Romance Twilight Sparkle: What You All Expected (Bonus Chapter!)
Twilight was curled up on the rec room couch, levitating four billiard balls above her as she idly played with them. It had been a long time since the unicorn had been bored. A very long time.
Twilight Sparkle missed books. She hadn't even thought about books since her initial abduction, but now that she was alone without direction, it was killing her. Figuratively, she clarified to herself. The "swanky" looping music on the speakers had already been turned off and the room was now silent, only broken by the ambient noises of the ship itself and the occasional bit of unintelligible speech from a distant Kinzie.
She sighed and dropped the balls back on their table, laying on all fours as she idly scanned the room with those big violet orbs. Her mind began to drift and eventually she settled on... one possibility... She could do that... But surely that wouldn't be right... She didn't need to do that... She didn't particularly want to do that...
And yet there she was, staring at a comic book lying on a chair on the other side of the room. Comics are Spike's thing, though, she thought, looking away and instead finding herself missing the little guy even more. She now wished for a way to send a letter. She would have to remember to find some paper and a quill.
Her eyes fell on the comic book again... "'Nyteblade'..." she uttered softly, thinking on it for a moment before beginning to levitate the thin pages over to the couch.
Only to drop them on the floor when a familiar face suddenly peeked around a wall and scared the poor unicorn half to death. "AHHHH!" she yelled, scampering off the couch and falling to the floor as the pain in her chest returned. "B-Boss! Please! Stop doing that!" she then begged as the leader of the Saints utterly failed to stifle her laughter.
"Nope!" she laughed, doing so harder as she said so. "It'll never not be funny!"
The unicorn grumbled as she climbed back onto the couch, lying down on all fours again as the Boss approached, standing over the violet mare with an expression that seemed... nervous?
"Sooooo... Twilight..." the Boss began, clenching her left fist while tucking hair behind her ears with her right hand. "I've been meaning to ask you about something... And I'm not going to lie... I never thought I'd be asking a pony this..."
Twilight stared up at the Boss with curiosity and confusion, the pain in her chest now reduced to a dull ache. The mare had to wonder where she was going with this, but quickly came to a conclu-
Twilight's train of thought was cut off when the Boss sat down, put a hand on the side of Twilight's head, and kissed her. It was a short kiss, but it still got the mare to blush and to flail about comically.
"Wanna fuck?"
Twilight stared at the Boss with wide eyes and a disbelieving expression. "E... Excuse me...?"
"Good enough." And then the mare was pressed down into the couch, any protests muted by a set of human lips. Twilight started to struggle underneath the human, but then she felt a hand on her horn...
---
Kinzie watched as the four males in the Simulation caused havok on the streets of virtual Steelport, occasionally giving them a warning or just talking back when spoken to. And she didn't stop until she heard an odd noise come from the rec room.
Curious, she tapped into the ship's security systems and glanced at the camera feeds for the rec room. Her jaw subsequently dropped and her eyes subsequently widened at what she saw. "... What the fuck, Boss..." she uttered quietly, tapping a few keys and returning her attention to King, Gat, Pierce and Keith. "Guys, come back for a sec... you should see this."
---
It wasn't long until the entire gang was gathered around Kinzie's laptop, watching the camera feed with slack jaws and reactions ranging from shock to laughter to disgust to deciding to leave in CID's case.
They all watched, unable to look away, whether they particularly wanted to or not.
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10 outta 10. Hundred outta hundred. Fantastic. Fan-fucking-tastic.
CID's reaction:
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CID: I'll be in my bunk.
Was sort of expecting a joke from the Boss at some point about horsefuckery and "Well, there was that one time in Mexico..." at some point or another. Was also sort of expecting a run in with the nudity taboo.
"Twilight, this is not a clothing optional spaceship!"
Boss: "Wait, that's an option?"
5537659 Just gonna put this out there, SRIII's Zombie voice option was a lot better than the Nolan North one.
Just want to point out- of course people were going to expect something at least remotely like this. You put the word 'romance' in the chapter title. That's entirely your fault.
Awww yeee- wait, dishwasher? What?
Part of me thinks you're a sick pervert to make this.
...
All my other parts told it to get the fuck out.
5538334 That there must be the feller who masturbates all day long!
5538537 Ah, but you see, I am the author and and therefore free of any blame.
5538570 It didn't seem right to call my readers a bunch of *insert plural inappropriate insult here*
5538612 The rest of your brain is cool.
5538412 Ah, but see, Twilight is no longer nude! She has a suit now! ... What about Mexico?
5538705
... horsefuckers? But why dishwashers? Why not 'Grandmaster Fishermen and Fisherwomen'? Aka Master Baiters.
5538720 Touché.
5538786
Sorry, I was just really curious if dishwashers had some regional masturbatory connotation I was unaware of.
5538985
Shit! They spotted the reference! *jump-ducks behind cover*
5538705
Well, when there's a noodle incident involving a donkey show, Mexico is one of the places often referenced.
5538502
That's how Nolan rolls.
Que the song - don't wana miss a thing by arowsmith
Dear everyone
You must read the bonus chapter from January 22nd while listening to the song "don't wana miss a thing" by arowsmith
5534940 that...that is priceless.
5539770
Yeah.. totally
This is the BEST. IDEA. EVER!
5558148
HA! That's very good! I think I can see it now...
Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Spike are sitting in the library, reminiscing on all the love and mutual respect they had for on anoth-
*BAM!*
Everypony jumps and looks to see somepony had shoved the door open.
It was twilight.
But before anyone could say anything, she spoke first.
"I'm home, your all my bitches now."
...
"...okay..." said spike, while everypony else was still trying to recuperate.
When Twilight gets home she will say the most casual thing after being abducted by aliens...
"'Sup bitches."
Oh, that image is goanna be hard to get out of my head.
5562568
He's already her bitch though