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Needs more Fresh Prince.
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A valid complaint my good sir. I will do my best to address that in the next chapter We work on.
Needs more me
493395
I'm sorry Blado, but you are a cracker, and do not deserve to bask in Vanilla Ice's blackness.
493402 But so is Darr, and you let him help!
493427
Yes, but DARR is an "expert" on African-American social behaviors, something that is vital to this fic. Can you claim the same level of "expertise". For that matter, you are not even a rapper, let alone a black rapper like Vanilla Ice.
"Vanilla Ice"
"Equestria"
"Mature"
...Wha?!
493485
Well, there's a Gucci Mane in Equestria fic on here, starting the new genre of Rapper-in-Equestria. It's tagged as mature because Vanilla Ice is a sexy black man, who will clearly get all the mares.
493559
...I'm embarrassed that I understand the "Gucci Mane" joke...
Nice, i'm glad this is happening. thumbs up and tracked. Also, swag.
493566
It's not a joke, it's fo' real.
Also, fuck yeah, Vanilla Ice, baby! This nigga has it all!
493687
Please elaborate.
Not funny, just kind of sad. Sorry bro.
500108
Welp, that your opinion, and I can't really change that. I do appreciate the fact that you're probably the first person who didn't like it and leave a comment however, so thanks for that! I also like your stuff.
500338
Yeah, I don't like drive-by up-or-down-voting without commenting. I can't think of what details to say, though. I guess I know that you're going for 4th wall humor, but I feel like you need to be more subtle and mind-bending with that to make it funnier.
Like how, in Monty Python's Flying Circus, the police officer walking around with his pants down and his boxer shorts exposed while he shoplifts-- saying "Oh, that's nice" while putting a watch into his pocket.... that's pretty funny.
It would be less funny if it was, say, the police officer flying in outer space shooting space lazers from his fingertips... that starts becoming just weird.
Also: thanks! Which of my stories have you looked at so far?
500368
Thanks for giving some critique of my fic. Unfortunately, I'm not sure how I can follow up on that. To be perfectly frank, my friend and I started working on this when I linked Gucci Mane in Equestria, and someone requested Vanilla Ice in Equestria as a joke. We both wanted to write it, and so we worked on the first chapter together. Most of the humor will probably run off on the fact that Vanilla Ice is like some kinda unholy cross-breed of jedi and blaxploitation star. It will be fairly crazy, and is most definitely some form of trollfic. It WILL live up to that mature rating, and to be honest, this kinda caters to a small crowd. I do respect your opinion however.
On an unrelated note, my favorite fic of yours would have to be the one where Rarity is a fanfic writer for My Little Human, if only for how meta it is.
Mah Little Rapper: Homeboys Are The Magic
What... what did I just read? And why did I love it?
501782
What you read is a currently incomplete retelling of Vanilla Ice's time in Equestria. I'll decipher the fourth part of this dark tale tomorrow in the morning.
.......Ok. Was not expecting that at all. You get a thumbs up just for the title alone.
Now I've got this powerful urge to watch TMNT 2.
That was some DOPE ASS SHIT, stay chill ma nigga
501782
Oh good, I'm not the only one thinking this.
504949
Everyone should think that. Except not the "why" part because "why" should be obvious.
Good lord, bro, turn down your swag. This is absolutely relentless.
546980
This man's swag level is so high, it can't be turned down. All that can happen is a giant raise.
YES. I'm so glad this this isn't dead mah nigga, you gotta teach these bitchmade honkies about the Flow.
BOSS NIGGER was a good movie.
Also, I thought this was dead, but it ain't nigga!
Can we get more BOSS NIGGER in the future?
There will always be more BOSS NIGGER
The worst fic I've never read.
733233
Short answer: Yes, yes we can.
Long answer: The white man is keeping BOSS NIGGER down, so he can't make a true physical appearance until the sequel. Luckily, BOSS NIGGER is smart as fuck and will find ways to get around that. Vanilla Ice will have his homeboys stand with him in the end.
THIS FIC DIED AND I AM UNHAPPY.
I came so hard.
(There used to be spoilers here about Boss Nig(g)er vs. The World)
also you should quote me next chapter.
950365
SHHHH...
Spoilers man! Don't ruin the story for all my adoring fans! And to be fair, the chapter name was a reference to you calling this fic dead.
95038
I say, old chap, you do bring up a good point. And perhaps I was getting ahead of myself with the spoilers. Removing now.
Time to make a DMX in Equestria fic.
Oh fuck, getting good.
MAGNETO
Chapter 1: MAGNETO
MAGNETO MAGNETO MAGNETO MAGNETO
MaGnEtO MaGnEtO MAGNETS
MAGNETO
MAGNETO
MAGNETOMAGNETOMAGNETO
MAGNETO MAGNETO MAGNETO
MAGNETO MAGNETO
MAGNETO
MAGNETO
MAGNETO
This chapter is seriously lacking in COMPLETE BULLSHIT.
TL;DR
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I know, the authors are douchebags.
Oh god, the chapter titles alone had me laughing, and making me laugh is something that's rather hard to achieve. Good job.
Holy fuck, I read it while high. God damn, I was dying over here.
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Far too deep for me.
NEW CHAPTER PREVIEW:
"....TRIPLE NIGGER...."
-end preview-
Did it die again? N-no!
Finally, Dr. Frankenstein renews his creation!
I have a complaint.
This needs more Adam Sandler.