited to the task of hosting the Equestria Games. The pillows aren't regulation weight, the springs need a tune-up, and the bed itself isn't large enough for any events other than the 5k Nap. The sanitation facilities are inadequate, and a single portal is not nearly enough to accommodate the expected number of ponies. Additionally, while it is not part of the formal inspection process, I find your taste in pornography questionable. A lesser mare might say she regretted denying your application, but the only thing I regret is participating in this farce.”

Comments

[FaelaArts]

Ha

[Pankrazius]

had to chuckle

[MrZJunior]

Best one yet.

[nioniosbbbb]

WUT!

[Crystal Moose]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Shows over, go home.

[WorldWalker128]

Well given that he never applied in the first place, she has no right to complain!

[Morphy]

Ooooh, burned by Harshwhinny!

[The Space Butterfly]

"I find your taste in pornography questionable."
Beautiful.

[Scarheart]

Truly, a story worthy of Hollywood.

Someone get Mr. Spielberg!

[MythrilMoth]

Okay, didn't see the Harshwhinny thing coming. That was priceless.

Minor nitpick: It's Ms. Harshwhinny, not Mrs.

[Lord Shaxx]

Bed: GODDAMNIT!

[kooarbiter]

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oh lord I hope not, if I found out that brad stole another waifu...

[nemryn]

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I blame my editor.

[tsaukpaetra]

Lol. Harshwhinny: "1/10 do not want!"

[pahnazd]

So this was her own iteration of "screw you guys, I'm going home"?

[Derpytakesovertheworld]

It's missing a WUT

[chrismonteith]

??????????????

[OrganizedChaos]

Nah, I'm so done widishit. I have no idea what is going on anymore. what is life... What is love And most importantly what is wrong with that bed.

[Velvet Dash]

I wish this was longer or more fleshed out. I want more writings from my Scarheart. :P
Scarheart is bestest writer. LOL.
No offense, Nemryn. <3

[VGI]

Uuuuh...

...porn?

[narcolepto]

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Yes, its been a running gag in the story. Did you already forget Twilight sitting on the bed reading Playboy in chapter one?

[EonCrystal]

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Note needs a signature.

"-Signed Ms. Harshwhinny"

[Okie Brony]

The pillows aren't regulation weight, the springs need a tune-up, and the bed itself isn't large enough for any events other than the 5k Nap.

The 5k Nap and competitive couch-sitting are the only events I'd have any chance of winning. 😴

On second thought, I bet I'd come in 2nd behind Dashy.

[Admiral Biscuit]

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This is legit one of my favorite chapters, 'cause AFAIK it's the only thing Nemryn ever wrote on FimFiction.

Plus the premise is great.