Digi-Ponies

by Seanzilla115

Battle of baked proportions!

"Uh...um...Pinkie?"

"Yea?"

"..a..are you sure you know where we're going?" Fluttershy couldn't help but ask as they two mare's turned humans and their partners walked along a straight path, "W-we've been walking down this same path for a few days now..I-I think."

"Sh.." Pinkie shushed as she kept walking ahead of Fluttershy. "I know this seems like a empty road, but my senses tell me this path, will be the path to where we need to be." she explained. "Never doubt my senses or the power of divine intervention!"

Fluttershy and Salamon couldn't help but sweatdrop a little at that before the sound of stomachs grumbling filled the air.

"..m..mama..I'm hungry," Salamon whimpered into the shy pinkette's arms, "Do we have anymore food?"

"I'm sorry no," she sighed dejectedly. Pinkie and Guilmon did tend to eat a lot out of their combined group.

"Sorry...eat last piece this morning," Guilmon apologized, his ears drooping a bit.

"It's not your fault Guilmon…" Fluttershy said quickly, "It was no one's fault we didn't know it be this long before we made it to another town." she added as she patted the red lizard Digimon's head.

"...Ok, Fluttershymon," Guilmon nodded slightly.

"U..um..no. it's just Fluttershy, Guilmon. Not flu.." the shy pinkette began.

"WAIT!" Pinkie exclaimed, making the group skid to a halt as the more excitable pinkette began to sniff the air.

"Pinkie/Pinkiemon?" the collective three all asked as they looked at her. Guilmon paused for a second before he too began to sniff the air with her.

"I smell...strawberry filling..whipped cream, cooled to perfection...flour…" Pinkie listed off as she smelled multiple directions before stopping to the left, "Cake! this way!" she cheered before blurring off in that direction.

"Ah, wait for Guilmon!" Guilmon cried running after her.

"Ah...well I suppose some things never change no matter which world you are in." Fluttershy said to herself watching the trail of dust coming from the pink blur before running after it, "w..wait up, Pinkie!"

However, unknown to the mini group, they were being watched by a shaded figure.
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"P..Pinkie..slow down…" Fluttershy panted as she and Salamon caught up with the excitable pinkette and Guilmon, who seemed to be gazing up at something. "Pinkie…?" she asked as she walked up beside her before she waved one of her hands before her eyes. "Hello?" she asked again almost worried by her sudden quietness.

"I..it's a giant cake…" Pinkie whispered, a small trail of drool escaping her mouth.

"Hmm?" Fluttershy blinked as she looked up to see an entire town..made of cake!

"M..mama..look.." Salamon gasped as she looked up as well.

"Oh my…" Fluttershy said as she looked at the giant cake before them, "Now I can see why she's so quiet…" she said to herself as she looked back at Pinkie who was still in a state of shock and aw, that's when she remembered. "Guilmon?" she asked looking for the red digimon, some part of her worried the fellow might have already begun to dig in.

"I..it's a town…" Pinkie began, making Fluttershy blink a bit before the excitable pinkette took off towards the giant cake, "IT'S AN ENTIRE TOWN MADE OF CAKE!"

"Sometimes I wonder if we're really stuck in another world...or just in Pinkie's dream land." Fluttershy muttered to herself.

"..Mama?" Salamon spoke, her stomach grumbling once more, "M..maybe we should follow them…"

"Oh right...Of course. S-sorry," she apologized as she jogged after them.

When she reached the giant cake, she noticed a sign that said 'welcome to Sweetsville. Enjoy our world class cake..but don't eat it, or else you'll be poisoned, or kicked out with nothing but rags on'

"Oh my…" Fluttershy said as she read it before the gears in her mind began to connect and turn as she realized something. "Oh no...Pinkie!" she cried in worry there was no way that Pinkie wouldn't just rush in and take a bite of something.
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"...No fair.."

"Yea Guilmon…" Pinkie whimpered, both crying waterfall tears as they saw the same sign Fluttershy had read..the two desperately wanted cake..but at the same time, they aren't allowed to eat any! "This is blasphemy...who heard of a place made of cake...where you can't even eat is….Pinkie sad!" she cried as the waterfall tears turned up to the point the ground under her began to flood.

"H-hey! Stop that! you're ruining the shortcake house lady Weddinmon just made!" a voice shouted.

Pinkie then looked over to see a Digimon whose body seemed to be made of cake it's head actually a slice of cake with strawberry ears and a strawberry horn on top it's head, it also had two eyes along the sides of it's head and a candle along the side of where it's mouth would be almost as if a cigar, it was also dressed in a white and purple waiters uniform.

"I'm sorry…" Pinkie sobbed comically as she tried to hold back the tears. "I just wanted to eat cake...but I can't…" she said before she began to cry again.

"Well of course you can't! Everything here is a masterpiece of lady Weddinmon, the greatest chef in the Digital World!" the cake like Digimon exclaimed.

"The cake is a lie!" Pinkie cried as she fell back and began to kick her legs around.

"Guilmon want ca~ke~!" Guilmon whined as he joined his tamer.

"Ah...she seems more like a little girl in the body of a full grown women…" the digimon sweatdropped.

"Ah Pinkie!" Fluttershy's voice called as she ran in to the scene panting slightly. "Oh thank goodness you haven't broken the rules yet."

"Fluttershy! it's not fa~~~ir~~!" Pinkie whined as she clinged to her friend's shirt, staining it with her tears, "We reach a town made of cake, and we can't eat it~!"

"Hah…." she sighed before looking to the Digimon. "I'm so terribly sorry if she has bothered you." she bowed her head in apology. At the moment some part of her knew she should focus little more on any damage control that Pinkie might have caused.

"..ugh..it's ok…" the digimon sighed a bit, "She's probably hungry..but..like I told her, every cake here is a masterpiece of lady Weddinmon."

"It makes no sense...cake is for eating…" Pinkie sobbed into Fluttershy's shirt.

"Um...th-there there.." Fluttershy said, patting her friend's head.

"...look. I know I might get in trouble for this, but follow me. There's a place here that sells food…" the Digimon stated.

"Oh thank you," Fluttershy nodded thankfully, "Guilmon please bring Pinkie along?" she asked the red reptile Digimon politely.

"H...hai(yes)," Guilmon sniffled as he grabbed Pinkie pie by the scruff of her shirt as the group walked off.
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"Just a little more..and..viola! Anozer masterpiece, non?" a voice declared happily as a semi-large cake was placed on the table.

The figured who was talking was a almost human like Digimon, she was wearing what looked to be a dress made from a wedding cake around her waist and legs with a blue top with frilly sleeves and her hair was seemingly contained within a large hat that resembled the centerpiece of the wedding cake she wore, that was a matching blue with gold coloring and accents along her head as if her hair.

"Yes it is, lady Weddinmon!" a group of the cake like Digimon cheered.

"Your creations are always such masterpieces!" one of the digimon shouted.

"No one can compare to your skills," yet another of the digimon commended this Weddinmon.

"Ohhohohoho! Zis is true, non? I am zee greatest chef in ze Digital World!" Weddinmon laughed before sniffling a bit, "Perhaps too good. I may, how you say, start crying like ze baby, no?"

"Indeed you are just so great Lady Weddinmon!" the digimon all cheered in unison.

"..Indeed I am, non?" Weddinmon smiled a bit.

"If I may, my lady..perhaps I ca.." one of the cake like digimon began before a folding fan nearly missed his head.

"Vhat...have I told you all..about my number un(1) rule?" Weddinmon warned, a dark aura around her as she aimed another fan at him.

"Your creations are not to be eaten. they are to be observed," most all of the cake like digimon said dejectedly.

"Exactly! To eat such magnifique masterpieces is a crime against art! It would be as if some fuel ate ze 'First supper'!" Weddinmon declared.

The Digimon just nodded their heads in recognition and understanding. But even still they were a little sad.

"Now to…!" Weddinmon began before one of the cake like Digimon whispered something to her, "..oh? Really now?...I see...keep an eye on zem.."

The others just looked at one another in confusion, what was she talking about?
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"H...H...how do you…?" the cake like Digimon(who had introduced himself as Shortmon) with Pinkie's group couldn't help but gawk as the excitable pinkette and her partner were wolfing down as much food(minus cake) as they could.

"It's a real mystery." Salamon sighed as she nibbled on some food.

"I'm sorry if they are eating too much...they tend to...overeat," Fluttershy meekly apologized.

"Mhpmhmhpmhpmhpmh!" Pinkie spoke muffledly, accidently spitting some food in the three's face, "..." she took a quick gulp before chuckling sheepishly, "oopsie..sorry."

"Eh...well I suppose it's not much trouble, as long as they don't clear the place out, I don't think others will notice." Shortmon said as he pulled out a handkerchief to wipe his face.

"..ok!" Pinkie beamed before she resumed eating.

"Pinkie…" Fluttershy whined, "That's not an invitation to try and eat everything."

"No no...let her e-" Shortmon began before paling, "Wh..what're you doing?!"

"..I'm hungry..and I want cake!" Pinkie shouted, taking a dollop of cake filling that made up a piece of wall.

"NOOOO!"

Pinkie took a lick of the filling..before her face went a bit green.

"Oh gross!" almost everyone paled seeing this.

"Pinkiemon...sick." Guilmon said as he covered his eyes with his claws before his tail went up to cover Salamon's eyes.

"This is supposed to be cake?! It's gross! It's like eating a very old piece of pie..no..even the pie would taste better than this!" Pinkie ranted, causing Shortmon to lose all color on his entire body.

"Pinkie...please calm down before you upset someone…" Fluttershy begged.

"Sh...she said it…" Shortmon gulped in pure fear, 'Sh..she that the forbidden phrase…"

"Forbidden phrase?" Fluttershy, Salamon and Guilmon blinked.

"Rule number two(2)..never...ever..ever call lady Weddinmon's cakes gross!" Shortmon exclaimed before he began to panic, "oh no.. oh no! we're dead! we're all dead!"

"Uh…" Guilmon mumbled in confusion. "Why?" he asked the simply obvious question on his mind.

"Simple. Anyone who says that word..is hereby pronounced dead! and anyone who knows the person who said it is dead as well! and I'm gonna die by association!" Shortmon panicked.

"Shortmon very panicky, even more than Fluttershymon," Guilmon nodded to himself before it came to him. "Guilmon no want to die!" he cried as he ran around in panic.

"Oh..oh no oh no.." Fluttershy began to hyperventilate..

"..That's stupid.." Pinkie deadpanned, the only one not panicking at the moment, "You go 'bye bye' just because you don't like someone's creation? again, stupid."

"She does not speak for all of us." Salamon said calmly.

"No! In fact, I've lived in a bakery for a good chunk of my life!" Pinkie shouted as she climbed onto the table, "and i'll say it again!"

"Pinkie no…" Fluttershy began.

"This cake was gross!"
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"And now too.." Weddinmon began before freezing up "...who…."

"L..Lady Weddinmon?" one of the Shortmon gulped as a dark aura covered Weddinmon.

"Who...dares..to call...one of my masterpieces..gross?!"

"GAH! SOMEONE DID IT NOW!" all the Shortmon's cried in panic.
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"Oh no…" Shortmon slumped his shoulders along with Fluttershy, one was just afraid of what would happen the other...just couldn't believe they were sucked into yet another predicament by Pinkie.

"Oh come on, you little cake guys must be tired of not being able to enjoy this cake, and least of all when it tastes like this." Pinkie added as she jumped back down. "I have shared the truth, I am Pinkie Pie and I speak for the cake!" she called out even louder than before.

"...Pinkei..let's…"

"YOU!" a voice roared.

"..Oh no…" Shortmon paled as he slowly turned to see something charging towards the group.

"You!" Pinkie shouted as she got in front of everyone. "I can play the pointing game too!"

"You..YOU INSOLENT FUEL!" Weddinmon's voice roared before the female chef was in front of the pinkette, her body red with anger, "HOW DARE YOU CALL ONE OF MY MASTERPIECES GROSS!"

"Jacused!" Pinkie cried out, "So it is you who dares to enforce the rule of no one being able to eat cake isn't it!" she said turning the mood in her favor. "Admit to the guilt, and this Pinkie Pie shall forgive you!"

"NEVER! CAKES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GAZED AT, NOT EATEN!"

"BLASPHEMY!" Pinkie cried out even louder, "Cake is meant to be eaten and enjoyed! To let the sweet sugary rush course through your entire system! To let its sweet wonderful flavor unite friends and family! For you to turn such a wonderful thing into nothing but a petrified statue of art is blasphemy! You have admitted to the guilt!"

"SILENCE, YOU PINK HAIRED FUEL!"

"...Fine..." Pinkie frowned, "Then I challenge you…" she paused before declaring loudly, "TO A BAKE OFF!"

"Bake off?" everyone else present blinked having been completely ignored by the mood the two had set up.

"..A bake off?..pfft! Please..I have no time for ze bake off. Besides, I would win in ze heartbeat," Weddinmon scoffed.

"Ah-ha! Fear I can sense it from you!" Pinkie shouted as she pointed as Weddinmon. "If you are as skilled as you say then you would have no problem accepting my challenge!"

"..hmpmh..fine zen! Just to prove to you I am ze greatest chef in ze Digital world, I will accept your challenge!" Weddinmon shouted, pulling out a white glove before slapping Pinkie with it, "Tomorrow afternoon is when it'll take place!"

"Fine. I accept the terms," Pinke said as she took the glove before slapping Weddinmon across the face twice. "And that was for the white glove slap!"

"Fine! See you-how ze say, on zee battlefield tomorrow!" Weddinmon huffed as she stomped off.

"Hehe...she fell for it." Pinkie stuck her tongue out as she face her friends.

"Wait...you mean you planned that?" Fluttershy blinked in shock.

"But of course, if she gets all upset over this much criticism, then she would of course accept a duel with just a little prodding." Pinkie explained. "It's how you take care of these types don't ya know."

"oh...I..I see," Fluttershy noted, "b..but..what exactly are you going to cook tomorrow in the bake off?"

"Easy! I…" Pinkie paused before tapping her chin in thought, "..huh..what am I gonna cook?" she said to everyone as her eyes became two large white dots in her honest confusion.

"You..you have NO idea what to cook?!" Shortmon exclaimed.

"..no. Didn't think that far," Pinkie admitted.

"...We're gonna die..we're going..to die.." Shortmon whimpered as he went into a fetal position.

"Guilmon is too young!" Guilmon cried as he fell to his knees somehow.

"Fear not, my friends!" Pinkie shouted as a light beamed down on her, "No matter what I cook, it'll be ten times better than Weddinmon's!"

"Pinkie…" Fluttershy sighed.

"Hey...where's this light coming from?" Pinkie asked as she cover her eyes from the light beaming down on her, "Gah, it's so bright!" she cried, "Hey author's! Turn that light off!"

"...Who is she talking too?" Salamon blinked.

"I..I honestly don't know…" Fluttershy admitted.
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"UGH! What an irritating nuisance!" Weddinmon snapped as she went through a few recipe books, "She would dare call my masterpieces awful, and would dare to challenge moi!?"

Several Shortmon's were all hiding from the wrath of their leader. They can't believe someone actually said it, on a level some of them kind of knew that some of them probably didn't taste good since they were used for making buildings. But they were smart enough not to say it.

"...No matter! Once I win ze bake off, tomorrow with my newest masterpiece, I will personally send them to Lord Jupitermon, along with a cake so masterful, even he will be brought to tears!" Weddinmon declared, "Shortmon! Bring me my best recipe book!"

"Yes!" one meeped as he ran off before he and two more brought in a large book.

"Here you go…" they grunted as they placed it before her.

"Thank you," Weddinmon nodded as she opened the book and began to search through it, "Hmm..non non..zis one won't do..aha! I have found it! Ze perfect recipe to put zat pink nuisance in her place!"
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"Achoo!" Pinkie sneezed, "..huh..someone must be talking about me..oh well. Back to thinking!"

"Pinkie, are you sure you can't think of anything? I mean you have come up with some impressive things once or twice before?" Fluttershy asked having calm down from before.

"I know, but it's gotta be perfect! I mean, if I try and bake a pie, she'll counter with some huge cake shaped like a pie! if i make donuts, she'll make a giant cake that looks like one! If I.."

"St..stop..I..I get it…" she said as she covered Pinkie's mouth. "I get it, she will make a cake of whatever you make...so why don't you just make a cake?"

"Ahh, but she'll no doubt expect that!" Pinkie exclaimed after moving Fluttershy's hand off her mouth, "Which is why I need to make something she wouldn't expect!"

"Hm...ah…" Fluttershy tried to think of something to say, but she was just at a lost for words really.

"...Mou..this is a real phenomenon…" Salamon sighed as Guilmon rested next to her.

"..Wait.." Pinkie spoke up as she looked at the puppy like digimon, "Repeat that?"

"Hm...this is a real phenomenon?" she repeated innocently.

"Phenomenom..phenomnome..OH! I GOT IT!" Pinkie exclaimed, a literal light bulb popping out of her hair.

"How does she do that?" Salamon blinked.

"Mm...too bright...turn light off." Guilmon groaned a bit in his sleep.

"Sorry ,Guilmon," Pinkie apologized as she flicked the light bulb, turning it off.

"Anyway, what did you figure out?" Fluttershy asked having gotten over the light bulb bit.

"The perfect item to win tomorrow!" Pinkie beamed, "Luckily I've eaten so many of the item in question, I've memorized what makes them in my head!"

Fluttershy could only blink in confusion at that. Just what item was she talking about.
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(the next day, two minutes until the bake off)

"P-Pinkie..are you sure you know what you're doing?" Fluttershy whispered to her excitable friend as she got ready and waited for the competition to begin.

"Don't you worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. this is the first time I've done something completely stupid only to have it all inexplicably work out for me in the end." she reasoned.

'...That..doesn't make me feel any better...' Fluttershy thought in worry.

"Hmpmh..so you have arrived, I see," a voice huffed, making Pinkie look to see Weddinmon, along with a few Shortmon following her, one of which was dressed in a suit and was a bit pudgier than the others, "Ready to lose, fuel?"

"Hahhahaha! The question is are you ready to lose!" Pinkie asked as she stood proudly. "I shall not be defeated by the likes of you! And that is how it has been written, so says!" she stated as she blurred up to Weddinmon. "What no white glove to slap me with this time?" she asked smugly while sticking out her tongue.

"I will not be needing it, you pink imbecile," Weddinmon huffed, "Because I already know I'm going to win."

"We'll see about that." Pinkie smirked. "Alright then let this challenge commence!" she shouted as she blurred back to her friends.

"Fine…" Weddinmon huffed before looking at one of her Shortmon, "You! Announce the challenge!"

"Y-yes, Lady Weddinmon!" the Shortmon in question yelped as he ran ahead and shouted, "Welcome all to the bake off between Lady Weddinmon and..ugh.." he quickly ran up to Pinkie and whispered, "What's your name?"

That one unknowingly struck her in the pride.

"Pinkie Pie." she replied with a wobbly smile as she tried to heal her pride.

"...okay…" the Shortmon blinked as he ran back to the center area, "Pinkie pie! Now the challenge! Whoever makes their recipe within an hour, will win the first round! However..if the judge happens to like it and give it a perfect score, then that contestant wins the entire thing!"

"Doesn't that make the first round somewhat unnecessary then?" Fluttershy said quietly to herself.

"Enough talk!" Weddinmon shouted, "Start ze clock already so that I may beat this fuel!"

"I'm not fuel!" Pinkie shouted back.

"Pinkie!" everyone shouted making her jump.

"Right win first then question everything she says and does." Pinkie said as she focused on the task at hand.

"Ok! Ready…." the Shortmon announcer began before clicking on a stopwatch he pulled out, "go!"

Weddinmon wasted no time as she already got teh cake batter ready and began to stir, her arm almost like a blur..

"Eep...she's fast." Salamon said seeing this.

"But Pinkiemon faster!" Guilmon shouted, seeing his tamer as a blur as she quickly got her ingredients and began to mix them up, her arm almost invisible with how fast it was.

"Indeed she is." Salamon couldn't help but nod in agreement at that.

"This must be the fastest I've ever seen her go." Fluttershy admitted, 'P..Pinkie..please win...otherwise..no..no I can't think that.'
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(30 minutes later)

"H..holy! Half an hour has passed, and both our contestants have created a ton of things!" the Shortmon announcer gawked.

"Wow…." was all Pinkie's friends could saw looking at the amounts of confections made by the both of them.

"S..so many…" Fluttershy whispered.

"Aaaaand done!" Pinkie shouted as she placed her last creation on the table, "Would've made more, but ran out of ingredients." she admitted.

"Guilmon….hungry…." Guilmon whispered to himself as he began to salivate, most of it falling on several shortmon's infront of him.

"Aaaaand fini!" Weddinmon shouted as she finished her last confection as well.

"I..incredible! 25 minutes left, and both combatants are done!" the announcer gawked before clearing his throat, "BUT! let us see which one is the true victor! Judge!"

"Hai hai..contestants! Present your dish!" the judge(the slightly pudgy Shortmon) shouted.

"Hmpmh..easy enough.." Weddinmon smirked as she placed a semi-large cake in front of her, "And with zis, my victory is assured."

"And with this, my victory is assured." Pinkie mimicked in a mocking manner.

"Grr…" Weddinmon growled at the pinkette as the judge approached her table first.

"Come on Judgey taste it." Pinkie said as she waited for the Judging Shortmon to give his verdict.

"...Pray tell..." the judge paused as he pointed to the food on the plate before him, "What is this?"

"That my cake looking friend..is a Phenomnomenom," Pinkie replied.

"..A...what now?"

"Just trust me." Pinkie said proudly. "It's taking every ounce of my willpower not to eat it myself."

The judge blinked a bit as he picked up the Phenomnomenom, examining the small snack-cake like food for a then took a bite of it before his eyes shot wide open.

'Hpmh..he must've hated it,' Weddinmon thought with a smirk as she watched the judge tremble.

"Is he okay…?" Fluttershy asked in slight worry.

"5...4...3...2...1…" Pinkie counted down,.

"Th...this...this is…" the judge began before he began to cry anime tears, a light shining down on him, "This is the most perfect confection I have ever tasted~~~!"

"WHAT!" almost everyone shouted, primarily Weddinmon and the other Shortmon, Guilmon was still just drooling while Fluttershy and Salamon sweatdropped.

"The taste..it's as if I'm eating something sweet, AND sour at the same time! The way it dances on my taste buds is truly phenomenal! A true phenomenom!" the judge declared before gasping in realization, "Oh!..I just got the name!"

"Hehe...I win." Pinkie smirked while sticking her tongue out. "See everyone knows the hero wins these things no problem." she explained to no one in particular.

"Pinkie you're talking to a wall." Fluttershy pointed out.

"No I'm not. I'm talking to the readers, Flutters," Pinkie replied with a smile, making a 'squee' noise in the process.

"...It seems like you get stranger with each new trick." Fluttershy responded quietly to herself still confused by all that goes on around her friend.

"Guilmon want…" Guilmon drooled as he tried to snatch a bite of some of the dishes. But the poor guy took a bite from the cake Weddinmon made.

"M...m..my masterpice!" Weddinmon gasped before growling in pure anger, glaring at the red dinosuar, "You...you fuel! How DARE you eat one of my masterpieces!"

"Oh...Guilmon...not feel so good now…" Guilmon replied, raising one of his claws to his mouth as his red parts all faded to a sickly green in the process, "*urp* oof...not good…" he said as he covered his mouth and made a run for the nearest trashcan.

"Now that's just nasty…" Pinkie said upon seeing this.

"..Well..since Weddinmon has no cake to present.." the judge paused before raising Pinkie's arm into the air, "I declare the challenger our winner!"

"M..mon due!" Weddinmon shouted in disbelief.

"Hehe…" Pinkie grinned raising both her hands in the air in victory as the shortmon clapped in response.

"Ohhh….good job….Pinkiemon…" Guilmon moaned hugging the trashcan before he stuck his head back in.

"Thanks Guils. I knew I was gonna win anyway," Pinkie beamed before blinking, "...Did it just get hot in here?"

"Hot? What…?" Salamon began.

"You….you….!"

"Me….me….?" Pinkie replied as she turned to see Weddinmon, her entire body red with anger.

"You..imbecilic...ignorant, stupid, fuelish, pest!" Weddinmon roared.

"Whoa-oh...this is the climactic part." Pinkie spoke as she looked at the still sick Guilmon. "Well my Red Dinosaur is sick so there is only one course of action." she said before turning away. "Run!" she cried as she bolted out of there.

"Eh! You mean after all that you didn't have a plan for this!?" Fluttershy, Salamon and the Shortmon they made friends with all shouted in disbelief as they ran after her.

"Yup yup yup!" Pinkie smiled, making them sweatdrop a bit.

"GRRR! Weddinmon growled, "..I..I….I VILL DESTROY YOU ALL!-!-!-!-!-!" she roared as everything around her began to turn into data as she absorbed it, the Shortmon and judge included.

"W...w...what is she doing?!" Fluttershy asked in shock.

"Oh no.." the remaining Shortmon with them paled, "Sh...she's going to turn into it!"

"'It'? What's 'it'?" Salamon asked as Fluttershy was still shocked with fear.

"ReverseWeddinmon!"

"That's a thing!?" Pinkie asked before the ground began to rumble," Eh?"

She looked up at what she could best describe as a wedding cake themed monster/digimon. Its base was a regular one while the rest of it seemed to be another wedding cake flipped upside down with a series of candles on the top that made an almost crown like shape. It also had two arms made of smaller cakes and their plate like stands, one had multiple forks almost like claws/fingers, the other had a series of candles/firecrackers like fingers, each arm also had a wisp like flame with a face in the flame. It's crazed face glared at them.

"It's a nightmare cake!" Pinkie cried out, seeing it as it towered over them. "This is worse than the cake being a lie!" she cried out running from the Digimon.

"You vill be not going ze anywhere! Fork Dance!" ReverseWeddinmon shouted as it fired a series of forks at Pinkie. She narrowly evaded the sharp utensils by doing a series of flips before she landed.

"Skills." she said as she began running again.

"Uht! You pest! Crazy Cracker!"

"Hey! That is really offensive!" Pinkie shouted, shaking a fist at ReverseWeddinmon before the excitable pinkette yelped when the Digimon raised its other arm sending the fire cracker like candles flying at Pinkie each one hitting with a minor explosion. The smoke cleared revealing Pinkie with her hair poofed up even more like an afro, and her face covered in soot. She coughed smoke. "Okay...I'll give you that one...you get one." she said shaking her head her hair going back to normal and the soot shaking off, "Fluttershy, get Salamon ready! It's time for our Digi-buddies to evolve and fight!"

"R..right!" Fluttershy nodded as Salamon leapt out of her arms, allowing the shy pinkette to pull out her Digivice.

"Hmm? You fight moi? Ohhohohohohoho!" ReverseWeddinmon laughed tauntingly, "Like you could ever…!"

"Oh I'll love this." Pinkie said turning her head away from the battle before snickering quietly, already having her digivice out as it shone.

=GUILMON/SALAMON-SHINKA!=

=GROWLMON/GATOMON!=

With that two bright flashes died down as the evolved Digimon stood there with Gatomon standing atop Growlmon's head.

"*urp* Oh...Growlmon still sick...lets make this fast…" Growlmon complained his eyes becoming to blank white spheres as he held his claws to his stomach. He shook it off slightly before he charged and tackled into ReverseWeddinmon sending it crashing to the ground. He then pinned the digimon down with his claws. "Fire Blaster!" he called as flamed formed in his mouth before he unleashed them at point blank range.

The smoke cleared as Growlmon stood back up with ReverseWeddinmon glared at him, scorch marks evident across its body.

"Now you are to be getting it! Fork dance!" ReverseWeddinmon shouted as she fired sharp forks at Growlmon before throwing out her other arm, "Followed by Crazy Cracker!"

"Pyro Blaster!-!-!" Growlmon unleashed an even stronger stream of fire that blocked all the incoming projectiles before enveloping the cake Digimon. "Growlmon's flames are much stronger."

"..Uh..I don't think that worked," Gatmon pointed out as she heard a munching noise coming from the smoke cloud, which soon died down to reveal ReverseWeddinmon..eating the fire?!

"Oh now Growlmon really sick." Growlmon gagged,holding his claw to his mouth as his face turned green again. He shook it off before roaring and charging again. The two digimon clashed before crashing into the ground as Growlmon raised his claws. "Grow claw!" he shouted as his claws glimmered before he stabbed them forward, only for ReverseWeddinmon to grab his arm stopping the claws from impaling. "Grrr…." Growlmon groaned as he tried to push the claws forward.

"Time fo ze allyoop!" ReverseWeddinmon laughed as she tossed Growlmon over her shoulder, sending him crashing into a few buildings, "Ohhohohoho! You cannot be me! I am…"

"Lightning Paw!" Gatomon shouted as she climbed up ReverseWeddinmon's body, stopping right around it's face before she began to scratch it like crazy leaving scratch marks across its face.

With this Growlmon bit into ReverseWeddinmon's shoulder as he stood up and then fell back bring the digimon with him. "Dino Kick!" he shouted as he landed on his back and kicked RevseWeddinmon in the 'stomach' and the force sent it flying over and then crashing into the ground. Growlmon tolled over to his stomach before standing back up. Gatomon landing on his head again.

"Nice shot, big guy," Gatmon smirked as she patted his head with her tail.

Growlmon gave a snort of thanks as the two glared at the Digimon.

"Zat...is...IT! Time for my ultimate attack!" ReverseWeddinmon roared as she slammed both her arms into the ground and aimed her head at the two, flames starting to gather around it, "Candle Service Inferno!"

"Pyro Blaster!" Growlmon countered as he poured even more of his energy into his flamed before he shot his head forward and belched it out. The two streams of fire collided before forming into a pillar of fire that shot up making everyone look at the flames.

"...Eh. I've seen better," Pinkie shrugged, wearing a pair of sunglasses as she looked at the pillar before it dispersed.

Growlmon bared his teeth as he growled at ReverseWeddinmon the two having used a large deal of their energy for that clash of flames. Growlmon then raised his arms as the bladed fins began to glow. "Plasma Blade!" he roared as energy covered them he then charged and began slashing wildly.

"Hohohohoho!" ReverseWeddinmon laughed as she dodged the attacks with ease, "You cannot hit me, you fuelish reptile!"

"Not trying to hit...you." Growlmon responded as ReversWeddinmon was backed against a wall. "Was trapping you." he smirked as he slammed his arms into the Digimon pinning it to the wall. "Ike...Gatomon!" he shouted.

"You got it!" Gatomon shouted as she climbed off Growlmon before leaping off and delivered a flying kick into ReverseWeddinmon's face, "Lightning kick!" she then jumped off, spinning in the air a few times before stopping, her eyes glowing as she fired a pink beam from them, "Cat Laser!"

"Dragon Spine!" Growlmon added as the hairs on the back of his head shot forward at the same time as Gatomon's attack both hitting ReverseWeddinmon in the face causing a small explosion. Growlmon took a few steps back as Gatomon landed on his head once again.

"Did that do it?" Gatomon asked as the smoke cleared, revealing a heavily panting ReverseWeddinmon, "Oh, come on!"

"You still wanna fight ugly lady digimon?" Growlmon asked brandishing his claws and blades again.

"...U…...u….UGLY?!-?-!-?-!-?-!-?-!-?-!" ReverseWeddinmon roared.

"Pinkiemon way cuter."

"Aw you big sweetie." Pinkie gushed.

"Um...Pinkie?" Fluttershy spoke up as she pointed to the trembling ReverseWeddinmon, her entire body a pure red as steam came off her.

"Whoa-oh." Pinkie realized. "Well someone needs some ice to cool down."

"..You...You...YOU!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!" ReverseWeddinmon snarled as she charged for Growlmon and Gatomon, roaring in pure anger.

"..." Growlmon then lifted up a giant shard and showed ReverseWeddinmon her reflection.

"...Huh?" the Digimon blinked as she skidded to a halt, "Is...is that me?"

Growlmon nodded Gatomon having to hang onto his hair lest she be thrown off. "See, Ugly…" he stated tapping the reflection.

"...Oh god... I've never seen this form! No wonder all my fiances left me~!" she bawled as she started crying.

"...You mean she never looked at herself in that form?" Fluttershy blinked.

"I don't think a lot of Digimon notice how much they change sometime." Pinkie reasoned as ReverseWeddinmon cried.

"Ugly Digimon quit now?"

"...What's the point?! I'm hideous!" she cried as she ran..or rather hopped off, twin streams of tears running down her face.

"Gulimon winner!" Growlmon cheered, doing a happy dance as he changed back into Guilmon.

"..Well that was rather anti-climatic," Gatomon sweatdropped a bit as she changed back into Salamon.

"...Is that what you ordered your digimon to do?" Fluttershy asked Pinkie.

"Yeah. As soon as I saw Weddinmon, you know who I thought of?"

"Rarity?" Fluttershy sweatdropped.

"Rarity." Pinkie nodded.

"Oh…"

"Yup, and you know what the best part is?"

"Wha…"

"She left us with this house full of sweets! EAT IT ALL GUILMON~"

"Yeah!" Guilmon cheered as he immedeatly pigged out on the sweets
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"In other news the entire kingdom of Weddinmon was devoured," a news reporter Digimon announced as Twilight and the others walked pass a TV.

"Wait...a town devoured?" Twilight blinked as she stepped back to the TV. "Is something like that possible?"

"Ah'm not sure.." AJ admitted, rubbing the back of her head in confusion.

"We're talking with one of the survivors now."
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"Hey guys, look at this! The kingdom of sweets got eaten!" Huckmon shouted.

"Huh?" RD blinked as her group stepped back to see what Huckmon meant.

"Impossible. No one could survive eating an entire kingdom made of sweets and keep their figure," Rarity scoffed.

"Ah look look! Another human!" Huckmon shouted pointing at the screen. "A pink haired one!"

"Hey, she's wearing yellow...and hiding...Rainbow is that…" Rarity began.

"Its Fluttershy!" Rd gasped.

"She's pretty…" Huckmon swooned.

"Could you please tell us what you recall?" a on the field reporter asked a Candlemon.

"Its was horrible! she and her dragon came and took everything!" the Candlemon said in shock. "They started with her highness' castle and moved on to our homes!"

"You heard it here, my fellow Digimon. A strange human and a dragon type Digimon came in and destroyed this once happy town."

"Oh my god, she's still here!" the Candlemon's voice panicked as screaming was heard and the camera was dropped more screaming was heard till it stopped and someone picked the camera up.

"Pinkiemon! Guilmon find camera! Is it eatable!?" the voice asked as Guilmon appeared on the screen.

"Pinkiemon?" Rarity and RD repeated.
---
"Pinkiemon?" AJ and Twilight blinked as the camera was focus on a familiar excitable pinkette.

"The cake is yummy! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!" She roared actually trying to eat the camera till it cut away to the now scared anchorman.

"You've seen it hear...a truly terrifying Human has entered our world." he gulped, trying to regain his composure. "More on this story as it develops." he added as it went to commercial.

"That was by far the strangest human I've ever seen and I'm stuck with you two." Elecmon spoke.

Twilight and AJ couldn't say anything as they gawked at the TV, their eyes blank and their mouths agap.
---
"Well good to see she's doing alright." Rarity blinked, continuing on.

"Yeah. Fluttershy in good hands." Rainbow nodded following Rarity while their Digimon companions looked in shock.

"What the heck kind of human was that!?" Huckmon shouted.

"Clearly not a sane one," Noir sweatdropped with YukiRenamon slowly nodding in agreement

"Sane...does not exist when it comes to her," Rarity sighed a bit, "Come along. Judging by that map, that area was close so we'll find her in no time."

"I don't think I want to meet that kind of person." Huckmon sweatdropped a bit, following regardless he was just complaining to complain.
---
"Mom, I'm scared." Salamon trembled as shadowed images of Gulimon and Pinkie spewing fire roared in hunger.

"It will be over soon...so till then cover your eyes and ears." Fluttershy said, covering the puppy Digimon's eyes with her hand.

"Y..yes mom," Salamon whimpered as she covered her ears.

"GIVE US THE CAKES!"

Comments

[KaijinZero]

...dammit pinkie. why'd you have to eat an entire town...all those poor Digimon, now homeless.

[Seanzilla115]

5719338 She couldn't help it. They were in a cake frenzy! 0-0..which is pretty scary now that I think about it!

[ponylover2]

next please

[Seanzilla115]

5725066 It's almost finished. Just have to wait on a few friends of mine so we can finish teh next chapter

[ponylover2]

5725501 ok cant wait

[Seanzilla115]

5726014 Yup..small spoiler, it's a two parter

[Dragonspirit996]

This is a really awesome story! I can't wait for more :)
But I do have a question. Will the digidestined of any kind appear in this story? I know you have referenced them so they exist.