Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.
What happens when Larry The Cable Guy is sent to Equestria? What kind of trouble will he cause? What will the ponies think when they see him, and hear what he has to say?
All will be revealed when, Larry goes to Equestria.
(This story will be a full on comedy, so, expect to laugh, or at least smile.)
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First!
Edit: Gotta say, I thought it was pretty damn funny.
First? Damnit.. Nope...
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SECOND!
3rd!!!
*Edit:
Sucked down a toilet... 
adding that to the list of known methods of coming to Equestria 
But Larry the Cable Guy doesn't make me laugh or smile... He just makes me deeply sad.
Fuck year.
Lumberjack - Jackyl
My redneck metal collection is dearly lacking, it seems.
...Are people really bringing the "LOLFIRST" spam to FIMFiction?
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Makes me wish this site had a "Report Comment" function.
521676 The mad is strong with this one. Look you are just going to have to learn to live with it. It is bound to happen and has been happening for a while. Better to just ignore it or join it. It's all in good fun.
Oh my gosh. This is awesome. Bieng a large fan of redneck comedy. I could read every line in his voice. Yes!
Funny, Hah
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>implying that I'm mad
Join it? Spamming the site with pointless comments is "good fun" ?
And ignoring it isn't good either. Spam is spam, I won't just sit around and ignore it, lest it flood the site like it already appears to be doing.
......
Um... no offense but this was just really.... odd and not entertaining at all. One of the worse crossovers.... sorry...
521738 four words: who gives a shit? The authors apparently don't because if they did they could just remove the comment. Stop trying to argue over the Internet, it only makes both of us look stupid. Just read the story/chapter and just be on your way. If it bothers you so much than do something rather than bitch about it in comments. Send a message to knightly if you feel it's that important. Just dont make a fool out of yourself in the process.
521759 Listens, totally entertained. *Reads most recent comment*
Aw, the show's over already.
~Jack
Eh... This was kinda funny.
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okay, this was an unending parade of awful.
WTF did I just read? Cause whatever it was, it was pretty damn funny.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go shove my head down my toilet in a attempt to get to Equestria.
I will admit, it was rather funny, but a little dry, since Larry was basically insulted by Princess Celestia when it said earlier that she showed them some human comedy. Twilight should've expected this kind of behavior from Larry.
But this story is a good example of why Larry would NOT survive in Equestria if he stayed in his stage persona. 'Larry the Cable Guy' is a stage name. so I'm sure he would've done pretty good in Equestria if he used his real emotions and mannerisms.
When I first saw the title of this story I thought: 'Huh, is this the first of an entire Blue Collar Comedy Tour/MLP crossover?' Now THAT would be funny to see.
Imagining the entire group of Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Larry the Cable Guy in Equestria is just too damn hilarious.
why would you make this
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poor dash getting a fat guy forced out and then in of your ass!
but still price less
File this one under "far better than it has any right to be" and "so bad its good".
My favorite part is how the author oh-so-subtly lets us know that he hates Larry as much as any respectable, intelligent person. Anyone who missed the hints probably got the message during the (damning) Jeff Dunham joke. Ugh, Jeff Dunham.....
This isn't funny in any plane of existence.
damn you KA2UM! I HAD A MEETING AND YOU MADE ME CUT A GASH ON MY FACE FROM LAUGHTER!
STUPID FACEDESKING
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Kickass... I know this was intended to be full blown funny but I think you tried too far... 11 dislikes and 22 likes? I know what I'm rating... I can't believe that Lance made a... a... a bad story! I can't believe I said that...
Now I'm worried some redneck's going to jump out of my ass... ... f*** my life!
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I know, this is by far the worst story I've ever written.
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It wasn't Dash. If you read carefully at the pronouns, it says "He" every time it talks about the one Larry came out of. Unless that was a typo, it couldn't have been Dash because, well, she's a she.
523167
It wasn't Dash. It was a random blue stallion.
This is what you call a crack fic.
But still, toilet portal is a new way to get to Equestria.
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I know, that's what I was telling that other guy. I'm not the one who said it was Dash.
523662
I know, I was just confirming what you said.
"Shall we enter the building?" He said in his most fancy voice.
I... I doubt that is even possible. Even trying to do that in my head sounds ridiculous. Also if that is the way that you enter/exit Equestria.. I think I'll just stay on Earth.
I got a good laugh out of this but then it switched out for anger when I remembered how much it shames me that Larry is the same species as me.
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Actually, he's only like that on stage. Believe it or not, he's a college graduate who (I think) isn't even from the south; the whole filthy redneck thing is his stage persona.
524216 How would you know that... maybe... *gasp* maybe YOU are Larry the cable Guy!!!
I am extremely grateful this didn't turn into a clop fic where Celestia utters out the words, "Take me you morbidly obese monkey man!!!"
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Peace Out.
I knew it would be good.
I think he's from the mid-west. It was in his book, but, its been a while and I cant be sure... To Tartarus with memory! I call upon the power of Google!
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Eeyup, Nebraska.
What the....I don't even....WHAT?!?!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!?!!?!?!!?!!?!!?
wHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
This... by far... is the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time. I could read everything in Larry's voice perfectly and all of it just made me laugh. To all the haters out there, shut up if you will...
523688 if you did one with Daniel Tosh or how>>522058 suggests that would have been funnier.
I didn't know that Larry the Cable guy was a comedian - just saw his name and remembered he was a voice actor in Cars.
521629 One question
Just curious
Why?
521676 You must be new here,
It has been brought and this is mas viejo que'l frio
i tried reading it....i really did but i lost interest half way sorry
521629
How's Anthropology doing? =3 Can't wait to see what happens next. =3