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War. War never changes. Two sisters, co-rulers of Equestria, will find that boredom may tear even their shared-kingdom apart.

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#1 · Aug 31st, 2011 · · ·

Ha! That was great! I was waiting for somepony to "lighten up" the whole lunar republic, solar empire rubbish. The sisters are always the best when happy together.

Hah, love it. I can just see Celestia and Luna doing this, too.

#3 · Aug 31st, 2011 · · ·

:pinkiehappy:

Hilarious! I was hoping for Luna to win. :twilightsmile:
I'm kind of confused over the ending. Did Celestia get turned into Pinkie Pie, or what? :applejackunsure:

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Maybe I'll find a way to clear it up. Celestia had to do a dare for Luna, and Luna dared her pink and ditsy. :trollestia:

#7 · Sep 2nd, 2011 · · ·

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Her wings are so pretty!

#8 · Sep 2nd, 2011 · · ·

sounds like someone likes mmmmmmbananas!:facehoof:

#9 · Sep 7th, 2011 · · ·

MOARRRRR!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!11!1!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

chapter 2!!!!

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Instead of Lunar Republic and Solar Empire, I use MoonDreamers and Templar Ponies!

MoonDreamers: Theistic Satanist inspired type cult that has Illuminati like infiltration to install Luna to the throne.
Templar Ponies: Named for the horses of Arthur and his Knights, they begrudgingly answer to Celestia, but outright want to kill Luna.

:coolphoto: THAT STORY WAS DE MAGIKS DAHLING! :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay::yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay:

Haha, that was funny, and a nice parody of all the serious "Lunar Republic vs. Celestial Empire" bullshit. :pinkiehappy:

3178 LOLOLOL! That's so awesome... I don't even know why they came out with that toy. I know one of those has voices that sound nothing like Celestia :derpytongue2:

#15 · Oct 9th, 2011 · · ·

Very good!

At first I was like :facehoof:
But at the end I was like :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

My exact emotions in order
:pinkiesmile:
:pinkiegasp:
:rainbowhuh:
:ajbemused:
:trollestia:

#18 · Dec 1st, 2011 · · ·

ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#19 · Dec 4th, 2011 · · ·

This made me laugh sooooo much. XD

Pinkie....:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

HA HA! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowkiss:

AWESOME!!!

Comment posted by XxTestName69xX deleted Dec 7th, 2018

3176>>3176 No Celestia's gonna win TOTALLY :trollestia:

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There is always next year for the Celestial Empire.

One word. Excellent!

Excellent, this is just wonderful.

Probably one of my favourite fanfics ever, great work! :twilightsmile:

This should be canon, i couldn't stop smiling as i read :pinkiehappy:

deep breaths deeeeeeep breaths...have to stop laughing...

:ajsmug:Very nice. I particularly liked the description of how the socialite game was played, and the hamminess of the battle. The story dragged a little in the middle, but Celestia's trump card and Luna's victory made it worth it.

:ajbemused:I'm disappointed by that last bit, though. Sure, I know the reference, but it feels so tacked on that it ruins the experience for me. I'd either expand it by giving it a buildup, or delete it altogether.:rainbowhuh:

Overall, this deserves a like. I wasn't ROTFL, or even LOL, but it was cute and amusing, and it made for a good bit of light fun.:scootangel:

207695 Learn the difference between cannon and canon. It could save your life.

>>iloveportalz0r Whoops, that's what i get for commenting at 3 in the morning :derpytongue2: thanks

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
OMG that was great! We've always been a supporter of the Lunar Republic, and this was an exccelent twist! We love the fact that this was all just a game. We Figured it was as soon as Sugar Snap was mentioned to have been bribed with chocolate cupcakes. :pinkiehappy:

Hm.....
A yearly water-balloon battle between Celestia and Luna, along with whatever guards each side could conjure ?





You mad genius.

:rainbowlaugh:
Very nicely done, this shall remain in my favorites (Even if it did start as tracking)

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A valuable lesson indeed

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Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. :pinkiesmile:

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And I am glad you wrote it :pinkiesmile:
(And that I managed to find it)

Hey, immortals have to kill time somehow.
Most hilariously executed, especially Slim Pinkins.

AWESOME!

The description sounds weird, like "meh, im bored...Lets go to war!" weird.

Adorably hilarious :pinkiehappy::heart:

"No."

"I'm a princess!"

"The answer is still 'no.'"

"Won't you let me play too?"

"Sister, I do not care that you're still a Princess even while fulfilling your agreed upon punishment for losing, but I will not ratify an edict stating that every stallion should henceforth be referred to as a," cough, "'handsome, handsome prince' and every mare a 'pretty, pretty princess.'"

Probably should ask LaurenMagpie for permission for the artwork...
'Specially since her name is removed.
At least source it? http://fav.me/d4bzbmj

Story was great. Instant fav/like. :moustache:

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Thanks! I never new the source. It was posted anonymously.
Edit: changed the picture to a sketch by Flak-K pony (whose account is mysteriously deactivated) done specifically for this story when it was going to be a comic.

isn't it solar empire?

:rainbowlaugh:Hahahahaha! Omg that was sooooo funnny!!! I died when the general was bribed by chocolate cupcakes!!! PRICELESS! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

People soaked for your entertainment! War isn't a game - WAR IS HELL-ARIOUS!!

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