Choose Your Own Adventure: Brony Hero of Equestria

by Blueshift

Twenty Seven

You look down at your Fluttershy pillow, smiling at it sweetly. “Oh Fluttershy!” you cry. “When will you be mine?” You turn coyly away, covering your eyes. “I have said too much for your beautiful ears!”

You stand up, striding across the room. “Fluttershy pillow, we have known each other for a long time, ever since I bought you off that scary man on the internet. We have had good times together, very good, and we get on very well. Me, with my wit, charm and sentience, and you with your inanimate pillowness. I think we should take our relationship to the next level!”

You wait for a while, but the pillow does not respond. You take this to be a shy ‘yes’ and laughing with joy, sweep the pillow into your arms. “Oh Fluttershy!” you cry!

Racing downstairs with the pillow tucked under your arms you pass your mum. “Can’t stop mum!” you shout out. “I’m taking Fluttershy pillow out on a date, we’re going steady!” Your mum calls after you to put some more clothes on, but you ignore her – going on a date with Fluttershy pillow is a dream come true, you don’t want to waste a second!

You decide to need to take her somewhere classy, so you walk to the nearest Subway. “Do I need to book a table?” you ask the staff hopefully, but luckily they tell you that you do not. You decide to splash out, and order two Subway Melts, one for you and one for Fluttershy. You sit her in the seat opposite and gaze lovingly into her eyes as you devour your twelve inch sub.

“Oh Fluttershy, how I’ve longed for you!” You put your sub down and lean over to the table to kiss Fluttershy pillow on her soft lips. You are thwarted in your attempt at romance by the voice that cuts across you.

“Excuse me sir, but I’m afraid I’ll have to ask you to leave!”

You turn to see the manager, standing over you with a look of anger on his face. You clench your fist – will this brony persecution never end?

What will you do?
Stand up for Fluttershy pillow and refuse to leave
Go home and play on the internet

Comments

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[The sad mare]

I FUCKING BAWS

[Justanothabrony]

You can't go into a facking subway in your boxers. You cant go to any public place in ya boxers its like against tha law

[DreZoma]

510481

This guy is going on a date with a Fluttershy pillow,
he does what he wants.

[C0rwyn]

"You clench your fist – will this brony persecution never end?"
Oh god, this story is gold mine of awesome lines.

[Digit]

I'M LITERALLY PICKING THE WORST CHOICES EVER!
SPLENDID SIR! THIS STORY IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

[GuyFace]

What in the name of cheppledoof?

[Skoogles]

God fucking damn it, I'm spending all today's laughs on this story!

[The Maelstrom]

I clicked on this for laughs

I left....

[Deadite174]

>You turn to see the manager, standing over you with a look of anger on his face. You clench your fist – will this brony persecution never end?

So this is satire right? Someone please god tell me it's satire of this fucking fandom...

[CaptainFabulass]

"You clench your fist – will this brony persecution never end?" It's like the author says what we're all thinking!

[High-Voltage]

I bucking love these kinds of stories, I get to choose what happens its awesome

[Angelson1992]

I didn't make it past the first paragraph before turning around and deciding I made a horrible decision.

[WorldWalker128]

I'll take option 3: hang myself for choosing this option out of curiosity and reading it halfway through.

[Mister Cider]

Oh god, "You clench your fist – will this brony persecution never end?".
I choked on my tea.

[Fareseed]

...
Okey, that is too much.

[super_nova]

no matter what i choose i always die!

[rychu_supadude]

Alright, that's it. I can take no more of this...

After months of insisting that all shippings are equally valid, I shall finally bow to the masses and take up the mantle of a OTP: Brony Hero of Equestria x Fluttershy Pillow!

[Brony2]

heh heh, if i were eating at the resturaunt and u came in almost naked cooing a fluttershy pillow
(even tho i am a brony) i still would've called the metal ward

[I Am The Night]

I've only done one choice and I'm already dying of laughter. Well done, good sir!

[Live Light]

...At first, I was scared to do this, because it's Fluttershy. She's sensitive. Then I got the Fluttershy bad/somewhat good ending, and wanted to see what happens.

I don't know what to think anymore.. I just went to a resturant in my boxers... with a Flutterpillow... only one thing on my brain....

BEST DAY EVAR? Or weird?

[YouHavetoForgiveYourself]

Yay, I made the right choice.

[J25 The Arc King]

"Are you kidding me?" - ELPRESADOR

I shouldn't had made this decision, got damn it! Due to my curiously! So weird but funny! LMAO!

Alright next decision, I'll picking 2 and getting the hell out of here!

[MrF1uffyGam3r]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[yamgoth]

“Excuse me sir, but I’m afraid I’ll have to ask you to leave!”
You turn to see the manager, standing over you with a look of anger on his face. You clench your fist – will this brony persecution never end?

Brony Hero should just throw a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at the manajerk. He's interrupting his Heart Felt Love Quest, the mean Girl Stealer! Adding to the infinitely high hardship of finding a boyfriend-free girl! :V

[Jake Witt]

I got lost, found, then what I found broke me. Literally taking the Fluffershy on a date! Screw this, we're having bacon with mum.

[RandomGuy101]

I fucking I'll be back, but I'm gonna search for pony on the internet first.

[RandomGuy101]

I'm back...