• Member Since 26th Feb, 2014
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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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Perfect Stallion? Warm, good tasting, and quiet? :trollestia: *ducks and covers*

How naughty. :twilightblush:

That was an unusual read.

Nicely done.

Hmmm this reminds me of something but I can't put my finger on it. I KNOW! Dream Date (from the first season of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch). Over all nice story ( minus the lemon :twilightblush: )

She will give birth to candy covered colts?

*hides eyes* omg what a ball buster.....:pinkiehappy:

I'm probably the only one who thinks this, but this story went into straight-up nightmare fuel there at the end. Thinking about Twist cuddling with the half-eaten gingerbread slave who is doomed to be slowly torn apart and eaten alive gives me legit chills.

Interesting read. Food play and vore... not my usual read, but done nicely. Good job, Kudzu.

Gotta say I like the Dinky/Tourmaline pairing as well... though I'm wondering if Piña and Glass Slipper are in the mix (no pun intended) as well. Guess only time will tell.

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Pina has her own little rowboat ready.

You've even read a story about him most likely... :pinkiegasp:

see i read the whole thing, and all i can focus on is Dinky/Tourmaline. Which just sounds adorable and extremely fetishistic, since Tourmaline still has the changeling ability to shapeshift.

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Dinky likes bugs...

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So do griffons, though not in the same way....

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....oviposition?

Call me weird, but food ponies are an awesome thing, sex or not.

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Tourmaline can turn her whole body into a vibrator by buzzing her wings.

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close enough for me! When they're older, of course. At the moment (In the Chase) they're the equivalent of what... about 14 or so?

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yup. I think i suck way more at biology than i thought i did. I know they (Dinky and Pina, and Diamond Tiara, too) have talked about how they're getting old enough that they'll be getting their first Heats, but i'm not sure what the analogous age would be for humans. I figured it was essentially pony puberty or something along those lines.

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DT has had hers, but Dinky and Pina have not. Not yet.

“Come come come and rut my butt… you can catch me, I’m the gingerbread slut!”

And I smiled.
Good job.

Not my thing, but well done kudz. 'Twas a nice read, nonetheless.
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Just imagine it in Twist's voice.

Kudzu, you are a ruthless mastermind in your wordplay. I facepalmed thrice reading this.

No! No!! Ginger, whyyy!?! Really though that ending... *shudder* ...that painful image I have stuck in my head :applejackconfused:

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Shinserbreahd shut.

Well, I laughed and am still laughing. This was weird and I liked it.

Reminds me a bit of a fic a friend wrote a while back called Touch, Don't Taste.

Really creepy that the gingerbread stallion was totally ok with being eaten.

It says a lot about Bucky's influence on society (or, at the very least, on the students of his school,) that there can be such a thing as a "shy polite cackle."

Tourmaline ends up with Dinky? I wasn't expecting that. I suspect Glass Slipper is involved as well.
Oh my. Dinky working with Glass Slipper. All the bees. All of them.

I really hope some combination of earth pony fortitude and Twist's own talent protects her from yeast infections. And that Bucky wasn't here to see this. Devouring a pony like this... yeah, not fun for him.

And finally, a bit of doggerel:

Remember, remember.
Sixteenth of December.
The gingerbread golem and plot.
I doubt so swollen
A gingerbread golem
Could ever be forgot.

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It bothered you that he was made for fucking but it was ok that he was edible?

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“If only you knew about my fetishes,” Dinky murmured.

First you had my curiosity, now you have my attention.

And kudzu, from the deepest, richest part of my heart, go fuck yourself. You made food sexually arousing to me for a few brief moments.

Twist, you Black Widow you. :twistnerd:

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For all you foodies!!

At the one minute mark I imagine they are singing about Twist.

All I could think about in the beginning of all this... Yeast must be her worst enemy.

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Mmm, a master level food alchemist that somehow was defeated by common yeast. :trixieshiftright:

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Thats why food and sugar do not go there.. but teens must learn these lessons the hard way I guess. Bakerstat for those less than fresh days after bouts of Sitophilia

You REALLY like alliteration, don't you?

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Too true, that.

Dinky does like bugs... But...

“You don’t understand… never mind.

She also might have an insect fetish.

I take it this's in the future.

I was slightly bothered that she ate the pony, but kinda saw it coming, hey he served his purpose.

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There is sperm in frosting? Now I know why I always liked the cake part better.

...What? Meh. Good Job As Usual.

So if she gets a thaumatically induced pregnancy, does it mean she was filled with baby batter............Sorry I couldn't resist

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