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Lapis-Lazuli and Stitch


Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Comments ( 79 )

I just look at it and can tell this is going to be epic!!!:pinkiegasp:

I congratulate whoever did your cover art! It really sets the mood!

Hey now, this was pretty dang good. Kinda made me think what Goosebumps might have been like, had it included vaguely sexual undertones. And I liked Goosebumps as a kid. +1 thumb!

Hi don't understand what haopened

Twivera can be my Mistress, in the dark, if ya know what I mean.

/And I think ya do

This story was dark, yet sexy. I love it:raritystarry:

Pretty much the cover of the story brought me here. :applejackunsure: Found it on derpibooru. :twilightsheepish: But I do wonder, why'd you put this cover if the story's not anthro. :rainbowhuh:

5204399 she got turned into a maniquen
( I probably didn't spell that right)
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also, this is really creepy, you have my praise

dear god my worst fear has come true.

That was disturbing, sexy, and excellent. Good job as always.

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Because Twilight as Elvira is hot, and it fits the 'theme' of the piece, which is all about spooky sexy stories.

I love that her first thought at seeing everything so organized was that Twilght's OCD was rubbing off on her.

“Apologies. Miss. We were not ready to receive you as a guest, yet.”

I found that particularly chilling.

About when the talk of thanking her started is when I guessed what would happen, but I went darker with it. I thought she'd be trapped and immobile in one, or completely changed into one without speech or motion. I don't know, I guess I could see how this could be worse.

I'm wasn't entirely sure what to expect going into this, but to me that made it all the more enjoyable. It was creepy, mysterious and sexy, can't forget the sexy:moustache:. I gotta say, this was amazingly done, I felt like I was reading goosebumps or a Tree house of Horror from the Simpsons. Nice job and I can't wait for more. :raritywink:

And Twilight immediately blasted the demonified Rarityquin to smithereens and burned the Boutique to the ground.

I mean, this IS Twilight we're talking about here. :twilightblush:

“Or… Perhaps we can… play?”

RUN TWILIGHT RUUUN!!!!!

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No, this is Twilight we're talking about. The obvious answer is to blast it with friendship & rainbows until the problem goes away.:twilightsmile:

Well this has certainly been the highlight of my early morning readings... very dark with sexy undertones that capture everything perfectly...I love this. Now to read it again and go off to see Rocky Horror.

I'm quite baffled...and mildly reeling from the horrific implications that Rarity is no longer of flesh and blood. This isn't normally the material I read as one would tell by my favorites bookshelf but, I gotta hand it to ya. This is the kinda creepy stuff that makes me want to cringe and just do something else. The authorship and storytelling as a whole is great! Thumbs up bro. :pinkiehappy:

Twivera...Twivera. I don't think the Oak Ridge Boys could wrap their tounges around that too well. :) :pinkiehappy:

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark... Love the reference! :twilightsmile:

Haven't read anything yet...but I'm getting Rocky Horror Picture Show vibes from this.

5205545 I get that. Just kinda disappointed Elvira Twilight isn't anthro like in the pic. Coz she does look hot on this cover.:twilightblush:

fucking

this story isn't even anthro, there is no reason to have an anthro cover pic at all

it's just for the boobs

it's totally just for the boobs

fucking

uuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooogh.

Ah, Elvira. A Kansas girl who truely made her mark on the world. :pinkiehappy:

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Gotta love false advertizing for a cheap featured box grab.

Spikey entered the Twilight Zone, "Works for me":moustache:

"SPIKE ! Stop that right now, What are you doing?":twilightoops:

"Test drive?":moustache::facehoof:

That's one horrifying cover image. Her horn is bent sideways ..... The Horror.....

Also her right hand is on backwards

If this is the quality of story we are to expect from this series, than I can't wait for more!

5208522 Or to turn Rarity back into a pony but accidentally put the ponyquin curse onto someone or something else.

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Uh. It's because the whole series is a riff on old sexually charged b movie horror tropes. And because Elvira is basically the face of that genre.

And seriously? I don't need cheap cash ins to get featured brother.

5208522 Well, since Rarityquin is now PURE EVIL, it'd end up blown to smithereens by default. Like Somblarg and the Crystal Love Beam of Death. :rainbowlaugh:

5211803 That has absolutely nothing to do with your cover art being absolutely irrelevant to the story save the halloween theme. Nothing. Anthropormorphic cover art isn't exactly a B-movie trope, and neither is false advertising.

I got the ref of the cover, heh.

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No, that's love, a far more destructive force as evidenced by both Solomon and the Changelings.:rainbowwild:

Friendship & rainbows simply return things to the status quo. Luna, back to her pre-nightmare self; Discord back into a statue; Tirek back into Tartarus.:twilightsmile:

5211987 Until Season 5 when it becomes corrupted and then is used in Season 6 to blow up Alderan (Star Wars grimdark crossover, because Disney) :rainbowlaugh:

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Pffffttttt. Nice return.

~Skeeter The Lurker

*looks at story image*

"No exceptions."
-- Rule 34

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I dunno about that, dude.

Seems to fit the theme damn nice despite the non-anthro deal.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I had a feeling where this would go. But I just one question. What happened to Sweetie Belle?

Well. Now Rarity doesn't need to worry about dying of old age before Spike.

And Twilight has a friend whose now as immortal as she is.

I dunno, this story seems a little indecisive. It's not erotic enough to be porn, not creepy enough to be horror, and not comedic enough to be parody. It's too vague to really set a mood, but not vague enough to leave things to the imagination. It feels bland.

The prose and grammar were fine, which is more than I can say of most stories. But the story itself doesn't do anything; it doesn't have a real focus or goal. I'll wait until the next chapter to upvote/downvote, but if the description is a clue then all the chapters are going to be this way.

I really like this. It's dripping with charm. :raritywink:

It's creepy and kind of sexy and really enjoyable to read. I especially like the ending...and the potential it offers. :twilightsmile:

I like the horror anthology style and I'm looking forward to more, though I'd actually like to see a continuation of this first story I'm still happy to see other stories. It reminds me of all those great horror anthology films and horror-host shows you don't get anymore.

wowie that was good you should write one more chapter like this one where she shows her friends their true beauty starting with Twilight if you get my drift

This is DEFINITELY my fetish.

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