The Oscars are coming. Again, Leonardo DiCaprio has been nominated, but this time, can he win? He's been embarrassed so many times in front of the prestigious Oscar crowd. He couldn't bear to let his heroes down anymore. So he decided to use satanic rituals to summon the manifestation of honesty itself, Applejack, to tell him where he went wrong. Can Leo fix his ways in time for the Oscars?
FINALLY! As of February 28th, 2016, this story is officially AN OUTDATEDD JOKE!! YOU DID IT LEO!
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I always suspected that there was a reason Leonardo No-oscaro never did win himself one
Leo is muh husbando though so I love him anyway
Fic was pretty alright, except for:
broke my suspension of disbelief here
OMG
I read this because it was Leo. I also read stories where there's a Leo. i never regret it, 
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Can't go wrong with Leo. Unless you're the Academy when giving out Oscars. Then the world would end.
5443523 Lol yeah. I don't know what would happen if Johnny Depp won an Oscar though. Maybe just "The beautiful city of" LA would be destroyed instead of the whole world like in Leo's case.
5443725 keep your gross woman hands off my leo
i will cut you bitch
5443989 So if DiCaprio wins, the world will end; if Depp wins, L.A. will be wiped off the map...WHOO! YOU GO, JOHNNY!
5444067 You can keep this one. I want Leo Valdez!
5444194 okay cool
My eyes are leaking red fluid.
5444226 Sorry my story gave you hyphema. Here's what WebMD says you should do:
1. Get Medical Help Immediately
Call 911 or take the person to a hospital emergency room.
2. Protect the Eye
Cover the eye with a clean cloth.
Do not put pressure on the eyeball.
Avoid giving aspirin or ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin). They can make bleeding worse.
3. Follow Up
A health care provider will examine the eye and prescribe treatment based on what's causing the bleeding and how severe it is. The person may need to use eye drops or wear a patch.
Rarely, surgery is needed to relieve pressure in the eye.
What the shit?
5444530 Hehe. Thanks for the information. Pfft.
5512573 At least he didn't destroy the planet
Well... now I know why DiCaprio can't win an Oscar, it's a prophesy thing... That explains everything!
Seems like Dicaprio has been bugging Beyakamuzeyamukamakalonameistaranapupe demon a lot for him to say in disgust "Ugh. You again?" when he sees who summoned him. I wont be surprised if that demon files a restraining order against DiCaprio, but wait... he's probably dead with everyone else since the world came to an end.
But god damn! The pic!
WTF is that!!
When I saw Leonardo DiCaprio as a pony, with a cutie mark of himself... And with that serious face... I lost it. Freaky thing! I blame you for my aching sides, & also if my laptop shorts out because I spewed coke all over it through my nose. Oh it burn! OWOWOWOWOW...
I wonder what other stories you have....?