Twilight is dragooned into helping Rarity finish her latest project; a romance novel. Can the Mane 6 band together to overcome cliches, continuity errors, and abysmal pacing? No, they almost certainly can't.
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So...Celestia is Sethisto?
Oh lord this is going to suck.
(not story wise, Pony world wise)
This was definatly an awesome fic. Hilarious to the end. Loved Fluttershy's part of the story.
*Sunglasses* I don't give a DAM. *LAUGHS TO DEATH*
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The real reason we never got any Trixie is Season 2: Celestia captured her and dragged her to the palace to do private shows on command. For whatever twisted meaning of "private show" you want to imagine.
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I do kinda take pride in the fact that I wrote a story in which Fluttershy uses the word "sex-tastic" without actually breaking character. I feel terrible about making her cry though
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Thank you! Half the people who read my story think that's a typo! I'm like "go read the line before it again!"
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No,thank YOU for making this AWESOME story!
Unfortunately,disappoint from Fluttershy want Caramel.
509640 Don't worry, I'm sure she'd forgive you if she knew it was for a great cause.
510833 I think she wanted caramel as in the stuff, not the pony. Atleast that's the vibe I got. It was part of her wild fantasies, after all.
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Yes I meant caramel the sticky sugar liquid, not Caramel the pony. Forgot about him. Maybe I'll tweak that line to say "caramel syrup" or "caramel sauce" instead.
It's always the quiet ones that turn out to be the kinkiest
“Fluttershy! No!” Twilight cried out. “Nineteen Eighty Fort isn’t structurally sound!”
Why did I laugh so hard at this? Just... Why?
Plot tumor! Nineteen Eighty-Fort! Renaldo changing to Ricardo halfway through AJ's part!
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I'm glad you liked the first two, but the third one (Ricardo/Renaldo) is actually a GIGANTIC ERROR that apparently NONE of my pre-readers caught. It's been standardized to Ricardo throughout. Good eye!
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Huh. Well, I had assumed it was Applejack's mistake instead of yours; maybe your pre-readers did too?
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This ... may have caused me to interpret it as "syrup extracted from Caramel's dick".
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There's still one more "Renaldo" left there, back in the beginning of Rarity's part.
Now that that's out of my system, good show and all that. It was fun finding out what each character's main flaw was.
Rarity = believability
Twilight = immersion
Applejack = characterization
Pinkie = plot divergence
Fluttershy = telling
Rainbow Dash = cliche one-liners? Can I just put 'everything, ever' and be fine with it? Though, I guess she started out strong, if you ignore the renaming thing.
Nuts, that's a way better fort pun than I could have ever come up with!
I can offer no higher compliment than to laugh at this line. You are brilliant. Also, who the hell in Equestria would have written an analogue to 1984? Totalitarian sociopolitical movements can't be that common in a country ruled by a pharaoh-monarch.
I have to say, this was a bit too silly for my tastes, but nineteen eighty fort really cracked me up.
This is how Pinkie Pie fourth-wall antics should be written. Simple and subtle.
I think the accent makes it funnier.
Good joke. The temperature misdirection is brilliant. Great way to wrap up this comedy.
Absolutely lost it at the Applemac fantasy and Ricardo putting on all the sunglasses. This was very funny! I can imagine a similar premise being an episode, like the Mane 6 telling the CMC a story. Thanks for writing!
“...and so, their incredible adventure completed, Prince Sodium of Alkaland and Princess Water lived exothermically ever after. The End.”
This ending really needs a story to go with it. It would be glorious.
EDIT: Also, upvoted, faved, and getting recommended to a writer friend of mine.
I want this textbook so much.
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Over the millenia, you really think nobody ever wrote Tyrantlestia fiction? Or, for that matter, fiction about some Evil Queen from whom Celestia saves the day? (Or, as a closer analogue to 1984, doesn't?)
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It proved to be a rather explosive marriage, I'm sure.
I never imagined giving a like to a fic with parts so painful to read that I skimmed over
Well played
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H2 Oh no! Their wedding night went out with a bang. The honeymoon was as erratic as it was erotic. I'd be alka-lying if I said this wasn't brilliant.
Want to hear another sodium joke? Na.
Still, not one pun to rival the book fort jokes.
Strange... I was certain I'd read this before...
Nevertheless, it was just as amusing the second time around!
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Cringing at your puns dear sir...
Well done...
Chemistry, book fort, and a Rarity writing a romance novel?
Wonderful XD.
Ahaha XD
Oh, Twilight!
This is soo good!
This truly is beautiful!
And it only got better from there! I applaud you!
This doesn't make sense to me, I think there's a mistake in it.
The Torte brothers!! Aha! Oh, Pinkie!
D'aww, Fluttershy!!! <3
"Nineteen Eighty Fort" AHAHA XD
Well, that reinforcement certainly paid off. *nods seriously*
*Lungs explode*
So, at the end there Ricardo had 4 pairs of sunglasses on at the same time
I wonder what Celestias' first reaction to the story was ._.
Normally when I read a story I end up favouriting, I comment with a quote from it but this time I'm spoiled for choice.
Upvote and Favourite.
Now that is a Pinkie Pie Moment. Got me right in the funny bone!
Very creative overall. My one regret is that Fluttershy didn't first demonstrate that she's also the Element of Writer's Block...
You get a favorite and +50,000 Internets for the "At The Mountains Of Madness" reference.
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