You furrow your brow in anger, whacking your fist against the window harder. “No, I’m the Brony Hero! You have to open up!” Your heart sinks at the thought that you might not get to see Rarity.
“I don’t care, I’m busy!” The response cuts you like a dagger. You realise that Rarity probably didn’t hear you properly; since if she knew the Brony Hero was outside she’d have opened the door and flung herself at you.
You proceed to smash your fist against the window. “I’m the Brony Hero! Brony Hero! Brony HeARGH!” You scream as your fist crashes through the glass, shards of glass lacerating your arm. Instantly you whip your arm out; unfortunately this causes more cuts in your arm as you stagger backwards and fall onto the ground. “Why…!” you weep as you twitch in agony. “Why Rarity, why…”
After a few moments, Rarity opens the front door and peers around, not seeing your prone body collapsed at the side of the house. “Huh…” she mutters. “He must have gone already!”
BAD END
Death by wanting to seduce Rarity huh? I always knew that's how I would die
I've punched through a pane of glass before... It sucked.
Rarity would not be that mean. The lies, the lies.
510837 Yep... I've been there as a kid... My whole frikkin hand was bleeding... Not cool
I punched though a glass pane before... I was wearing hard-knuckle gloves and long sleeves so I was alright.
Getting cut by breaking a windows, this is deja vu all over again
I know what you guys are talking about what a luck i was wearing a leather jacket that day
How to punch a window: The guide.
1. Never punch a window
2. Never shoot a window
3. If you must punch a window, use your elbow, wear multiple layers of thick, protective clothing, and don't follow through with the blow
4. If you must shoot a window, ensure that it is not bulletproof, and fire the weapon in such a way that deadly recoil does not occur to either yourself, or others
5. Just use the goddamn door
NOOoooooOOOOoo, all I wanted was to see mai waifu, why oh why did it have to end this way??! **sob** I'm going to go despair in my corner now...
519322
There is a second route to Rarity!
"All... I wanted... was some pants."
*Dies*
Damn always knew id die trying to tap that
WOOOOOOO YEAH! DEATH NUMBER 12! DEATH NUMBER 12!
520178 Yeah, exactly! I just need some clothes.
519350 I only clicked here cause I figured there wouldn't be another chance. I mean, with the terrible luck this guy has....
512789
And you realised that YOU are the retarded person in this story.
really?..i mean can someone even collapse from that?
...Wut?
I swear, if I'm ever this stupid, I'll be calling myself a nutshell
Um this guy is weak diying from punching glass... smooth
1die from rabies
2 turned to stone from seduceing celestial
3 flutter slave (OK ending)
4 shot to death defending flutters and gets robbed of sandvich
5 punches glass for cloths and dies (weak)
me:4th death
metal scourge:damit
metal sonic:fuck you to rarity
Damnit, is it possible to get some sex in this story?
I am sad. I got the glass ending. Why Rarity? You were my waifu!
Should've falcon punched that window.
First I end up hurting Pinkie and now I die cause Rarity my favorite pony doesn't bother looking for me, this is my worst day ever!
Bad end number 5.
WHY?????
[At least I can use the right icons.]
Log 25:
Bad End #1: Rarity destroys me by ignoring me.
....What.
Weak.
Endings: 15/21
Bad: 10
Decent: 2
Kinda-good: 1
Slightly creepy: 1
Best: 1