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Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.


I've been what you might call a licking connoisseur for a while now. Some ponies can accept that, some don't. I don't care, I do what I do because it's a part of who I am. Twilight? She's my friend, I haven't seen her in a while and my uncontrollable urge to lick her is rising...

Twilight, why do they call it fur, when it's hair? Why do you call it hair, when it's like fur?

Doesn't matter, it tastes the same.

Edited by Word Worthy!

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I imagined the whole thing as Fluffle Puff. But winona makes more sense.:rainbowlaugh:

The entire time I felt it was Pinkie Pie, but narrated by Morgan Freeman.

Liked and Faved.

When I saw this, I went, "Oh, it's Fluffle Puff." Halfway through, I thought, "Maybe it's Pinkie?" But right after that I went, "No, it's Winona. It has to be."

Nice ending!!!

No matter what happens, when your dog licks you, you know that someone out there cares about you.

I figured out who it was pretty early, but I thought "no, that's too normal." Regardless, I stuck with it.

Anyway, it was still entertaining. Tiny and sweet, just like a Fun Size candy bar.

I thought of a ball of pink fluffly puffiness the whole time, then Winona appeared :rainbowhuh:

It was quite easy to figure it out, but still, good job :rainbowlaugh:

5247745 So, now we know, it's Winona, voiced by Morgan Freeman

Well. That happened.

My licking will be the lick that pierces the heavens.


A Gurren Lagann reference? I definitely wasn't expecting that!

To be honest, I did kind of figure out that it was Winnona but apart from that, I liked it!

I read this only because of this comment and it was beautiful. Morgan Freeman's voice is perfect for this story.

I did not see that coming.:ajsleepy:

This story reminds me of my dog. She, too, is a compulsive connoisseur of lively licking. I don't really understand it, myself.

But this story makes me want to go give my dog a big hug, and really, I think the world would be a much happier place if everyone gave her a big hug.

Lol I thought that guy was insane.

I'm dogsitting tonight for a friend, so this made my day! :raritystarry:

And then Winona became the first dog to get a cutie mark, and the first anything to get a cutie mark in licking.

I don't get it. Salty bitterness? What's that about?

5264505 Tears.

This was interesting. I had thought it was going to be Pinkie or Fluffle Puff, but when sleeping outside was mentioned, I figured it out.

Wow, twist ending! :raritystarry: :rainbowlaugh:

I knew it was Winona as soon as you said Applejack! Also, today I discovered an amazing feature called cursive fonts! Snell Roundhand for the win!

Sequel with licking Celestia and Luna!

5334451 I might not do a sequel but I might add an extra chapter, perhaps.

I really didn't catch on until the very end ... :facehoof: XD

Still enjoyed reading this :derpytongue2:

I've reviewed your story HERE!

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