.......Man that is one determined mare...Well at least he'll get another pair of hands or...hooves in this case to fix the place up and all for just milking her...good for him, and great for buiness since he now has someone to demo on for unsure mares.
yep this story just took a turn for the better. I can see this going places really fast. hum who will be the first mare. Pinky it just has to be. harts fire
"So Celesita, any particular reason you gave me a shack for a house?" You ask.
The princess of the sun gives you a rather 'I have no idea what your talking about look'. "I'm Sorry?"
You roll your eyes. She's playing innocent. Fine. "Why don't I show you?"
A short stroll later, you two stand outside your slightly improved shack of a house. Luna is off to the side, attempting to annihilate you with her eyes. It just looks like she's constipated.
"This isnt...right" Celestia mutters, looking at your house. Sighing, you pull out a scroll you happened to find after Gleaming's impromptu bailing. Celestia over looks the scroll for a moment, her brows furrowing.
"This is not what I sent in my scroll...nor is it the right adress...and besides that...this is not my hoof-writing.." Her eyes suddenly widen in realization.
"This is...my sister's hoofriting"
Your head turns so fast you might have snapped your neck, your eyes locking on the moon alicorn, who admittedly, had the biggest shiteating grin on her face.
"As they now say, 'Payback is a bitch'" she laughs, before disappearing in a flash of teleportation. Your shout of anger to the heavens is halted when another sound reaches your ears.
You spent months on this mission it must SUCEED! You see the target, damn Moon ass she gets on her bed and it creaks loudly. "hi moon cheeks" her head careens up as she goes wide eyed seeing the gallons of white liquid suspended in a balloon with a picture of a bat on it. "he-hello anon"... "what brings you here?" *GULP*. "nothing much just a special milk delivery, 50 gallons of horny bat pony milk on me". You pull the wire causing the milk to drop so fast Luna can't even teleport away. "or I guess it's on YOU!". The milk floods the room sending her straight through the door and down the hall. Anon walks out as at least 5 night guards stare at you "you saw nothing". They all turn away and continue walking their routes as you slink into the shadows.
You know I have to admit the humor in this story is awesome. I was expecting Luna to be in that box, should have known that this would have ended with a bat pony lol.
There, perched upon your milking machine, tucked snugly within the crate, is a batpony. Her mane is disheveled, and she appears to be sitting at an odd angle. Wings flared as wide as was possible within the confined space, the leathery skin is smushed up against the wooden sides in a manner that looked uncomfortable. Her hind hooves are tucked up next to her head and her tail is flagged to the side, revealing her inflamed marehood. Her breasts are swollen as well, and, due to the pressure on them due to her hind legs, are dribbling a steady stream of milk. The musky scent of arousal suddenly assaults your nose now that the crate is open. I know i complained about this on th other one but *ahem*ARE THE BAT PONIES FUCKING NINJA DISCORDS WITH CHANGELING GENES IN THEM?!
i don't even...
I was half-expecting it to be Pinkie Pie in the crate, wanting to meet the new person in town.
All things considered, I'm surprised there was only one batpony in there.
.......Man that is one determined mare...Well at least he'll get another pair of hands or...hooves in this case to fix the place up and all for just milking her...good for him, and great for buiness since he now has someone to demo on for unsure mares.
I look forward to where this goes from here.
For the glory of the milk
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I would forcibly enrol her as an assistant in the Operation and Maintenance, A.K.A. cleaning, of the device.
*Facepslap* Ugh.
yep this story just took a turn for the better. I can see this going places really fast.
hum who will be the first mare. Pinky it just has to be.
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Man, he really needs a gun for all those pesky bat ponies...
5499413 Or-- hm, I wonder if they do make a frequency of dog whistle in "bat".
5499419 Something like that would be a godsend for him and his poor milking machine.
5499190 same, but I guess he'll get some party-style milk next chapter.
Half expected Pinkie to pop out of the crate for a big welcome song.
XD now the batponies know where to find you and steal the machine again
Please don't make us wait as long for the next chapter
now we need to bet who he will milk first
please let it be derpy!!! he had seen her... her milk will taste like muffins
That ending had me laughing.
I think you mean 'you'.
I am so happy to see that this isn't dead. Keep up the good work.
Damn
the princes spared no expense. Bwahahahaha!!!! She even sent along a Batpony to help clean and make repairs too.
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Even more surprising is that the bat pony was there in the middle of the day. Shouldn't they be nocturnal?
Goddamn Bat ponies!
Facepalming and laughter ensues
This can only get better.
interesting
Batponies, they're like your version of derpy
Parking the crate in front of the crumbling fireplace, you toss your bags onto the moth-eaten,
Moth eaten what?
Please oh pretty please let Pinkie or Fluttershy be next.
Ooh, I've been waiting for this update. I'm liking it, I just hope that batpony gets out without being hurt
Had a thought:
I know there's such a thing as apple butter.
Maybe Anon can churn AJ's milk into a slightly apple-flavored butter product.
Gotta hope that if her legs have a spasm they don't cause any damages, though...
Well, that was... something. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
Later on, Celestia and Luna visit.
i love this story
No use crying over spilled milk.
I don't think Ponyville's cow population is going to appreciate the competition.
Hmmm... I wonder if this will work on griffons.
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I, too, was expecting at least three or four.
i just have to chuckle at this story and its premise and the fact max's writing it, very fun :D
Next chapter! "The Cows Come....Home"
Dammit batty! Confound these ponies
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Oh gawd, it updated, the horr-oh wait, there wasn't anything that happened. Oh, okay.
You know I have to admit the humor in this story is awesome. I was expecting Luna to be in that box, should have known that this would have ended with a bat pony lol.
There, perched upon your milking machine, tucked snugly within the crate, is a batpony. Her mane is disheveled, and she appears to be sitting at an odd angle. Wings flared as wide as was possible within the confined space, the leathery skin is smushed up against the wooden sides in a manner that looked uncomfortable. Her hind hooves are tucked up next to her head and her tail is flagged to the side, revealing her inflamed marehood. Her breasts are swollen as well, and, due to the pressure on them due to her hind legs, are dribbling a steady stream of milk. The musky scent of arousal suddenly assaults your nose now that the crate is open. I know i complained about this on th other one but *ahem* ARE THE BAT PONIES FUCKING NINJA DISCORDS WITH CHANGELING GENES IN THEM?!
I feel dirty for having enjoyed reading this, but I still did. :-(
Why do I like this story so much?!
I guess I cannot complain as long as some more comes soon.
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Hilarious.
when can we get more
And thus cannon meets his future customers
Not my kink.
Still reading 'cus batponies <3