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Crystal Moose


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Spike the dragon has a lot of free time on his claws these days, and has to fill that time with something, right? And where is he getting all these bits from?

Twilight finds out just what he's been doing, and she is not pleased.

Edited by the amazing Level Dasher.

Edit: Special Link, just for Rainbow Bob. No one else click it!

I still love ya, Bobby. Just know that.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 131 )

Lol... Nice one shot

This was awesome... but now I feel bad for Spike.

Write one about Spike seeing his doctor.

Mares are such prudes, except Dash. :rainbowkiss:

Clever chap, Spike. He saw a demand that needed supply, and made a killing off it. If only Twilight could see that it's not perversion, just capitalism. :moustache:

Women and their views of morality... Ah well, you can't help it.

Well, that happened. :twilightoops: Nice use of interrobangs. Beyond that, I don't really have much to say on the matter.

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So finally something of mine is not included in the 'Most' set.

Not sure how I should feel about that :raritywink:

Even Spike ships OctaLight!

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Also it's been so long since I had an art class, I thought "Copic" was a spellcheck fail for "Coping" until I read in a bit. Slow on the uptake today, I am, but a great short one-shot nonetheless.

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Yeah, I had to check with my editor that Copic markers were actually a thing outside Australia. I have artist friends who swear by them.

And you are forgiven for thinking it was a typo. 'twas a terrible pun anyway!

Edit: I am not sure it even qualifies as a pun. It was a play on coping mechanisms and copic markers. Bleh, what ever :raritywink:

I lol'd way too hard. Great job. :ajsmug:

Okay. I laughed. I was entertained. Many laughs were had.

Here, have an upvote.

Never stop writing, Spike. Don't let Twilight keep you down. He's just fulfilling a need.

Spike is a monster............at pulling in the cash!:moustache:
But why Twilight? Why doth ye ruin capitalism?:twilightangry2:

Well, Shining Armor is dead too. I wonder who else is drawing these comics. Spike can't be doing all the work. Snips and Snails?

And what if one finds it's way to Sunset Shimmer back in the human world?:rainbowlaugh:

Oh hey, and interrobang.
Oh hey, there's lots of them.
Just one thing; I felt like the scene transitions were a bit choppy. I thought at first that Spike had been dreaming the scene with Big Macintosh.

See this is why you HIDE YOUR HAND DRAWN PORNOGRAPHY AWAY FROM THE OBLIVIOUS MODELS. And don't put your name on it dumbshit. That's like putting on a home address on every bag of weed you sell on the corner. Spike I am dissapoint. :applejackunsure:

Nice story though giggled like a idiot in the middle of my living room.

10 years later Bad Dragon Studios is the largest supply of erotic material literature In all Equestria and Spike is Hugh Hefner

Also Twilight's spell starts a rumor that she turns stallions permanently gay so she never gets laid again.

At first I thought there were a lot of punctuation errors, but it turns out that the interrobangs aren't showing up properly on my tablet. Not a complaint or anything, just an observation.

Anyway, funny fic.

Not, Spike's, fault these mares are hot!:moustache::twilightangry2:

I saw this in the featured box, and lo: I beheld your other fics! You're getting another stal- uh... follower now.

Spike is best reluctant perv. :moustache:

But Shining is just a plain perv.

5178987 An error? :ajbemused: An error? :twilightangry2: SAY THAT TO MY FACE! :flutterrage:

Nah, just kidding. Seriously, if you found an error anywhere, say something— I tend to keep track of the stories I edit. I'm always looking to improve; I don't have any formal training, so the fact that people don't tend to find errors in the stories I edit is kind of... well... miraculous. :pinkiegasp: Either that or they just don't pay attention. :facehoof:

Ha! It's normally Cadence writing the shipfics :rainbowlaugh:

When Twilight showed Spike his nasty-but-so-good-comic, it was so weird and awkward and adorable and I love it.

“Do you have any idea how long it will take to replace that many executed workers‽”

This was definitely the best joke for me. I knew the second I read the description it was going to involve Spike creating some nature of pervy work.

5176534 The blue one is upside down....

5179640 No really, it's bugging the fuck out of my OCD. Is that intentional, or....?

5179655 Okay, if you're serious, what "blue one" are you referring to?

5179676 in the middle. the blue one with two different tips is upside down compared to the rest.

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GODDAMNIT TIMELORD!

I also suffer from OCD, and now I see it too.

Thanks man, thanks! :ajbemused:






:derpytongue2:

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I pointed it out to him. :twilightsmile:

He now knows what you are even talking about.

Imma stalk you now!

Score: :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache: out of 5!

5179686 OOH. :facehoof: Apologies, I didn't realize you were responding to the comment with the picture. I thought you meant something in the story. Yes, that actually bugged the heck out of me, too. :ajbemused: Well, now I look like an idiot. :twilightoops:

5179715 No prob. Now....I'm going to rerererereread "A daughter and her dragon."

5179727 Yeah, that was one of the first stories I edited. You just might find a few errors in there. I've gotten better since then.

And then they find out the comics are of the magical variety...:trollestia:

The bit at the end is what made me crack up the most!

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I can't help but laugh. That cover image was originally a sweet little picture, but given the context of the story, it now looks so very very seedy.

Like "Ahma drawin' me some porn!"

5179426 Oh, I don't think it's an error, just an issue with my tablet. I suspect they would show up fine if I was reading this on my computer at home.

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Yeah, a few tablets don't show all unicode characters.

That'll teach me for trying to be fancy!

5180517 Fanciness is its own reward! :raritystarry:

soooo she put a rape spell on Spike....and everyone is ok with that wow.:facehoof: (now i have to look up what a interrobang is)

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Actually, she put a desire spell on him. I dont remember anyone fucking Smarty Pants in lesson zero.

I think it would be funnier if Celestia was a fan of his works. :rainbowlaugh:

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