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It is 1806. The Corps of Discovery is currently holed up in Fort Clatsop, but their presence in Griffon territory does not go unnoticed. In Equestria, the Princesses sit on their thrones, unaware that the ideas of the West may just force them off.

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A Whirlwind of Diplomacy

A Whirlwind of Diplomacy
The Nineteenth Century: The Saga of Equestria

June 30, 1836
Canterlot, Equestria

“...this was found,”stated the Royal Guard pony.

He threw a pamphlet onto the desk of the Royal Council.

Increasingly, as of late, earth ponies have increasingly found themselves at the bottom of the social and political ladder within Equestria. The Princesses have, in their wisdom, decided to fight the human menace by adopting the ways and the tools of the West. Unfortunately, this wise move has had the unforeseen consequence of dividing Equestria along tribal lines. Unicorns increasingly hold the positions of authority in Equestria, while earth ponies find themselves regulated to the bottom. Pegasi, meanwhile, have found themselves pushed to the side, into the military.

The Princesses are wise and strong. However, they have undoubtedly made a mistake. I believe I speak for the entire earth pony tribe when I call for the Princesses to bring back the townships, and allow earth ponies back into the political process. Let it be known that I do not blame the Princesses for any of this; rather, this entire mess is an unfortunate consequence of the westernization process that the Princesses, for all their wisdom, overlooked by accident.

This is The Earth Pony Voice.

“...Interesting,” said Celestia.

“Very,” agreed Luna. “Tell me, where did you find this?”

“It was discovered in a rare police raid in the Ponyville province,” replied the Guard. “As it violated the laws requiring a censored press, it was sent to the Royal Guard.”

“A political pamphlet in Equestria, calling for national reforms,” mused Celestia. “Never thought I would see the day. On the national level, the ponies of Equestria have never really been interested in politics.”

“This writer appears to be very keen in maintaining the Council, but he wants the return of the townships,” observed Twilight. “Not exactly a revolutionary.”

“Indeed. This pamphlet does no harm,” said Celestia. “I think we should simply ignore it. Cracking down would cause more trouble than it would prevent.”


August 10, 1836
Diplomatic Message from Equestria to Mexico

To the Mexican Government,*

The Equestrian Royal Council has heard of the tragedy inflicted upon your people and country by the so-called “Republic of Texas,” aided by the United States of America. We wish to extend our condolences and say that the Principality of Equestria is disgusted by their actions. It is remarkable that the United States was allowed to maintain its “official neutrality,” despite the fact that over 200 American Army regulars unofficially served in the Texan Army. Unfortunately, we were unable to assist you, as the Americans would have certainly eliminated us from the map.

It has occurred to the Council that many of our goals are aligned. Both of us are nations that struggle to maintain our independence against outside forces. Both of us border a nation bent on asserting dominance over this continent. Both of us know that when the Americans come, we will be hard-pressed to survive.

We, the Equestrian Royal Council, seek closer economic and political ties with the Republic of Mexico.

Sincerely,

The Serene Majesties of Equestria, whose signatures are attached below.

Princess Celestia

Princess Luna

Princess Cadance

Princess Twilight Sparkle


June 20, 1837
London, Great Britain

“Alexandria, wake up.”

A young woman, only barely eighteen years old, stirred. She opened her eyes, to see her mother.

“The Archbishop of Canterbury and Lord Conyngham are in your sitting-room. They wish to see you straight away.”

The young woman sat up, blinking sleep away.

“There is no need to get all dressed; your dressing gown will suffice. Quickly, now.”

Following her directions, the young woman named Alexandria got up and walked into her room. Alone. Without her mother.

“Yes, sirs?” asked

“Twelve minutes past two o’clock this morning, your uncle, King William the Fourth, joined God in Heaven.”

“You, Your Majesty, are Queen now.”


August 15, 1837
London, Great Britain

The Queen of Great Britain and Ireland looked to her mother. “Why have we not invited the rulers of this ‘Principality of Equestria’ I have heard so much about? Are they not royals as well?”

“‘Principality of Equestria?’ You mean the nation of horses west of the United States? Why would we invite them to your coronation?”

“Because, I cannot help but feel that when the historians a hundred years from now sit down to write about this time, that nation and their rulers will be the first thing they discuss.”


August 30, 1837
Diplomatic Message from Griffonia to Equestria

To the Royal Council of Equestria,

I, King Odrynn, would like to extend my apologies on behalf of the entire Kingdom of Griffonia. Three days ago, a group of five griffon youths heckled and harassed the diplomatic delegations from Equestria, the United States, and the British Empire. I want you to know that the youths responsible for these actions have been arrested and punished according to Griffonian law.

I also want to reach out to the Council. As you may have learned, a rebellion within the Kingdom forced me to reverse nearly all of the westernization process; I barely managed to retain my throne. As such, we are, metaphorically, back at square one.

I still believe that westernization is the best choice for the continued protection of my realm. With this in mind, I respectfully request that I be granted assistance in undertaking this process, in the name of protecting both of our nations.
Sincerely,
Odrynn
King of Griffonia

“Good to see that Odrynn managed to hold onto his kingdom, despite the nobles,” observed Cadance. “I kind of like him.”

“Indeed. Now, we need to answer his question about aid.”

“I’m curious, why does he say this is in the best interest of both of our nations? I support helping them, but I can’t help but wonder why he insists that the safety of our nation is also at stake.”

“Think about it, Cadance. The Griffonian kingdom is to our north. We have a total of four border provinces there: Hoofsdale, the Everfree Forest, Appleloosa, and Salt Lick City. None of them are places where it is reasonable to keep a well-supplied garrison; the closed reasonable location is Baltimare, south of Hoofsdale. The border is long, difficult to defend, but perhaps more important is the fact that the coastal region of Equestria is so important. If Hoofsdale were to fall, an enemy could strike at Baltimare, a major city. From there, it is extremely easy to seize Ponyville, the seat of the Council of Harmony, and an important cultural site, as you all are aware. An invader can then also pick up Stalliongrad, a key historical site for the earth ponies, before marching on Canterlot itself. And then, if Equestria continues to fight on despite the fall of Canterlot, it’s an easy march to Manehattan and Fillydelphia, the two largest Equestrian cities. And finally, if the pegasi are still being rowdy, despite everything, the invader must only march on Cloudsdale, blast the city out of the sky with their cannons, and just like that, they have captured practically every major city and over two-thirds of the Equestrian population, just by hugging the coast. The northern border is too important, and King Odrynn knows it. Even if we were to focus all our energy on defending the coast, that leaves Ponyville, Colton, most of central Equestria, and all of Valmansas out of our easily defendable area. No, letting the Americans gain a northern border with Equestria is unacceptable. It would be the single greatest step towards defeat we could take. And again, Odrynn knows it.”

“So even if we didn’t want to, we have no real choice. We must help him.”

“Precisely. We must. And it’s a good thing we are willing, as well, as, again, we would have to do it anyways.”


September 12, 1837
Diplomatic Message from the British Empire to Equestria

Her Majesty, Queen of the British, hereby cordially invites Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, and Princess Twilight, to the coordination of Queen Victoria. The ceremony will be held on June 28 of next year, and we would be honored to have you in attendance.
Queen Victoria


January 16, 1838
Griffon Falls, Griffonia

“We have gathered here to resolve disputes between the Kingdom of Griffonia and the United States of America,” said Luna.

The humans nodded, and King Odrynn did as well. When the youths had hassled members of the Equestrian diplomatic delegation and traders, the ponies were more than willing to allow the incident to slide.

The United States, however, was not.

On October 21, the Kingdom of Griffonia received a list of three demands from the United States.

On October 23, the Principality of Equestria received a letter requesting that the Equestrians moderate the discussion.

And here they were.

“For the record, the following were demanded by the United States of America:” said Princess Cadance. “Complete reimbursal of all damaged properties, a fine of two thousand dollars, and the turnover of the griffon province of Pocoltello.”

“My government states that Griffonia should consider itself lucky,” stated the human ambassador, John White. “Congress originally wished to demand two additional provinces and a much higher fee.”

“Thank you, but that’s not relevant,” said Luna, with an edge to her voice. “King Odrynn, do you have any objections to the items on this list?”

“Yes, Your Serene Majesty, I do.” replied Odrynn.

Luna gazed at the griffon. He’s changed. In the aftermath of the Griffon Reaction, as it was being called, the King was quieter. His normally centered air had been shaken to the core. Instead of confidently looking his equal in the eye, Odrynn avoided Luna’s gaze and instead looked down at his notes. He also spoke quieter, with a little less authoritism.

“The Kingdom of Griffonia capitulates to demands one and two. That is, I am willing to pay both the fine and to reimburse damages. However, I cannot turn over any more Griffonian territory than I already have.”

“The United States is not satisfied by simply levying a punitive fine.”

“But I cannot afford to give up any more territory than I already have. The province that you mentioned is home to over a thousand griffons! I cannot force them to abandon their homes, and I refuse to abandon them to their fates under the United States.

“However, I am willing to pay a higher punitive fine.”

“That is not good enough. If I am to surrender the third demand, I must demand instead an additional eighteen thousand dollars and an agreement for Griffonia to open its borders to American military escorts for the protection of American interests.”

Odrynn did not look up, but Luna heard a note of his old steel enter his voice. “Twelve thousand.”

White frowned, then said, “You are not exactly in a position to bargain...no less than sixteen and a half thousand.”

Odrynn hesitated, then apparently realizing that the American was correct, nodded once and said, “Very well. Sixteen and a half thousand it is.”

Luna frowned slightly. Do they even have anything close to that sum of money in Griffonia’s treasury?

“It is agreed.”


The same day
The same place

“We can’t afford it, Princess!” exclaimed Odrynn.

“I thought so,” replied Luna. “But I see that you had no choice.”

“Indeed. Much like your Manetown Incident, and the earlier Columbia River claims, I had to buy peace. Even at the price of sixteen thousand and a half thousand dollars, and the surrender of Griffonia’s territorial sovereignty.”

“Equestria will be happy to loan you the required funds to make the payments.”


January 20, 1838
Lāhainā, The Kingdom of Hawai’i

Princess Celestia stepped off of the ERV Equestria, taking in the beauty of the island port. Despite it being winter back in Equestria, Lāhainā, the capital of the Kingdom of Hawai’i, was downright warm. The Sun shone brightly, but Celestia was told that rain in January was actually rather common.

Interesting how these climates vary so wildly, she thought. And these humans have no control over them…

Celestia was on her way to observe Queen Victoria’s coronation in Great Britain when she decided to take a slight detour to visit the island nation.

“Ali’i Nui Kamehameha,” said Celestia smoothly - she had practiced on the way to Hawai’i. “On behalf of the Equestrian Royal Council, I extend my royal greetings.”

After her translator finished, the Hawaiian smiled warmly. “Princess Celestia, Her Most Serene Majesty of Equestria. Welcome to Hawai’i. We have much to discuss.”


* Interestingly, the first draft of this letter had the words “Dear President,” followed by names Bustamante, Múzquiz, Pedraza, Farías, Barragán, and Santa Anna, each one of them crossed out. Apparently, the writers of the letter gave up after they heard that Barragán had returned to the Presidency, only to die in office soon after.

Author's Note:

Ali’i Nui = High Chief