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ErraticOverlord


But, if ErraticOverlord is dead, why the empty grave?

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There’s nothing like getting lost in a good book. Unless of course you’re quite literally lost in a good book with your only chance of escape hinging on a finicky fairy, in which case I’d imagine there’s nothing like that either. It’s times like these, when I’m tied to a stone slab, about to be sacrificed to fulfill a prophecy and bring about the end times, that I wonder about things: like, what have I done with my life? Why would Twilight even have this book in her library? I wonder what fairies taste like and how I should prepare them when I inevitably cook mine up and eat him?

I don't think this day could get worse.

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Great! :pinkiecrazy: Now ... you're just missing "random" tag in there

5210777 See, I wasn't sure when I posted it but it's up there now.

Saw the title and thought:

How To Write Good

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. The passive voice is to be avoided.
4. Avoid cliches like the plague. They're old hat.
5. It's wrong to ever split an infinitive.
6. Writers should never generalize.
Seven. Be consistent.
8. Don't use more words than necessary. It's highly superfluous.
9. Be more or less specific.
10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

5232377 Haha, this made my day. Let the string of loosely related titles continue! :yay:

This may be egotistical of me to say but...is this what my proofreading is doing to your brain?
I had no idea....
._.'

5234649 Now you know the truth! *sob*

But seriously, you're cool.

5235568 awww, no one ever says I'm cool! :twilightblush:

It’s times like these, when I’m tied to a stone slab, about to be sacrificed to fulfill a prophecy and bring about the end times, that I wonder about things: like, what have I done with my life?

We've all have days like that, don't we?

5355539 Sometimes it's hard to spring back.

Accepting into the library. I personally enjoyed this one a fair bit.

Detailed decision is in the same place as ever.

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