Law, Order, and Life.

by Danthebronyman

Well, Policy is out the Window Now

Beep-boop-beep! "Um yes, Gentle, do you care to meet me for err, dinner tonight?" asked a nervous LawWing over his office phone.

"I think I know what you're up to, but I will. See you tonight!"

LawWing, had developed feelings for GentleLure. They had been friends for many months now. So, he thought he might have a chance. He was scared though. He never really took interest in mares. Nor has he even came close to having a mare friend. So, he decided to call open a website called "A Stallion's Guide to Wooing Mares!" When he clicked it, a music tune almost to "bow chica-wowo." He immediately left the website, cleared his web history, and rage quit. All he could do now is anticipate his fail at asking GentleLure to be his mare friend. He left work, and decided to get ready.

After a shower, hay-bar, and a crappy pep-talk, LawWing was more(or less)ready for his moment. He arrived at the restaurant 5 minutes prior to Gentle's arrival. She seemed a bit, "Tipsy." All he could think is that he is so boring, women have to drink to be with him. Well, no going back now!
Gentle sat down, practically showing her drunkenness. A girl who can hold her alcohol. LawWing liked that; In a non-kinky way of course.

"Jink Donalds much?" asked LawWing in a comedic manner.

"Girls night out..." she replied.

"So, ummm. I've been meaning to tell you something." he stated. "I kinda, well, like you..."

"Heh." commented Gentle in a weird-almost kinky way.

After that, a waiter came and took their drink orders. LawWing ordered a shardana, and Gentle ordered a small glass of rum... They just sat there, talking about certain things. All LawWing could notice is that here weird tone, and weird actions were getting more intense. He was even starting to become a bit uncomfortable. It was then, their drinks were delivered. The waiter then took their dinner orders. LawWing got the lobster bisque(being a stallion of fancy tastes.) And GentleLure ordered the prime rib. It was then, Gentle reacked her limit on weirdness.

"Want to come to my place after this?" she asked maniacally, smirk on her face.

"Sure!" he answered. Not knowing of these situations, didn't quite understand what she meant.

They then finished their meals and were given the bill. LawWing payed, obviously.

"Oh, would you like desert?" questioned the waiter?

"I have my desert right here!" she stated in a "interesting" tone, and winking at LawWing. LawWing, still being ignorant on this subject, just ignored it. This, would be his downfall. They walked their way to Gentle's three story home. LawWing still not knowing of what to come(no pun intended you pervs out there!) They walked upstairs to what seemed to be a decorated mahogany door. Gentle opened it to reveal a bed. LawWing just thought he would sleep in this(what he thought to be), guest room. But then, it hit him. The weird actions, the lack of any other bedrooms, the desert pun she made at the restaurant. It came to him like a brick to the face. It was then she kissed him, causing his eyes to narrow. Then, she yanked him in by his tie, and what happened next, even LawWing hadn't planned for.

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1 passion filled night later
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"Awww, what happened last night?" murmured a hung over GentleLure.

She then saw LawWing next to her, asleep. And the room smelled funny. It then clicked in her mind.

"OH BUCK!" she shouted. Waking up a confused, and embarrassed LawWing. "I am so so sorry for what happened! I was just, drunk..."

LawWing just sat there, cheeks red. Filled with stupidity.

"Erm... I don't really know how to respond so i chose to say, this is why i don't drink often..." he replied-expecting to be slapped.

He didn't get slapped at all. She just laughed. They decided to never speak of this again how ever, as they could be fired for this. The new couple just got dressed. They went to a early breakfast at the same cafe' LawWing ran away to on the day they met. Getting the same thing that he got on that fateful day. They had their breakfast and went to work. Hiding their dark secret. But something will happen soon, that LawWing can't fix. In Fact, this may just be his job's end.

Author's Note:

Just incase nobody has realized yet, these chapters are supposed to be short. Also, this is THE biggest life fail. LawWing got screwed over in this one, quite literally.

Comments

[Danthebronyman]

5427470 If i could spell, yes!

[Crystal Wishes]

What an intriguing concept! I've never considered a law / justice system in the MLP universe, but of course, a utopia is a hard ideal to maintain longterm. It am certainly hopeful that Law and Gentle will work out, as I'm an idealist, but I have a feeling in my gut that something is going to happen to the sweet mare. Law fits his role very well: serious about the job, serious about himself... until a dame walks in and turns things upside down for him! I certainly didn't expect what happened in the courtroom - and I enjoyed the puns! "Izi? An izi? Is that... ah-ha! It is!" Poor D.A. Octavia, though...

All in all, keep up the good work and don't give up!

[Danthebronyman]

5464895 Mk, i'll try that in my next chapter.

[Danthebronyman]

5763094 Thanks for reading and correcting!