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Lesbian Adagio Dazzle
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Lesbian Adagio Dazzle
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i support you, my pet~
5444545
Really? Your pet name for me is "Pet"?
How original.
5445565 or i can call you lad.
Lesbian
Adagio
Dazzle
LAD.
5445575
I prefer something along the lines of "The Great and Powerful Dazzling Snow Knight Siren Empress Of Narnia, Equestria, Arendelle And Your Life"
5445600 My silly pet Laddie! You oughtta not bite more off from your mistress than you can chew, darling dear!
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5445614
Why should I?
You're nothing more than a fallen god, bickering in the ears of anyone passing by.
You have no power over me, wrench!
5445649 fallen? i am NOT fallen, Laddie. i am the only god in this universe to exist... and even then, i've earned my goddess status. i'm afraid you must be punished, Laddie my darling pet dear~
5445659
Nope.
*Goes into siren form, jumps out a window and flies away*
5445684 *easily catches you*
you cannot run... you are mine! MINE!
*turns you into a fluffy pony*
5445848
Get off me, fool!
*Bucks you in the face and gallops away*
5445877
My, my! I love a good chase!
*teleports behind you, jumps on you and tackles you. i bite your ears and wrap my two fore wings around your body as my two back wings caress your legs*
5445911
Oh, you wanna play dirty do you?
Well there's something you should know if you play with me...
*Rolls over and shift our positions so I'm on top, gazing down at you with half lidded rose eyes*
We follow my lead.
Next chapter's almost done. Just gotta edit it.
That awkward moment when you accidentally publish unfinished works.
5446067 *you live in such an illusion* *i fly into the air and slam you down, kicking you in between your hind legs*
5455199
I like it rough anyway.
5456098 oh, do you? how rough?
5456256
Until I'm half dead and suffering from PTSD
5456296 oh, with me you'll have aspd
5456342
Why don't you show me what you've got, Discord girl.
5456377
the name's Eris, my little siren pet *lassos your legs together and cracks my magic whip*
is a whip not exciting enough for you? do you prefer more?
5456495
*Breaks free of the lasso and reverts back into siren/human form*
lassos and Whips? What are you? An Applejack rip-off now?
Fem-Discord: Getting less original as the days roll by.
5456566 *frustrated sigh*
*i lick my lips, thinking of what fun i'll have with my new pet*
*i tackle you once again and warp us to a deep ocean trench overrun with jellyfish made of gumdrops and lava strings entwined with harmonious magic*
how's this? how about I deepfry you and serve you up to myself with a side of chopped jellyfish?
5456734
So you want to eat me? In the middle of a magical ocean?
Well at least it's original...
5457247 Magical? This is hell... and this magic is no more than an illusion of false security that you may or may not be burning in a pit of piping hot sulphur that pushes quicksliver down your throat as my pony dick penetrates your sweet, virgin ass m8
5457263
th8s gr8 m8 but Fem-Discord, didn't you know?
I'm pretty sure that we established that I don't have a vagina anymore after it got exploded. (Damn you.)
5457281 lol, i'll fix you right up, my pet
5457384
Not If I fix you first... >_>
5459735 too late
5459751
Screw you, Fem-Discord!
5459764 lol i am god to you
5459767
No, you're more like King Sombra; Pathetic, useless but had an awesome appearance.
5459774 you're Adagio Dazzle, the one movie villain who lost to guitars and lost her voice
5459813
True but at least I was actually developed and had more screen time than sombrero ever did.
5459826 At least Sombra sounds like Sombrero and not Asiago Cheese
5459813
Wait a second...
I just realized something,
Your avatar is Applejack and you read "Dealing with that troublesome cowgirl"
Coincidence? I think not!
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!1111
5459870 there are three dazzlings
three
three sides to a triangle
you all have eyes
eyes
eyes in triangles
loominutty cumfirmd
5459862
How did you even come to that conclusion?
Can you not read? Try breaking it down.
Ad-a-gio
5459887 the only thing i'm breaking is bad
and mercury fulminate
5459881
your eyes are green
da trigal has green eye
lumnaty comfimd m8
5459897
Hopefully you don't explode yourself, that would be shame if you did.
Not Really.
5459915 when i explode, i am reborn ever so stronger
5459938
Does that include when you orgasm?
5459954 no, when i orgasm, this happens
5459986
You turn Super Sand Lesbian?
5459998 well my clit has been on full swing since this battle started, so i guess i was bound to go super saiyan sooner or later. oh that's right, girls can't go super sand, because Japan is full of sexist bastards. no matter, i am my own shenron, and my dragonballs are ovaries. Dragon Ovar Ez.
5460015
Wait, What? Girls can't go super sand?
Well that explains why they're always guys
The last time I saw DBZ I was just a little sea horse.
Also why are you so damn horny of all a sudden, is it Fem-Discord mating season?
5460034 i am the last of my kind... lol, unless you wanna make cherubim siren hybrids with me?
5460045
I don't even know what that is and I'd rather not end up pregnant,
coz ew gros babies
5460057 don't worry, i'll be the pregnant one