This... was actually really funny.

O.O

Very good, i liked this.

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upvoted for the last line

Ah don't care if it's for science; y'all need ta stop raping people, Twilight

5178887 got that right

I am... But... Wha? I don't even know.

The ending gets an upvote by itself.

.....I......um......

5178887 No!

HAH! Sixty Nine upvotes!!!

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about this.

5181228 I don't think there's enough gold in the treasury for the therapy he'll (they'll) need. Is one of the bottles labeled F.S.?(Flash), or L.S. (Lord Sombra?), or maybe D. (Discord?)

5182109 If there was a "D" jar, it would probably be any color besides white. Maybe tie-dye...

5182315 So Zap apple flavored?

5182331 Granny Smith's dirty little secret revealed:

"Who's that moaning in the barn, Granny?"

"I told you to stay inside and put on your bunny suit!"

That's fucked up

That last line made this fic, and that last line is the only reason why I will favorite this.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

5178749
Tch.

Admittedly, that's really the only way a story like this can possibly end. Just gotta cross that second line.

...I was kinda hoping the last line was going to be 'Can we do this again?'

well... I suppose she is trying to even out the male to female ratio by isolating the mutation that makes males so rare
Scientific explaination
getting ready to create a sperm bank?
logical explaination
what duh buck did I just read?
actual reaction

5179001 wow, I didn't expect to see you here
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>emphasis on the evil smirk
not roleplay, just a silly name reference lol

Dat ending...

5187317 Perfectly summarized.

5182315

Well, Twilight did get the D...

I'll... uh, I-I'll show myself out.

Dat ending.....

This is one of the strangest stories I've ever read. But it was funny as hell.
I've got just one thing to say though, and that is, what the hell!?

5223838 A lot of people seem to have close to the same reaction, and each time I only wonder why they'd click on a story that visibly warns them of what's inside only to be surprised when it's exactly what I warned them about. WARNING: Unwanted incestuous alicorn fellatio. It would be a little different if i called it "Scootaloo Plays In An Empty Box For An Hour" and then pulled a big switchero, but you get what you get.

5224078
I'd read that. I'd also read one called "Scootaloo Plays With Her Empty Box For An Hour", (where 'box' is innuendo, in case it isn't clear.)

I'm bad person, I laughed at the end.

Some typos:

the difference between them is there relationship to me.

their relationship

forgoing the first few inches to devoir all that she could muster.

devour

No could he shut his eyes to pretend it was only Cadence treating his body in such a miraculous manner

Nor could he

This is what a good son might would have said:

"Hey Dad. There's something you should know before you go in..."

But nope. All Shining can do is greet and bolt. He explained in the next chapter that he was just too shaken up, but come on dude. Just imagine how your father is going to feel when he walks out of that tree. Just, imagine...

Shining’s apprehension only grew. “Why do I feel nervous all a sudden?”

“Because you’re not relaxing.

Ya know, that is true, no matter the situation. Upvoted.

but the only sample remaining is from one of my own siblings. Which is why I asked you to come today.” She paused. “I mean come here today.”

Nice save, Twi.

He mumbled, “Cadence hasn’t done anything like this since the wedding.”

Really?! Princess of Love my ass.

“Please tell me you’re not going to swallow!”

I find it hilarious that THIS is the scrap of innocence he's desperately trying to hold onto.

“This isn’t for fun, Shining. It’s for science!”

And only science could make a blowjob simultaneously awesome and horrifying.

And now I try and forget this ever happened, he thought, as he stumbled towards the entrance.

I think they have a spell for that.

...Not saying a syllable.... NOT because something similar to this happened to me.

...I come from a family of scientists, come oonnnnn!

5414901
*Gives friendly slap on back, followed by conspiratory wink and thumps-up* "Good on ya, mate!"

“Cadence hasn’t done anything like this since the wedding.”

“Then I guess that makes me a great sister.”

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