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Nope...
nope...
nope...
....
yes
Behold!~ Behold!~
The Princess Twilight Cum-eth!~
Hilaaaaaarious!!!
...MOOAARRR!!!!!!!
Cumflation imminent?
5347549 oh my, such a naughty reader. What should we do with you?
LOL this is hilarious
5347594 LOL
wut
Ok...ok...let me see if I got this. Something, don't know what, made Twilight a Dick-mare. Got that much. Then, tied to name being spoken, was her orgasm which primarily resulted in massively large spooge emissions. Also, said spooge is a major aphrodisiac. And with this new power, and everypony else being completely oblivious to the fact her cumming was from her name being spoken, she took the throne from Celestia.
Did I miss anything?
...this is one of the most insane, completely crack things I've ever read in my life, and I've read fanfiction for nearly 2 decades now. Having said that...wow...
I want to see where this goes. This is either gunna crash and burn spectacularly...or...wait...never mind, gotta be the first one.
Anyway, good luck!
5348143 I think she had a dick before, it doesn't work as well otherwise.
*gasps*
But it's unfinished? :c
I'm not a fan of reading unfinished stories, but I guess I'll have to.
That was VERY silly.
The idea of her name making her climax was aimed more towards teasing her than causing cum-related chaos, but this works.
It made me laugh, so well done!
5348381 It is a fun clusterfuck of ideas and references, nothing serious. I am however gonna add a few chapters to explain what exactly happened during the ellipsis, and then a few more after Twilight conquered the world.
5348407 Excellent! Looking forward to it.
P.S. I will share it on tumblr, but if you're ok with it, I'll wait until you've finished it first.
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5348334
...ok...she was always a Dick-Mare then...still think tripping on Acid is less mind-boggling, but hey, still loving the story, you know?
5348416
Gosh this is perfect.
During Celestia's day, and through Luna's night, no mare can resist her might. Beware all virgins and those still tight, for she is Twilight Sparkle the Queen in White!
This... This is my fetish? I guess so. I wouldn't have expected this to be my fetish, but for some reason, it is.
Why didn't they chop off her dick when they captured her?
5349145 It would have been a crime against beauty.
5349295
It would have saved the country, I think that's worth a few sacrifices. Or, if they didn't want to mar it, why not simply kill Twilight instead? Cut off her air, choke her with a pillow, and bam, threat is dead without a single wound, and everyone's safe. What a bunch of morrons.
Why is it that when I read the description that thatought of this:
-Star
Ughh this story is so boring. It's just Twi jizzing everywhere without the build up that makes it good.
5349305 It's not a history lesson. They could have just killed her, used the elements of harmony, or any possible McGuffin. But it would have been far less fun.
5351778 Pretty much. It's only 1300 words though, you might need to get checked for ADHD if it's enough to bore you.
5352266
Ponies acting like they have no brain, no character and not even a spark of intelligence does not equal fun for me. It just is what it is: idiocy. If you want to write that, fine, that is your right. But so it is mine to call it as I see it.
5352271
I don't have ADHD. I generally find your fan fic to be boring because you lack the skill to put any effort into your sex fic.
I don't care if it's 1,300 words or 100 words, if you can't put the effort or at least try then you have failed to convince me that you are a worthy author.
5353135 > Worthy author
Worthy of what? I appreciate the criticism, but this is still absurd MLP porn fiction, not l'academie francaise's golden list (which is boring as fuck).
That was fucking funny! A bit disjointed and all over the place, but still funny.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
i like it! more i wanna see how it turns out! XD
Still waiting on this :c
Honestly, it wasn't that great.
Redefining the expression “extreme bukkake”, her jizz went straight for the megaphone guard's face.
There's a lot of errors here. But I won't say it's bad, because fanfics aren't serious stories after all. And I thought it was pretty good, at least up to the part where Twilight calls herself "The Cock". That was just lame. Would've been better if she called herself...I dunno, the cock of the walk? Or Princess Cocklight Cumple? Ah, nevermind. I need some sleep.xD But plz keep writing. I love funny & sexy stories!
Regardless of typos or silliness, this was still strangely arousing and pleasurable. Please continue when you return.
What.
DA.
Fuck.
That's all I have to say.....I just gonna nope out of here now.... Fml for reading this disturbing shit lol
*gunshot*
5655587 that comment paired with your picture...
its bootiful
10/10 you magnificent bastard.
Why. The. Hell. WASN'T. THIS. IN. MY. LIFE. SOONER. It is hilarious as hell, please continue.
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5348861 Beautiful